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Review #1, by Hasane Unbreakable Dawn

8th January 2018:
"So. Lettuce begin." w o w.

So, puns and parodies are my fave, so I decided to read this one too.

Ed is not the normal protagonist. He's a blast-ended skrewt, and this is funny to me because I keep imagining him waddling around with his multiple legs in a really slow fashion.

It's particularly funny how you described his woes of love and how he'll never get Lani's love. It was so very "ugh, just feel sorry for me!"

I was hopeful there for a second. I really thought Ed and Lani was going to be a thing. But who needs shallow boyfriends anyways?

I don't know why, but I really loved it when you cut in as they author to address the reader, breaking the fourth wall is funny in bad parodies and crack-fics.

This was hard to read. Thank you for writing it, I hurt my stomach laughing at this for five minutes straight!

Author's Response: Haha glad you enjoyed!

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Review #2, by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap Unbreakable Dawn

16th April 2017:
Meet Ed.

I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud. Ed just reminds me a plumber for some reason. Ed, with the plumber butt. Ed likes to drink beer on Fridays after work but he calls it a brewski. Meet Ed. HAHAHA.

He can shoot sparks from his...posterior.


So. Lettuce begin.



Ed is three times the size of this tree.

For some reason Ed reminds me of Hagrid. Not because of his size but I feel like Hagrid would be bumbling around if he was looking for love. I could see him behind a tree fawning after someone.

Oh wait, thatís just Edís stomach.

Poor Ed! If Ed was a man I would probably date him. I'm not sure what that says about me.

Oh, but she is beautiful.
Oh, but she is fair.
Oh, but she is different.
Whatís with all the hair?


Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Ė Ed is shallow.

HA! I did not see that coming. This was hilarious. I really thought this was going to be a romance about a person named Ed, not a blast ended skrewt. This is what happens when you're jailbreaking for capture the flag. This was marvelous. Really, i think you hit all the notes I need in a humor story. He's so fickle. Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. LOL This was just so ridiculous that it worked. Anything more and I would have said it was overkill but you just created the perfect story here.

Author's Response: This made me smile so much, Deeds, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

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Review #3, by nott theodore Unbreakable Dawn

16th April 2017:
CTF Review

Hi Bianca! I've loved reading so much of your writing that I was really interested to see how you wrote a more humorous style of story. And this... did not disappoint. I have to say (and I don't think you'll mind this, somehow) that this isn't necessarily your best work, but it made me laugh so much. Seriously. My family are looking at me strangely because I keep giggling at my screen.

I don't even know where to start with this story, but you captured the humour in it so well. I loved the way you started this and apologised, as the author, for the story that we were about to read, and then all the parentheses at the start which showed how the story could be interpreted in different ways and there wasn't really a proper sense to what you wanted to get across in this story (apart from succeeding in being hilarious haha).

Ed the Blast Ended Skrewt is a very fickle creature,isn't he? He's supposedly so in love with Lari the Unicorn and then he turns his nose up at her for having alopecia :P honestly I was just laughing right through this, from the lists of things he'd published in the Lonely Hearts section to that wise talk with Elder Ted. My favourite part had to be the asides from the author though, with all the funny quips and breaking the fourth wall completely. I think it's safe to say you did very well in creating a (hilarious) bad story,and I enjoyed reading it!

Sian :)

Author's Response: Hey Sian! Thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed how terrible it was :P

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Review #4, by IchigoPan Unbreakable Dawn

12th November 2016:
Ridiculous. Absurd. Mind-blowing.

Those are the words that ran through my mind when I read this one-shot. Hello lo, my apologies for getting to your 1 of 5 of your hard-earned reviews from my writing challenge.

What can I say about this story other than bloody brilliant. This was such an epic crack-fic. I couldn't stop giggling and laughing from start to finish (while earning some questionable looks and mocking laughs from my S.O.).

Oh Ed. Haven't other skrewts and magical creatures told you beauty is only skin deep? And poor Lani. At least she made the effort to talk to Ed; only to be so blatantly rejected by a skrewt of all creatures! Darling, you'll do so much better for yourself!

Anyway, before I continue to ramble on, wonderful story again. I'll be scouring your page to read more.

- ichigo :D

Author's Response: Hello! This was a nice surprise because I'd actually forgotten about these reviews! I'm so glad you enjoyed this (terrible :P) story! Looking forward to hearing from you again!

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Review #5, by dreamgazer220 Unbreakable Dawn

31st August 2016:
Oh my god, Bianca. This was hilarious. I can't even do a proper review, but I just loved this. I can't imagine how either much fun or difficult or both it was to write this, but thank you for posting it for our enjoyment!

And yes, it's *still* a better love story!


Author's Response: Ha ha I'm glad you enjoyed it! :P
Thank you!

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Review #6, by marauderfan Unbreakable Dawn

28th August 2016:
This is a literary masterpiece.

The end.

(Also, regarding Ed's 5 to 6 skills: I see what you did there.)

Author's Response: Why, thank you ;)

(I'm so glad you noticed)

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Review #7, by SilverMoonFairy Unbreakable Dawn

28th August 2016:
I saw on Twitter that you had posted an entry for the Worst Story Ever challenge and having had so much fun with my own and reading all the other one's I can find, I had to come check it out! *salute*

I'm totally on board with this forbidden love. And I love the snarky narration! I am so drawn in by the brilliance! XD

The ability to count is a very important thing- I'm glad Ed likes it so much about himself. XD

Pumpkins make the best snacks, especially Hagrid's.

I thought Elder Ted didn't approve of unicorn love? Well, true love is inspirational to all creatures. I'm sure he understood that in the twelve hours he sat at the table pondering.

Awww, I got all hopeful there for a second. I WILL ALWAYS SHIP ED AND LANI!

This was amazing, so excited you posted this! Thanks for an awesomely ridiculous read. ^_^


Author's Response: Ha ha I'm not surprised you had fun on your own, it's so great to be silly! :P

Ed and Lani 5eva!!!

Thank YOU for an awesome review!

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Review #8, by Dirigible_Plums Unbreakable Dawn

28th August 2016:
This was painful to read.

I loved it 😁

Author's Response: It was painful to write.

Thank you! ♥

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