Penname: private_ryan
Member Since: 2006.07.12

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1 : How The Sofa Ate The Sod-Head and Other Various Marauder Mishaps by sirius_jamie     Short story collection
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 66

[banner by Abyssica at tda]

"Great Scott, say it isn’t so!  I'm going to die!  I'm going to die a death by dragonskin, finely-crafted, fruitwood framed furniture! Oh, dear mother of god, it's starting!  I can feel it's equisite handstitched fabric and plush overstuffed back pillow creeping up over me! Oh no, it's ultimate relaxation!"

Genres: Fluff, General, Humor   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild violence
Published: 2006.03.25   Latest Chapter: 2017.01.25 Updated: 2017.01.25 Status: WIP (3710 words)

2 : Attached by Redheads_sis     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 81

This is the story of how Lily Evans came to fall in love with James becoming attached to Sirius Black.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2008.07.06   Latest Chapter: 2015.10.20 Updated: 2015.10.20 Status: COMPLETED (22434 words)

3 : All they want for Christmas... by The Melodramatic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 628

When Hermione and Draco are made Head Boy and Head Girl during their seventh year at Hogwarts, sparks were bound to fly, and not necessarily in a good way. What will happen when the two are left to face Winter Break alone together, and can they handle the repercussions?

UPDATE: 4/27/12- The last chapter is now up!!! Thank you all so much for your support! 100,000 + Views and 500+ reviews!

Genres: Humor, Romance, AU   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Narcissa, OC , Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.06.09   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.09 Updated: 2014.02.09 Status: COMPLETED (105377 words)

4 : Wolfenized by SticksandStonesandPatronuses     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 3

It's always the same routine: when the moon is full meet at the shack. But one night, when Sirius turns up late to the shack to help the others with Remus' problem he finds himself dealing with more than he bargained for. What happens when Moony almost kills Pardfoot?[co-write]

Genres: Humor, Action/Adventure, AU   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2009.05.29 Updated: 2009.05.29 Status: WIP (2674 words)

5 : Do It Yourself Nose Kit by Dracos_BUNNY01     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 15

 What Happens when Voldemort gets fed up with having no nose? Or when he forgets to take off a Unforgivable? Will the Visine ever work permanently? This is a story of how Voldemort fixes what people always thought could not be fixed... his nose. And it all starts with a dream...

Genres: Humor, AU  Era: Other   Characters: Pettigrew, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.09.06   Latest Chapter: 2008.10.05 Updated: 2008.10.05 Status: COMPLETED (1129 words)

6 : The Virgin Count by Wizardora     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 826

Beautiful banner by Prongsie at the DA- love!
Nominated at the Dobby awards ~ Chapter 5 is up!

Ron is obsessed that he and Harry must be the only students at Hogwarts who haven't had sex! To comfort his paranoid friend Harry starts a Virgin Count. But then the list goes missing and a sequence of misunderstandings, mischievous pranks and ludicrous blackmail follows!

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.09.21   Latest Chapter: 2008.09.09 Updated: 2008.09.09 Status: WIP (16047 words)

7 : Love Works in Mysterious Ways... Especially When Involving Marauders by killsdracowithspork     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 620

Banner AND drawings by Justasloonyasluna

Best friends Laura and Tanya have a problem. They are each in love with a Marauder, and each have a Marauder in love with them. The wrong Marauder. And so it goes in this crazy-mixed-up love... square (and at one point a love pentagon).

Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Slughorn, Snape  Pairings: Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2005.08.22   Latest Chapter: 2008.08.15 Updated: 2008.09.01 Status: Abandoned (74050 words)

8 : Confessions of an anorexic by Sirius_babe     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 398

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Thanx to Radcliffe_Potterfan319 for a great banner.!!! I'm just your average girl, with just an average life... Except for my anorexia.” Jackie is in her fifth, going on sixth year at Hogwarts, and is dealing with a lot; her mother being dead, a father in denial, and an evil stepmother. How does she cope with everything, specially her anorexia? Will she stand alone, or will a certain Black be of any help? Please read and REVIEW!!!

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: Lupin, OC, Sirius
Advisory: Strong Language, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.07.30   Latest Chapter: 2007.10.26 Updated: 2007.10.26 Status: COMPLETED (40163 words)

9 : Welcome to my Life by storiesthatmightbeflamed     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 29

Bee was different. She was wild and crazy and that's how everyone knew her. In ways she was like... Treacle tart. You either like it, or you don't. What happens when a simple kiss turns her world upside down? CONTAIN SLASH! if ur homophobic just dont read it. simple as that. no need for flames.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OtherCanon, Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: OC/OC, James/Lily, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.07.10   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.31 Updated: 2007.08.31 Status: WIP (6773 words)

10 : Harry Potter and...the missing Monkey? by nazozink     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13

written in response to Mrs.Racliffe's challange Dora the explorer challange. When a little girl has lost all hope who does she call? Harry Potter Obviously. But will she ever get her beloved monkey back?

Genres: Crossover, Drama, Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2007.03.12   Latest Chapter: 2007.03.28 Updated: 2007.03.28 Status: COMPLETED (890 words)

11 : Remember by almost_witch     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 32

Thank you to Jaggy!   -   When Lily turns up to Sirius's apartment the night before her wedding, she asks him questions that bring back memories of when they betrayed someone close to heart.

Genres: General, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: Lily, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/Lily, James/Lily
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2006.12.14 Updated: 2009.06.27 Status: COMPLETED (1768 words)

12 : Stumbling onto Secrets by Marauder Mcgonagall     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 96

Things are changing in the Marauders sixth year: They've been split in two! James and Remus are furious with Sirius after he tells Snape to go through the Whomping Willow passage to find 'something to his intrest' and Sirius is furious that they are taking his prank so seriously. As the the tension in classes reaches near breaking point Professor McGonagall steps in to try and repair the damage between the Marauders, but what will happen when she accidently stumbles onto the Marauders deepest secret? 1360+ reads!

Genres: General  Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, Pettigrew, Pomfrey, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2006.07.05   Latest Chapter: 2006.10.27 Updated: 2006.10.27 Status: WIP (8170 words)

13 : Purely Theoretical by Lumosia     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11

Sirius Black was, in fact, a rather attractive person. From a purely objective standpoint, of course. Slash, Sirius/James. Fluff.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Sirius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2006.09.05   Latest Chapter: 2006.09.10 Updated: 2006.09.10 Status: COMPLETED (714 words)

14 : One Lazy, Saturday Afternoon by just another harry potter fan     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 29

It's a lazy, Saturday afternoon. Nothing much is happening. James is just trying to persuade Lily to marry him, that's all. Pfft. Good luck there.

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.08.05   Latest Chapter: 2006.08.05 Updated: 2006.08.05 Status: COMPLETED (2066 words)
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