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1 : Push Comes to Shove by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


The cold, bitter wind bit into him, a reminder of what a ghost town the place had become. And he realized that he had been pushed too far.

Genres: Angst  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2008.06.26   Latest Chapter: 2008.06.26 Updated: 2008.06.26 Status: COMPLETED (1198 words)

2 : This Vicious Cabaret by goddessofsnark     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 122







Twenty years have passed since the fall of Voldemort. Twenty years have passed since magic was outlawed. What few witches and wizards remain stay hidden, afraid of the fate that befell so many others. It has been twenty years too many. Now it is the time to act. Now it is the time to stop simply acting in the cabaret of life and instead take control and rewrite the script.

(AU as of DH.)

Genres: Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure, AU  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Hermione, OC, Snape  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.07.18   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.07 Updated: 2007.09.07 Status: WIP (16019 words)

3 : Closer by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


He wasn't going to admit that he needed this. That they both lived for this. Songfic to Nine Inch Nail's Closer.

Sirius/Snape

Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.09.03   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.03 Updated: 2007.09.03 Status: COMPLETED (3299 words)

4 : Sitting on the Wall by goddessofsnark     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


Berlin, 1977. A time of unrest. A time of division. As party lines are drawn back in his home country, Severus Snape is in a country every bit as separated, running an errand for the Dark Lord. On a mission some say is suicidal. To retrieve those loyal to the Death Eater cause from the Soviet states, giving them asylum in England. But he doesn't care if it's a suicide mission. He lives for the thrill of it all.

Written for PadfootBlack 16's Historical Challenge.

Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2007.09.03   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.03 Updated: 2007.09.03 Status: WIP (1082 words)

5 : Que Sera Sera by goddessofsnark     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 4





At the end of the trio's third year, one artifact remains behind, awaiting shipment back to the ministry. The one thing that could fix his life. It wouldn't be that difficult to go back and manipulate things into working, would it? A few well placed words here, a few slights about James Potter there, and he could make her see who the better choice was, coudn't he? He had the chance to fix his life, he wasn't going to just throw it away.
But a few words linger his head - Que Sera Sera

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Snape/Lily, James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.26   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.27 Updated: 2007.08.27 Status: WIP (2593 words)

6 : The Ghost of You by goddessofsnark     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 10


She thought marriage would be the answer to all of her problems. She didn't know it would simply create more. Now trapped in a relationship with someone she's not sure that she loves, she finds herself finding a friend in the most unlikely person. Well, non-person.

Genres: Drama, Humor  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.07.24   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.09 Updated: 2007.08.09 Status: WIP (2731 words)

7 : Fools of Us All by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


The first thing that they taught you in the Auror Academy was not to fall in love. And if you do, make sure it's with someone on your side. But you'd been foolish enough to fall for him, the master manipuator. And he used you. You were foolish enough to fall in love, but then again, love makes fools of us all.

Moody/Snape.

Genres: Romance, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Moody, Snape  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2007.08.09   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.09 Updated: 2007.08.09 Status: COMPLETED (2137 words)

8 : The Sorting of: Severus Snape by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13


He stood on the platform, watching eagerly as those before him got sorted, wondering which house he would get into. Wondering what house she would get into. Anything would be better than Gryffindor. He could be friends with a Ravenclaw. He could even be friends with a Hufflepuff. But he couldn't be friends with a Gryffindor.

Genres: Drama, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: Lily, Snape  Pairings: Snape/Lily
Advisory: Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.02 Updated: 2007.08.02 Status: COMPLETED (838 words)

9 : Dimethyltryptamine by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9





There is a gland in the brain-not quite in the brain, but surrounded by it, called the pineal gland, that, in the second before death, lets forth a torrent of dimethyltryptamine, a mind altering substance believed to make the transistion into death painless for the mind.

He liked the pretty colors, the red, the gold, but most of all, the green. The green just like her eyes. It was safe. It was warm. It was secure. And for the first time in longer than he could remember, he was happy.

Genres: Drama  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Snape
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.02 Updated: 2007.08.02 Status: COMPLETED (2459 words)

10 : A Christmas Blessing by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


He didn't know what carried him into the building. It was the archetecture, that was what it was. He was here to admire the archetecture. And to get out of the cold, biting, December wind. Fluff.

Genres: Fluff  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, Snape  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.07.25   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.25 Updated: 2007.07.25 Status: COMPLETED (1812 words)

11 : Knowing Nothing is Better than Knowing It All by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11




Insuferrable know-it-all was what he called her. He mocked her, tormented her, and refused to accept anything less than perfection from her. She could see now, while frozen in fear, just what he was attempting to achieve. And she realized that ignorance was in fact bliss.

