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Fire Extinguisher by Slide

Rating: 15+Story Reviews: 8
Chapters: 1
Words: 2254
Characters: Albus, Rose, Scorpius, OC
Genre(s): Humor
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Status: Completed
First Published: 2015.09.25
Last Published Chapter: 2015.09.28
Last Updated: 2015.09.28
Favorite Story Of: 3 users
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence

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A mysterious and very poorly-defined illness. A school in quarantine when magic should really be able to handle it better. Danger striking at dramatically-appropriate moments. And, at the heart of it all, Scorpius Malfoy being a hyper-paranoid and annoying prat.

A parody of the bewilderingly award-winning 'Ignite'.
For Dojh167s Spoof Yourself Challenge.
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Fire Extinguisher

Whyd you say that?

Scorpius hesitated. I dont know. I just wanted to say something witty. You know, so it could be quoted hilariously and out of context later.

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