Penname: BluntJoey
Member Since: 2006.02.15

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As a fan fiction writer, I consistently try writing in-sync with JKR. What's the point of FF if it's not an accurate reflection of the HP world? All the same, my aim's to create unique stories.

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1 : Boys on the Radio by BluntJoey     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 6


Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are trapped and alone in a painful destiny.  Meeting and connecting unknowingly, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter learn that some love is not gay, straight, or bisexual ... Some love just is.
 


Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Harry  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.15   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.09 Updated: 2011.12.09 Status: WIP (21443 words)

2 : Support System by BluntJoey     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 6


It is the summer before the 6th year at Hogwarts, and Harry is being totally isolated. While suffering the loss of his godfather, Sirius, Harry is given news that Cornelius Fudge has been kidnapped! This becomes its own baffling mystery whereas Voldemort meanwhile conspires to commit more treacheries. However, first and foremost Lord Voldemort is determined to capture Harry and end their unfinished business, once and for all....


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Bellatrix, Fudge , Harry, Lupin, Narcissa, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.01.13   Latest Chapter: 2011.10.12 Updated: 2011.10.12 Status: WIP (16726 words)

3 : Fluorescent by BluntJoey     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


It's the story of a very unlikely Hogwarts Christmas for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.



Featuring a suicidal Draco, his unlikely savior, sexy slash, humorous angst [for real], and love-falling at the North Tower. Altogether, you bloody bet it makes for a rather demented winter holiday at Hogwarts indeed!


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Harry  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.05.15   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.17 Updated: 2011.06.17 Status: COMPLETED (1301 words)

4 : Double Jeopardy by BluntJoey     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


Harry Potter was unjustifiably tried in August for underage magic, but after successfully appealing, he rightfully returned to Hogwarts for his fifth year. Now, an unbelievable three months later, Harry is wrongly on CRIMINAL trial for a murder charge which could land him an Azkaban life sentence. Ultimately, Harry must defeat this unrighteous injustice before it steals his life away!


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Snape, Umbridge
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.01.13   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.13 Updated: 2011.06.13 Status: COMPLETED (3817 words)

5 : A Question of Sex by BluntJoey     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


The war is over and Harry Potter conquered the Dark Lord. Great, but Ginny Weasley is still in a like dilemma! You see, when deranged Lucius Malfoy captures Harry hostage and demands to know the sex of Blaise Zabini, the threat forces Ginny to accept help from Draco Malfoy in order to save everyone's favorite boy-hero.

Little does Loony Lucius know that his odd couple must reface a dark, dark secret from Hogwarts' past in order to succeed...


Genres: Humor, Mystery, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M) , Draco, Ginny, Harry, Lucius  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.03.04   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.23 Updated: 2011.03.23 Status: COMPLETED (3786 words)

6 : Ronnie's in the Bathroom by BluntJoey     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


In which Hermione is featured in and out of character, Ron is an unfaithful naughty boy, Dean is left with bruises but isn't important enough to get a line, Ginny seeks revenge and so does Lavender ... And all because Ronnie was in the bathroom.

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Hermione, OtherCanon, Ron  Pairings: Ginny/Dean, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.06.15   Latest Chapter: 2006.06.18 Updated: 2006.06.18 Status: COMPLETED (1182 words)
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