Penname: Drunk Elves
Member Since: 2005.12.10

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1 : The WOEG by Drunk Elves     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 220


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting The Marauders go on a camping trip to Australia for Muggle Studies. In between writing with stones, muggle plane trips, drop toilets, saggy tents, heavy packs and lost love - What more could go wrong? A lot.

Genres: General, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.04.29   Latest Chapter: 2006.06.04 Updated: 2006.06.04 Status: WIP (5851 words)

2 : All's Fair in Pranks and War .... Not to Mention Love! by Drunk Elves     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 272


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All's fair in pranks and war - right? What about love? Lily's isn't so sure about this one... but James sure is! Reposted! **CHAPTER EIGHT UP!!**

Genres: Romance   Characters: James, Lily, Lucius, M. McGonagall, Narcissa, OC, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2006.03.23 Updated: 2006.03.24 Status: WIP (7793 words)

3 : Planet Gazing: Looking at Uranus by Drunk Elves     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 249


CUTE! HUGE!
A weird, random, disturbing LJ fic. It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue. Will rumours, embarrassing situations and one extremely inexperienced matchmaker make two worst enemies change their minds about each other?

Genres: Romance, Humor, Fluff   Characters: James, Lily, Lucius, OC, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.01.16   Latest Chapter: 2006.03.23 Updated: 2006.03.23 Status: WIP (6113 words)

4 : Questions, Qualms, Queries, Quokkas, and Quiches of a Quidditch Queen by Drunk Elves     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 213



A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year ravenclaws and quidditch equipment. Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, Fred and George Weasley, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet all on the quest to find just how long beaters bats are. Banner:Midnight Cityscape

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: Fred/George, OC, Oliver Wood  Pairings: Others
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.01.21   Latest Chapter: 2006.02.27 Updated: 2006.03.04 Status: WIP (5261 words)

5 : My Favourite Things by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 143


James hears a noise coming from baby Harry's room. Well, not really a noise... more like the sound of music...

Genres: Romance, Songfic, General, Fluff   Characters: Harry, James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
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Published: 2006.01.06   Latest Chapter: 2006.01.06 Updated: 2006.02.05 Status: COMPLETED (980 words)

6 : Rag Doll by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 52


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‘I’d change her sad rags into glad rags if I could My folks won’t let me ’cause they say that she’s no good’ Draco/Ginny ficlet, completely spur of the moment, for 'Out of your Realm', Winky challenged Dobby to write it, and Dobby actually took it seriously, unfortunately. Banner:ava.baudelaire

Genres: Romance, Songfic, Angst   Characters: Draco, Ginny
Advisory:
Published: 2006.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2006.01.03 Updated: 2006.03.02 Status: COMPLETED (1237 words)

7 : Friends by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 35


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James, contemplating his relationship with his friends. Not like that you sick people! Just kidding. R & R! **Posted with Winky's permission**

Genres: General, Angst   Characters: James, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.18   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2005.12.19 Status: COMPLETED (852 words)

8 : Perfect by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 35


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Sirius’s father didn’t care about his son anymore, it seemed. ‘Well, this son,’ Sirius thought bitterly. Songfic, to Simple Plan's Perfect. **Posted with Winky's permission** Banner: Tomfoolery

Genres: Songfic, Angst   Characters: Sirius Black
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2005.12.18   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2006.02.10 Status: COMPLETED (1162 words)

9 : First Signs of Magic - A Hermione Granger Story by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 70


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She would read textbooks during break time when the other children were outside playing and would answer every question in class and pass every test perfectly. She would do extra credit whenever possible and while this pleased her parents, it didn’t get rid of her terrible loneliness. Banner:secret_soul

Genres: General, Angst   Characters: Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.18   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2006.03.04 Status: COMPLETED (2296 words)

10 : Daydreaming by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 103


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“Ron, of course you can sit with me,” said Hermione, feeling curious as to what he wanted to talk to her about. “Whatever is the matter?” Banner by potterfan226

Genres: Humor, Fluff   Characters: Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.18   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.18 Updated: 2006.02.05 Status: COMPLETED (1253 words)

11 : Full Moon Rising by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 39


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Remus, thinking about the ways of the moon and remembering something. What thoughts does this particular memory bring?

