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~slowly writing every hpfanfic cliche since 2006; retired from fanfic in 2016~

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1 : Fluorescent Adolescent by greenbirds     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 456


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For two individuals as different (and yet united in their faults) as James Potter,
Gryffindor Quidditch captain, arrogance extraordinaire- and Effy Wilderson, Ravenclaw
seeker of sharp-tongued, often unnecessary wit- they did seem to spend a lot
of time together.

a story of high flying, throaty whispers, lack of common sense and an intoxicatingly
raw, almost fluorescent teenage magnetism


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2013.11.12   Latest Chapter: 2016.09.09 Updated: 2016.09.09 Status: WIP (108395 words)

2 : etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 1091





Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

an Albus/OC romance-satire set in a Hogwarts beleaguered
by celebrity worship, shipping wars, and too many teen queens
—Dobby Winner: Best OC, Dialogue, Description—


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2016.05.09 Updated: 2016.08.06 Status: COMPLETED (102085 words)

3 : Magpie by Lululuna     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 43


Banner by elaine_17@ TDA.



Verity Burke, teenage co-owner of Borgin & Burke's in Knockturn Alley, lives her life surrounded by dark objects, mysterious curses and stories she collects as if they were precious relics of another time. But when Verity's best friend is murdered, darkness rises up to surround her. With help from the colourful cast of characters who work and live in wizarding London, Verity must fight for the truth even as the magical world itself begins to crumble.

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2013.05.28   Latest Chapter: 2016.04.27 Updated: 2016.04.27 Status: WIP (59323 words)

4 : The Center of the Sun by MuggleMaybe     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13


fab banner by danverszorel at TDA




There could scarcely be a less respectable wizard in the world in her parents' eyes. So why did her own eyes stick to him like honey, and why did she find the sight every bit as sweet?

For Alexis Black's Smut*tastic Challenge. Rated M for a reason.


Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Andromeda, Narcissa , Ted  Pairings: Andromeda/Ted, Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature
Published: 2016.01.29   Latest Chapter: 2016.01.30 Updated: 2016.06.03 Status: COMPLETED (2145 words)

5 : Your Hand in Mine by LavenderBlue     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 25


Stunning banner by love machine @ TDA.



Sequel to Kill Your Darlings. Against all odds, Andromeda Black and Ted Tonks have made it this far. Now newly married, they must face the harsh realities outside the confines of Hogwarts—including surprises at home and the growing threat of war that surrounds them and those they hold dear.


Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Andromeda, Arthur, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Sirius, Ted, Tonks  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.21   Latest Chapter: 2016.01.03 Updated: 2016.01.03 Status: WIP (10831 words)

6 : Hamartia by ad astra     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 40





absolutely perfect banner by abhorsen. @tda

hamartia (ἁμαρτία) - a fatal flaw || (a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs)

Many talk of the teenagers who were forced into the ranks of the Death Eaters during the Second Wizarding War. None talk of those who went willingly.

Inspired by Donna Tartt's The Secret History




 


Genres: Drama, Angst, LGBTQA   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, OC , Snape, Umbridge  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.02.06   Latest Chapter: 2015.09.01 Updated: 2015.09.01 Status: WIP (4853 words)

7 : All Existing Matter by darkkid     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


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My name is Rose Weasley and I am stranded two and a half million light years away from Earth on a planet named Janas in the Andromeda Galaxy.

I will surely not survive this.



Genres: Drama, Action/Adventure, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione, Ron, Rose   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.03.26   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.27 Updated: 2015.08.23 Status: WIP (2136 words)

8 : Apex by opheliate     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


apres moi le deluge: after me comes the flood



perfect banner by katharos @ tda! 

Snow falls over hogwarts and the girls are dying.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure, AU   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.17   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.20 Updated: 2015.01.20 Status: WIP (617 words)

9 : Wasting My Young Years by LavenderBlue     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 20




Lovely banner by aigue-marine @ tda. <3
 
Before my eleventh birthday, I'd been called a lot of names: Hey You, Blondie, Trouble, Baby Malfoy.

