Penname: ZootSuitRiot
Member Since: 2005.11.30

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I'm starting a cult. Who wants to join? I promise to end world hunger, bring peace to the middle east, and bring back the dead. Including Dumbledore and Sirius. I will talk bill gates into funding my cause thus making me the most powerful woman alive

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1 : When Worlds Collide by tom_feltons_godess     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 688

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Hermione and Draco have a baby together. The problem? Draco doesn't know it being born and doesn't believe Hermione when she tells him. With no home to go to, no friends to protect her from her peers ridicule and their deflowering rumours,what's this teenage mom to do? Who'll help her in her time of need? Who'll take up the pieces of her heart and fix them?

Genres: Drama, Romance, AU   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC , Pansy, Pomfrey, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.01.23   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.10 Updated: 2011.05.10 Status: COMPLETED (53594 words)

2 : Is This My Life? A Marauders Story by missxodork     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 38   Reviews: 847

Rainer Rowland has never been the popular type. She always has been, however, the extremely shy, bookish and completely in love with James Potter type. But something happens to change all that. How does Rainer react when everything gets turned upside down? And what happens when the irritating Sirius Black suddenly becomes Rainer's prince charming? Banner by Scarlet

Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.03.31   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.24 Updated: 2009.07.24 Status: WIP (172949 words)

3 : Of Paintbrushes and the Perfect Pants by SchizophrenticDolfine     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 177

Ginny Weasley is a creative and successful young artist with a loving family, the prospect of a perfect marrige, and her own 'happily ever after.' But unfortunately, only fairy tales end like that. When a certain wealthy young man comes to her for a portrait commission interesting outcomes result.

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: Draco, Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC, Ron, Tonks  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2004.12.05   Latest Chapter: 2008.02.02 Updated: 2008.02.02 Status: WIP (27404 words)

4 : Hogwarts Sanitarium by HollyH     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 3425

*UPDATED 12-29!* “There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry,” Ron solemnly said. “It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!”

Genres: General, Angst, AU  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James, Lily, Luna, Ron, Sirius, Skeeter
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.06.28   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.29 Updated: 2011.05.31 Status: WIP (50514 words)

5 : Silence by KML     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 20

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Beautiful banner by follow_the_butterflies at TDA. ¡Muchas gracias! My name is Narcissa – Narcissa Black. If you don't know who I am, then you must be completely ignorant, because my family is one of the most ancient Wizarding families in existence. Of course that means I am a Pureblood. And I absolutely hate it. Enter Lucius Malfoy; exit my life as I knew it. Over 2,000 reads!

Genres: General, Horror/Dark, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Draco , Lucius, Narcissa  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.04.29   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.28 Updated: 2007.12.28 Status: WIP (9364 words)

6 : A Zabini Revealed by dracoismyhottie55     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 349

BIG THANX TO MISSY PADFOOT:PANDORA'S CLOSET FOR THE AH-MAZING BANNER!! LUV U!! Hermione Granger always thought she was a muggleborn. However, one fateful day she turns into Mia Isabelle Zabini. Her life is perfect unitl she realizes that  she has one mystery to solve… Who kidnapped her? TO FIND OUT READ AND REVIEW!!!

Genres: Mystery, Romance, Action/Adventure  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Narcissa, Pansy, Ron, Voldemort  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Lucius/Narcissa, Ron/Lavender, Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.03.06   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.27 Updated: 2007.09.27 Status: WIP (17081 words)

7 : As Only Malfoy's Would by HogwartsMafia     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 24   Reviews: 65

_=>Banner By: SwissMiss from DA<=_Not the average Narcissa Story. First Half Mostly contains Narcissa Bella. The life and times of Narcissa Black and how she makes her transition to being the renowned Malfoy. The loss of innocence and the changeover to how people currently see her today.Chapter 23 now up!

Genres: Drama, General, Horror/Dark   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Andromeda, Bellatrix, Lucius, Narcissa, R. Lestrange, Sirius, Snape, Voldemort   Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.04.30   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.11 Updated: 2015.01.13 Status: WIP (61008 words)

8 : The Day the Music Died by TheOneAndOnLy     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 246

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.Hogwarts is holding a battle of the bands contest as a goodbye to the soon departing 7th years. Hermione gets with George Weasley and Draco Malfoy is furious, so he makes up a plan and gets with Ginny weasley, what will he do when he falls in love with Ginny and the plan is ruined? What happens when something unexpected happens to Hermione? R & R! Thank you Stephanie for the awesome banner! ~

Genres: Drama, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Cho, Draco, Dumbledore, Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Ron, Seamus  Pairings: Draco/Ginny, Hermione/FredOrGeorge
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.06.26   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.10 Updated: 2007.08.10 Status: COMPLETED (20860 words)

9 : If the Ring Fits by dream_catcher     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 758

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"Mother, what do you mean the ring doesnít like her?Ē Draco Malfoy was less than pleased when he discovered the family engagement ring didnít approve of his selected fiancť. Ginny Weasley, however, was practically enchanted with the lovely ring she found on the floor of a coffee shop. So enchanted that she couldnít help but try it on. Unfortunately, when the time came to return it to its rightful owner, the ring didnít want to come off.

