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Review:Dirigible_Plums says:
Well, hello, there 😏

Tis I, Plums, here with the first of your reviews as a reward for placing 2nd in my challenge on I just had to read this again because those Worst Stories Ever were all brilliant and this was no different.

First of all, Sirius and the hot blonde! I actually burst out laughing when he went on about how she jiggled like jelly. Too often have there been blondes like this in fanfiction but I have to say they've never been introduced quite like this 😜 Squealing with delight and hormones indeed.

PRONGS. THE BAD BOY OF GRYFFINDOR. Maybe he should be the main character of this story... That doesn't explain he's fantasising about being drowned by a mermaid, though.

Strange child.

I actually don't understand what's going on with this story anymore 😂 Narnia? The Shire (and James' fear of Hobbits)? Dinotopia? Seriously, what were you drinking when you wrote this?


And Sirius nudges girls with his feet.


Also, Uptown Funk is the soundtrack of Sirius Black's life and nothing can convince me otherwise.

OH MY GOD, IS THAT ELEVEN?? This fic is actually brilliant! I love Eleven. I love his sarcasm and his fez and I just love Eleven.

*heartbroken sigh*


Okay, so I just read the rest of the one shot and I feel like my head is about to explode from all the ridiculousness. I am also a lil bit disturbed from James' determination to sleep with Ginny (you little creeper, Jamie boy, get outta 'ere) but mostly in shock.

Plums xo

(Most of this was a running commentary so I don't know how coherent this review was but I would just like to say I really liked how Sirius argued with the author throughout the entire thing. Twas brill.)

Author's Response: I... Well... Just look at all of that... Hang on, I'm going to answer as you reviewed- as I read along. XD

We should totally have another Worst Story Ever challenge... I may host one after my current challenge ends. They're so freaking hilarious...

Delight and hormones are a very big part of every teenage girl's life.

I just had the strangest idea that I had already replied to this review and went looking for it on other sites and then remembered that I HAD replied, and then hit preview and forgot to hit post and then just gave up...

The hot blonde (Nattie) was actually based on a character my friend and I made up for a manga we tried to write and we wanted to have all the stereotypes we could. She was the perfect girl. 5 total names in her name, each representing one of the 5 countries in her blood, exchange student, blah, blah, blah... It was too good not to put her in here.

I... Well... I don't know what I was going for there. I don't know what I was going for for most of this story, to be honest. Drowned by mermaids... I mean, some people like to be strangled, so... Why not?

I explained about the map, right? I think so. Tweeted you. Yup, yup, yup.


Bwahahahaha, I knew that Uptown Funk reference would change someone's head canon.

THAT IS ELEVEN! If you notice, toward the end, he turns into Ten. I don't know why. Blame Epic Rap Battles of History for giving me that idea...

James has a thing for redheads. At least he wasn't actually related to her (directly) unlike his granddaughter, whom he also made eyes at.

Thanks for reading!!! Sorry this reply took so long!


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