I never thought that "Squib" would be an addition to that list.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Andromeda, Draco, Lucius, Narcissa, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.04.11   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.17 Updated: 2015.01.17 Status: WIP (12345 words)

10 : Kill Your Darlings by LavenderBlue     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 37   Reviews: 374




Marvelous banner by weaslette @ TDA. Gorgeous book cover by Kirjava @ TDA.

Andromeda Black has a perfectly crafted future: marriage to a respected pureblood, a comfortable socialite life, and top marks at school. But the Slytherin ambition that has brought Andromeda this far is about to take a turn for a most unexpected goal.

Dobby Award Winner 2015 - Best Novel


Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Andromeda, Bellatrix, Lucius, Narcissa, R. Lestrange , Sirius, Ted  Pairings: Other Pairing, Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.13 Updated: 2015.12.26 Status: COMPLETED (160104 words)

11 : Off the Rails by water_lily43175     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 64   Reviews: 578





Off the Rails: To start behaving strangely, in a way that is not acceptable to society; to lose track of reality.

James' life is perfect. He plays Quidditch for the Falcons, an England future seems certain, and the female attention isn't to be scoffed at.

Then he hooks up with a Muggle.

"Remember when you jumped off the Quidditch hoops without a broom? That was a better idea than this."

Dobby Award Winner 2014 - Best Plot Twist


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.09.16   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.02 Updated: 2015.01.02 Status: COMPLETED (253657 words)

12 : This is Chemistry by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 19






Advisory: contains jargon in abundance.

For ReeBee and randomwriter's Gift-It Challenge for Joseph the crestwood - For stillroisin's MicroFictionChallenge - For crestwood's Slash Challenge - With some amazing advice from the endlessly lovely Meg the Unicorn_Charm

Banner by the amazing Roisin. 


Genres: Fluff, Romance, LGBTQA   Era: Other   Characters: OC   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2014.10.11   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.27 Updated: 2015.01.05 Status: COMPLETED (504 words)

13 : The New Pride of Portree by momotwins     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 252






 Molly Weasley has spent her professional career as reserve Keeper for the Holyhead Harpies, her dream team - but her dream hasn't panned out the way she'd hoped, and she rarely gets off the bench. She accepts an offer to join the all-new lineup at Pride of Portree as the star Keeper. She might even be team captain, if she can just get along with the new coach, Riordan Fitzroy.

lovely banner by insert witty comment here @TDA


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hugo, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Ron  Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2013.08.21   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.18 Updated: 2014.10.18 Status: COMPLETED (123284 words)

14 : Pride & Pestilence by Violet Gryfindor     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 141


Fantastic banner by PhoenixAlthor!

In a world of “I do” or die, Rose Weasley has little to offer. She’s neither rich nor fashionable, and however many brains she has, none of them will get her a husband. Who then should make an offer but the arrogant, wealthy Scorpius Malfoy, the last wizard she would ever want to marry.

Winner of 2013 Kecker and Golden Snitch Awards for Best Alternative Universe


Genres: Romance, AU   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.10.23   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.11 Updated: 2014.10.11 Status: WIP (32408 words)

15 : Chai, Samosas, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning by 800 words of heaven     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 29




She didn’t know what she was doing with her life, but at least she had chai, samosas, and a friend in the wee hours of the morning.

Neville/Hannah | First in the Chai Series

For toomanycurls

Written for Reebee and randomhpffwriter's Gift-It Challenge | Banner by milominderbinder @tda


Genres: Fluff, General, Humor   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Neville, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2014.10.01   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.03 Updated: 2014.10.03 Status: COMPLETED (3894 words)

16 : Vital by Aderyn     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 300


lovely new banner by stopjenny @ TDA









The Dark Lord fell in October. Now it's December and Healer Elena Wood thinks the world has put itself back together.

However when she witnesses the murder of the Minister of Magic, she realizes that a brutal war is still waging, only this time, behind closed doors. Discretion is vital, the public cannot know.


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Romance   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: A. Longbottom, Bellatrix, F. Longbottom, Moody, OC , Oliver  Pairings: OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.12.16   Latest Chapter: 2014.08.16 Updated: 2014.08.16 Status: WIP (110926 words)

17 : Go Softly by Lululuna     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


Lovely banner by easterlies.







