Penname: notreallyblonde44
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REWRITING MARROW FOR NANO2015 ~slowly writing every hpfanfic cliche since 2006; hoping to complete a WIP in 2016~

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1 : Curating Artifice: An Ode to the “Dark” Arts and Dramione by notreallyblonde44     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


galaxies|TDA



Part 1: Smut, of the (seemingly) infidelious kind
Part 2: Plot, of a questionable nature
Completion = Not profit, because that would be illegal, but a totally "realistic" approach to Dramione.


Written for Alexis Black’s Smut*tastic Challenge & marauderfan’s Your Least Favorite Challenge.


Genres: Romance, Young Adult   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Hermione  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2016.01.29   Latest Chapter: 2016.02.06 Updated: 2016.02.06 Status: WIP (2153 words)

2 : Loose Lips Sink Ships by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


darth vadar|TDA



Years of shared back and forth glances (that always went unacknowledged) spurred me on, and the thought of dying soon didn’t help either, when I whispered, “I love you.”


Written for Magenta Robes./Musing's Taylor Swift Ultimate Challenge.


Genres: Romance, Angst, LGBTQA   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lupin, Sirius   Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature
Published: 2016.01.12   Latest Chapter: 2016.01.14 Updated: 2016.01.14 Status: COMPLETED (2181 words)

3 : When Stupidity Strikes by notreallyblonde44     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 14


milominderbinder|TDA



Lucy's skirted by life with an affinity for bright colours and daydreams. That's why she's never held a decent job, and why she's hung up on her non-existent relationship with Scorpius. Until now.

When stupidity strikes at Quality Quidditch Contracting, it strikes hard. But Lucy keeps on smiling.

A half-baked crack!parody of semi-realistic proportions.



Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2012.02.11   Latest Chapter: 2016.01.05 Updated: 2016.01.05 Status: WIP (9663 words)

4 : gaslights by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


milominderbinder|TDA


I’m spiraling. Spiraling. The news is all sorts of alarming.
How could they not tell me?
How come I’m the only one that sees? How problematic romance can be.
Especially with a non-communicative Weasley.

Under the gaslights of the Gryffindor Towers’ gaze, Lavender blooms.


Genres: Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Lavender, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.11.09   Latest Chapter: 2015.11.09 Updated: 2015.11.09 Status: COMPLETED (682 words)

5 : Inside Death by notreallyblonde44     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 43




Illyana Malfoy Macnair inherited her mum's blonde hair, her father's brown eyes, and all the conflicting ideologies of their arranged marriage. One showed her love, the other hate. Together they gave her pure blood, Slytherin pride, and protection from the Dark Lord. Until they abandon her, seemingly leaving her for dead.

Torn between house survival and doing what is "right"...what will she decide?

Amoretti|TDA

Genres: Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure, Young Adult   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Lucius, Narcissa, Neville, OC, OtherCanon , Pansy, Snape, Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing, Lucius/Narcissa, OC/OC, Remus/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2008.06.04   Latest Chapter: 2015.10.21 Updated: 2015.10.21 Status: WIP (14963 words)

6 : The Will to Live by notreallyblonde44     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 13




Sheltered and immature Samantha Callaway thought her 7th year was going to be a prank-filled, carefree breeze. She was wrong. The First Wizarding War looms over Hogwarts like a dark cloud, ruining everything and refusing to be ignored...despite Samantha's efforts to look away.

Whether she wants to or not, Samantha must learn that life isn't always fun and games, or fair.

autumn.shades|TDA

Genres: Horror/Dark, LGBTQA, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: OC/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2010.11.27   Latest Chapter: 2015.09.14 Updated: 2015.09.14 Status: WIP (14398 words)

7 : Marrow by notreallyblonde44     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 38




Healer-in-training Lia Mason aspires to be the greatest Healer in the Wizarding world. But her dream is hindered when she aids the Order of the Phoenix. First by stealing supplies from St.Mungo's. Then by healing wounded members.

When the same patient returns, with wounds that are more than concerning, Lia must open her mind, and heart, to the possibility of a new purpose.

GryffindorGirl153|TDA


Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.02.06   Latest Chapter: 2015.08.20 Updated: 2015.08.20 Status: WIP (18850 words)

8 : The Spirit of Adventure by notreallyblonde44     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


"The spirit of adventure is a Potter's destiny, I always did say."



Follow an enchanting young woman's quest across the magical foothills of Cornwall and Devon in which she finds more mischief than she can handle, and maybe true love too. Leona Potter Callaway: beloved twin, wife, mum, aunt, and grandmother. May she rest in peace, 1900-1965.

Winner of Leo's Potter Family Tree Challenge!

banner&title: elixirchaos|TDA

Genres: General, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Other   Characters: Dumbledore, James, McGonagall, Moody, OC, OtherCanon , Pomfrey, Slughorn  Pairings: OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2011.07.12   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.18 Updated: 2014.01.18 Status: Abandoned (1540 words)

9 : Dancing in Fields of Yellow by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13


Dobby 2011 - Third Place for Best Founders Era.



They danced and danced in circles together in the field of yellow until all the world was brighter and at peace: first with itself, and then with them.