Genres: Drama  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, Snape
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.07.19   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.19 Updated: 2007.07.19 Status: COMPLETED (1266 words)

12 : Angel by goddessofsnark     Song fic
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6





Songfic to A Perfect Circle's The Noose.
Everyone regarded him as a hero. A saint. An Angel. But I knew better, beneath the veener he was nothing more than a manipulative old man taking credit for things he did not do, while innocent men died for him.

Genres: Drama  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Moody
Advisory: Mild Language, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.07.16   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.16 Updated: 2007.07.16 Status: COMPLETED (1381 words)

13 : Ephemeral by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3






There was an ephemeral glimpse of heaven, wherein he could wak through the gates of paradise.

Genres: General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Snape
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.07.10   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.11 Updated: 2007.07.11 Status: COMPLETED (857 words)

14 : This fic is crap, don't read it by goddessofsnark     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 23


Dedicated to Timeturner.

Genres: Drama, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC  Pairings: Harry/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2007.07.08   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.09 Updated: 2007.07.09 Status: WIP (952 words)

15 : Quadrangle by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


Snape likes who? Who's madly in love with that? A love quadrangle of epic proportions.

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, McGonagall, OtherCanon, Snape, Trelawney  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2007.07.08   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.08 Updated: 2007.07.08 Status: COMPLETED (1420 words)

16 : St. Michael Slew the Dragon by goddessofsnark     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 5




As one walks down the little dirt road, a road you have to know exists to find, one will eventually stumble upon a little stone fortress, a small castle from eras long gone. A place long since converted into a home for the insane. Few venture in here, fewer still of their own free will. It is a place of a grim past. One patient here is different from the rest. He seems saner than them, but he must be insane to be here. This is, after all, an asylum.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Mystery  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OC, Snape
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.04.23   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.04 Updated: 2007.05.04 Status: WIP (2726 words)

17 : What If? by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10





Every girl dreams about their wedding day, right? But no one thinks of that moment on the precipice when they decide whether or not they want to go through with it. After all, what if he really doesn't love you? What if he dies? What if you wake up tomorrow and decide you really don't want this?

But she made a promise to him when she said she'd get married. And Hermione Granger doesn't break promises.

Genres: Fluff, Romance  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.04.30   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.30 Updated: 2007.04.30 Status: COMPLETED (587 words)

18 : Minutes to Midnight by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5






It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had some time alone)

~REM
The doomsday clock is ticking, every minute is one more closer to the end of the world. You didn't ask to be the one to stop it.



Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.04.22   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.22 Updated: 2007.04.22 Status: COMPLETED (2258 words)

19 : Insomniac by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0





You haven't slept in so long. But this could have been avoided. You're not dead, you're not a live, you're not undead, you merely exist. Even the undead sleep eventually.

Genres: Angst  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.04.11   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.11 Updated: 2007.04.11 Status: COMPLETED (1405 words)

20 : The Seven Words: Into Your Hands by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2






And speaking in a loud voice, He said, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit" -Luke 23:46


She stood in front of the crowd as the charges were read. She had nothing to fear, she was dying a martyr for the cause.

Genres: General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Bellatrix
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.04.07   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.07 Updated: 2007.04.07 Status: COMPLETED (586 words)

21 : The Seven Words: It Is Finished by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1




He said, "It is finished!" And He bowed His head and gave up His spirit. - John 19:30

It was over. They couldn't believe in their safe little world of pretend anymore.

Genres: General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.04.06   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.06 Updated: 2007.04.06 Status: COMPLETED (535 words)

22 : The Seven Words: I thirst by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2




After this, knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled saith 'I thirst' -John 19:28

He had done his part. He'd played the Judas, the traitor, so that the prophecy might be fulfilled. Now he could run.

Genres: General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Pettigrew
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.04.05   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.05 Updated: 2007.04.05 Status: COMPLETED (780 words)

23 : The Seven Words: Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2




He cried out in a loud voice Eli Eli Lema  Sabachthani. Which is translated 'My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" -Matthew 27:46/Mark  15:34

He stands alone on the battlefied, forsaken, alone.

Genres: General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.04.04   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.04 Updated: 2007.04.04 Status: COMPLETED (682 words)

24 : The Seven Words: Woman Here is Your Son by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3





He said to his mother, "Woman, here is your son". Then he said to the disciple, "Here is your mother". And from that hour, he took his mother into his family.  ~John 19:26

He looked skinny, thin, gaunt, but she was glad to see him here, becoming a man.

Part three of the Seven Words series

Genres: General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Narcissa
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.04.03   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.03 Updated: 2007.04.03 Status: COMPLETED (719 words)

25 : The Seven Words: Today You Shall Be In Paradise by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1





And he turned to him and said 'Truly I say to you, today you shall be with me in paradise.' ~Luke 23:43

The Dark Lord has never made a promise he could not keep.

Part two of the Seven Words series.

Genres: Horror/Dark  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.04.02   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.02 Updated: 2007.04.02 Status: COMPLETED (672 words)
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