He’s got spiky hair and a whole lot of anger which he holds inside a cavern within his chest. Sometimes he feels the monsters clawing at him, snagging their talons in the gaps between his ribs. Sometimes he feels very thin and breakable when I wrap my arms around him.

A companion story to The Enchanted Ground. Thackeray's story.


Genres: Drama, LGBTQA, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.03.04   Latest Chapter: 2014.05.11 Updated: 2014.05.11 Status: COMPLETED (3787 words)

18 : Magnolia Street by Indigo Seas     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 41


Banner by violet ephemera || Awards by justonemorefic


A story of twins, a forgotten meeting place, and an ivory moon.
Lysander / Scorpius
~
TGS July Featured Story
Golden Snitch Winner for Best Slash
Golden Snitch Runner-Up for Best Description


Genres: General, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Lily (II), OtherCanon , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.06.19   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.09 Updated: 2013.09.10 Status: WIP (10209 words)

19 : The Dark of Night by HarrietHopkirk     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 68





Scorpius is destitute, left with a destructive family and memories of the night when everything went wrong. Albus is alone, quietly observing, harbouring secrets. Elodie is indifferent, flitting from life to life, rejecting and reforming everyone. Rose... Rose is perfect. A mixture of loathing and longing pulls them into the shadows, and they are all terrified.

They are all terrified of the dark.


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2011.01.25   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.17 Updated: 2013.08.17 Status: WIP (38425 words)

20 : Hindsight by tydemans     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 27





The visions were a gift that she'd like to exchange. What good was seeing the past? That kind of Sight made Angela nothing more than a walking Pensieve for other people’s drama.

A girl like her would have to be mental to get involved with the likes of Albus and Scorpius. If anyone had the potential for drama, those blokes did.

~~


Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.01.24   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.07 Updated: 2013.08.07 Status: WIP (17723 words)

21 : Acting the Part by starryskies55     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 37


banner by the wonderful Carousel. at TDA!




Melanie works for famous Muggle film star Violet Thornton, who has just sacked the studio's mythology expert.
Enter stage left: Charlie Weasley.
There really is no business like show business.


first place in PunIntended's Fairy Tale Challenge


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Charlie, OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2012.08.05   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.22 Updated: 2013.02.22 Status: WIP (26591 words)

22 : Welcome to Mars by Violet Gryfindor     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 30


The sequel to Winner Takes All ;; Fantastic new banner by niika!

No one ever told her what you're supposed to do after growing up.
Welcome to adulthood, Rose Weasley.

Winner of 2012 Kecker Awards for Best Next-Generation & Best Couple.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.09.20   Latest Chapter: 2012.11.07 Updated: 2013.08.23 Status: WIP (12869 words)

23 : Run by Toujours Padfoot     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 31   Reviews: 742


Amazing banner by Lucie Longhorn  ||  2013 Golden Paw Winner for Most Addicting




The village of the dead is not as peaceful as it seems.


2012 Dobby winner for Best Action/Adventure and Most Original
2012 Golden Snitch winner for Story of the Year, Best Plot, Best Plot Twist; runner-up Most Memorable Scene; finalist in Best Characterization, Best Description


Genres: Drama, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Cedric, Crabbe Jr., Fred, James, Lily, Lupin, Ravenclaw, Slytherin , Snape, Tonks  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.02.20   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.05 Updated: 2014.01.21 Status: COMPLETED (133958 words)

24 : Venom: A Tragedy by Violet Gryfindor     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 43


A morbid retelling of "Romeo & Juliet"

Beware the rose's thorns, for her wounds run deep. Beware the scorpion's tail, for his sting can kill.
Love is the venom that flows through their veins.
The only antidote is hate.

Winner of "Best Short Story" at 2011 Golden Snitch Awards!


Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.06.25   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.17 Updated: 2012.09.12 Status: COMPLETED (15633 words)

25 : Foolproof by Jenna822     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 17


Banner by paper.fox @ TDA


Lily and Scorpius are in love—at least, they're pretending to be.
They have every detailed worked out.
It's a foolproof plan!

The problem with foolproof plans is...they rarely are.
When real feelings collide with lies, how do you know the difference?


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2012.06.16 Updated: 2012.07.22 Status: WIP (15765 words)
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