Written for bamboomei's The Comfort Zone: D E N I E D challenge.

flyaway|TDA

Genres: General, Romance, LGBTQA   Era: Founders   Characters: Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2011.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.12.05 Updated: 2012.12.05 Status: COMPLETED (1967 words)

10 : Unraveling Heartstrings by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0





There is no rhyme or reason to this life, according to newlywed Julienne Malfoy Macnair.

Occurs between 'Living for the Night' and 'Inside Death'

our sea star|TDA

Genres: Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Remus/OC, Lucius/Narcissa, OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2012.11.06   Latest Chapter: 2012.11.07 Updated: 2012.11.07 Status: COMPLETED (1144 words)

11 : Living for the Night by notreallyblonde44     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1




When the bough breaks, everyone falls.

Amoretti|TDA


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lucius, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Remus/OC, James/Lily, Lucius/Narcissa, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2012.10.18   Latest Chapter: 2012.10.21 Updated: 2012.10.21 Status: Abandoned (1001 words)

12 : Of Excellence and Experience by notreallyblonde44     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 4




In a world filled with moments, moments crossing generations or lapsing only milliseconds, the only occasions worth recognizing are the ones filled with new experiences, where love and loss intermingle, when a person's excellence shines brighter than any sun.

HarleyQuinn|TDA

Genres: Mystery, Romance, LGBTQA   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon , Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.12.18   Latest Chapter: 2012.03.16 Updated: 2012.03.16 Status: Abandoned (6546 words)

13 : White Poppies by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11




As I trace the outlines of myself, both past and present, an unfamiliar film intensifies over my eyes and greyness overwhelms me.

Inspired by Ilia's Every Word Counts Challenge.

Amoretti|TDA

Genres: Angst   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon , Ravenclaw, Voldemort
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2011.01.16   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.28 Updated: 2011.12.28 Status: COMPLETED (502 words)

14 : A Galaxy Shy of Tradition by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8




Andromeda Black was just a few steps shy of her beloved, Ted Tonks,
yet she had always been a galaxy shy of tradition.


autumn.shades|TDA

Genres: Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Andromeda, OC , Ted  Pairings: Andromeda/Ted
Advisory: Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2011.03.27   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.26 Updated: 2011.08.26 Status: COMPLETED (1321 words)

15 : Clever Fool by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4




Though he's considered 'the clever one' by his mates, Remus Lupin feels otherwise. Because, the truth is: love makes everyone a fool. Especially when it's of the the one-sided variety.

Inspired by LyrisLovegood's Oxymoron Challenge in 2008.

GryffindorGirl153|TDA

Genres: General, Angst, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Contains profanity, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.01.07   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.07 Updated: 2011.05.07 Status: COMPLETED (3393 words)

16 : Discovery by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5




Electric. Pulse. Stagnant. Thunder. Calm.
These five words described me, in my entirety,
and all came together inside me at the worst and best of times.

hysteria|TDA

Genres: Romance, Angst, LGBTQA   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.03.04   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.12 Updated: 2011.03.12 Status: COMPLETED (819 words)

17 : The Death of a Woman by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6




The scene that captivated their attention was about to unfold: within the center of the village square, there stood a woman. Ropes held her up and bound her to her fate. Beside her, was a man, layered in the dark cloaks of his kind. He held her life in his hands.


Originally written in 2006. Later edited and inspired by Ilia's 500 Words Challenge in 2011.

viva la vida.|TDA

Genres: Horror/Dark   Era: Other   Characters: OC
Advisory: Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.03.03   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.10 Updated: 2011.03.10 Status: COMPLETED (510 words)

18 : Impressions of Padma Patil by notreallyblonde44     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4




Since the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone has changed. People have come together and others have grown apart. As Padma Patil tries to make her impression on the Wizarding world, Dean Thomas tries his best to make an impression of her.

Impressions can be defined in so many ways. Why pick just one?

trésor|TDA

Genres: Drama, General, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Dean, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, OtherCanon , Ron, Seamus  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Dean/Luna
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Spoilers
Published: 2010.12.19   Latest Chapter: 2010.12.24 Updated: 2010.12.24 Status: Abandoned (3039 words)

19 : Of Matrimony and Motherhood: I'm a Mrs. by notreallyblonde44     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 12




She was in quite a predicament; stuck in her world, thinking about all the changes that happened since she became a Potter. Absorbing the positives, negatives, can'ts, and cans of her life...she comes to a realization. That she isn't who she used to be. But was it for the better? Was she happy now? Being a wife and a mother can really take its toll.

Welcome to the life of Mrs. Ginevra Potter.

elixirchaos|TDA

Genres: General, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Albus, Bill, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II) , Molly, Ron  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Spoilers
Published: 2008.07.29   Latest Chapter: 2010.12.03 Updated: 2010.12.03 Status: Abandoned (3454 words)

20 : Twisted: Pansy's Perspective by notreallyblonde44     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5




Pansy Parkinson was a foolish girl. Pansy Parkinson had problems controlling her tongue. Pansy Parkinson saw herself as a victim. And in the typical sense of the word, Pansy Parkinson was no hero.

But who is to blame for all these things?


love machine|TDA

Genres: General, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Crabbe Jr. , Draco, Goyle Jr., Pansy  Pairings: Draco/Pansy
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2009.10.23   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.19 Updated: 2010.08.19 Status: COMPLETED (2316 words)
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