Genres: General, Angst   Characters: James, Lily, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
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Published: 2005.12.17   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.17 Updated: 2005.12.17 Status: COMPLETED (2425 words)

12 : Babysitting Harry by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 228


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Lily and James went out, leaving Sirius to babysit. Is that really the wisest choice?

Genres: Humor, General, Fluff   Characters: James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.16   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.16 Updated: 2005.12.16 Status: COMPLETED (1837 words)

13 : Everytime by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 32


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Sirius reflects on that dreaded night. Another Simple Plan songfic from the DRUNKIES! A memoir from Sirius to James.

Genres: General, Angst   Characters: Sirius Black
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2005.12.13 Status: COMPLETED (721 words)

14 : Another Normal Day in the Weasley Household by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 195


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The Ron/Hermione bickering is getting to everyone. Nobody can take it anymore. What will our little matchmakers do to make the normal day perhaps not so normal? Banner by VenusXGoddess

Genres: Romance, Humor, General, Fluff   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.02.10 Status: COMPLETED (2156 words)

15 : Because That Is the Way I Am by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 54


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**Posted with permission of Winky** No one has ever understood me. No one has ever seen my core. I guess you never see another person’s core, not fully. But no one has ever tried to delve down deep into my core. No one. Banner:x_halawa_x

Genres: General, Angst   Characters: OC
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.03.01 Status: COMPLETED (826 words)

16 : Accidentally In Love by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 103


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So she said what's the problem baby - Remus doesn't know what the problem is. Or he won't tell Tonks, either one... **Posted with Winky's permission**

Genres: Romance, Humor, Songfic, Fluff   Characters: Remus Lupin, Tonks  Pairings: Remus/Tonks
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.03.09 Status: COMPLETED (916 words)

17 : Smudge by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 269


There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE!! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. Ruined with a smudge.
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Genres: Humor, Fluff   Characters: James, Lily, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2005.12.13 Status: COMPLETED (2382 words)

18 : Save the Last Dance For Me by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 69


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A stoopid Christmas fic, featuring Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends. **Posted with Winky's permission**

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (4150 words)

19 : Pumpkin Juice, Dance Partners and Bavarian Fruitcakes by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 41


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A stoopid ball fic, with a few twists, hopefully original. This fic was entered in the Writers' Duel 'Pumpkin Juice and Broomsticks'.

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: James, Lily, Lucius, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2005.12.13 Status: COMPLETED (5044 words)

20 : Leaves by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 95


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Suddenly the girl looked up. "Do you think I'm pretty?" she asked. **Posted with Winky's permission** The boy seemed to consider this for a moment. Thought lines creased in his forehead. "No," he finally replied.

Genres: Romance, Angst   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.12   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.12 Updated: 2005.12.12 Status: COMPLETED (801 words)

21 : Addicted To You by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 66


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A story about Lily and James and the day that changed their lives. Songfic, to Simple Plan's 'Addicted'. **Posted with the permission of Winky**

Genres: Romance, Songfic, Angst   Characters: James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.11   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2006.01.07 Status: COMPLETED (1197 words)

22 : Visiting Har- I Mean, Ron by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 126


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“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction to him while Ron gave them his blessing… -pgs 390 – 391, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceBanner:Lady Scorpion

Genres: Romance, General   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Ron  Pairings: Harry/Ginny
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Published: 2005.12.11   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2006.02.14 Status: COMPLETED (2863 words)

23 : Discussing the Match by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 152


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting What happened after the kiss in the common room? Did Harry and Ginny get time to discuss the match...? **REVISED EDITION** Banner: Accapella

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature,
Published: 2005.12.11   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2006.02.05 Status: COMPLETED (1328 words)
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