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Molly, Narcissa  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.08.11   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.19 Updated: 2007.09.12 Status: COMPLETED (28096 words)

10 : Seeing You Again by SiriusGal     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 453

Thanks to Bitter_Sweet_Love62 for the amazing banner! Draco and Hermione meet again 5 years after Hogwarts. Draco is under the pressure of his father wanting him to marry Pansy. Hermione is just happy with being single. But what happens when these two meet again? This is a story of truths, lies, kidnappers, and romance. 

Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Hermione, Lucius, Narcissa, OC , Pansy  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.02.25   Latest Chapter: 2007.06.10 Updated: 2007.06.10 Status: COMPLETED (24885 words)

11 : Take It Back by alloy     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 49

Summer after the Order of the Phoenix. Ron Weasley's acting a bit weird. "Could I have your telephone number?" It took Hermione a moment to register what Ron had asked. He had asked it in a completely normal way; just an ordinary guy asking an ordinary girl for her contact details. That was the problem, Ron Weasley was not an ordinary guy, he was a Wizard, from a long line, and large family of wizards. Written Prior to HBP, (Beta'ed by Sandy)

Genres: Romance   Characters: Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.02.06   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.19 Updated: 2007.04.19 Status: COMPLETED (11652 words)

12 : Narcissa's Last by ciararose     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 52

I write this not to be remembered. I record the events that became my life with the hope that at least one person can come to understand the reasoning behind the choices I have made. That perhaps, one person can reckognize me not as a trophy wife, not as a mother unable to protect her son, but as a person who lost her faith in the dreams that she had so desperately clung to. As someone who laughed, and cried, and loved so deeply that her heart ached with the need of it.

Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst  Era: Other   Characters: Bellatrix, Lucius, Narcissa  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.04.26   Latest Chapter: 2006.08.31 Updated: 2007.08.19 Status: COMPLETED (9330 words)

13 : Save Me From Him by Pixiegirl     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 183

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Gorgeous banner by CelticKissess!!!!! Hermione gets raped by a man named 'Scott' in a club. She goes back for her 7th year at Hogwarts feeling weird. A long lost crush comes back for her and tried to save her. Cedric Diggory. When she starts to hear voices that remind her of HIM, Cedric is not the only one to save her. Draco notices the changes in Hermione and tries to help her. Will they save her or will it be too late?

Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Cedric, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.01.22   Latest Chapter: 2006.07.30 Updated: 2006.07.30 Status: WIP (11767 words)

14 : Match Date by thewaywelivenow     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 48

A very special game has come to Hogwarts, Match Date. Who might the male contestant be? Why, Ronald Weasley, of course. A different RonHermione fic. Based on the show, 'Blind Date'.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, OtherCanon, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2006.06.16   Latest Chapter: 2006.07.28 Updated: 2006.07.28 Status: COMPLETED (4269 words)

15 : Night Watcher by aliasmel11     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 14

Lucius Malfoy loves Hermione Granger. He often finds himself wathcing her and Draco on the balcony,wishing he was is Draco's postion. He should of been there,really he should of but the return of Narcissa changed that.

Genres: General, Romance, Angst  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Narcissa  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2006.05.21   Latest Chapter: 2006.05.24 Updated: 2006.05.24 Status: WIP (856 words)

16 : You Promised... by lovinrain     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 187

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He had disappeared from her life in a heart beat, leaving broken promises behind. Now, eleven years later Hermione accepts a job at hogwarts as her daughter Elli starts school. What will unravel as Draco pops back into her life? Will Elli get the family she needs? Will Hermione finally tell Draco what she had kept from him for eleven years?

Genres: Romance  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Narcissa, OC, Ron, Voldemort  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.03.18   Latest Chapter: 2006.05.23 Updated: 2006.05.23 Status: COMPLETED (14810 words)

17 : The Hidden Daughters Of Black by Ronsmyfave1     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 1

This is just story about what may happen IF Sirius and his brother Regulus had daughters. Where the girls would end up and which side of their family they would side with.

Genres: Romance, Action, General, Angst, Mystery, Drama   Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, M. McGonagall, Narcissa, Neville, OC, Oliver Wood, Pansy, Remus Lupin, Ron, Sirius Black, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.03.04   Latest Chapter: 2006.03.17 Updated: 2006.03.17 Status: WIP (2888 words)

18 : I Hate Everything About You by Chelsea Malfoy     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 33

~5 years after Hogwarts, Hermione is living with her 5 year old daughter Samara after Ron was caught cheating on her with Lavender. After moving to a muggle neighborhood, a face from the past moves in across the street.~ Please R&R!!!!

Genres: Romance, Action, Angst, Fluff, AU, Drama   Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, M. McGonagall, Narcissa, OC, Pansy, Remus Lupin, Ron, Snape, Voldemort  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.12.28   Latest Chapter: 2006.02.19 Updated: 2006.02.19 Status: WIP (7461 words)

19 : Sweater by Gypsy_Girl     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13

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What will Hermione do when she finds out that Snape and McGonagall have been sneaking around with each other...? Is there something going on that we don't know about? Will Harry ever get the courage to ask Ron out..? Who knows! Not me! Considering that none of that has anything to do with the story.... Warning: Contains a little bit of language.

Genres: General, Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.02.16   Latest Chapter: 2006.02.16 Updated: 2006.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (1261 words)

20 : Can Dreams Come True? by mrshermionemalfoy     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 29   Reviews: 238

Ok I had decided to stop writing this fic, but because of those who want me to continue and finish, I will. However I may not update that often because of extreme writer's block. I hope that's made you happy!
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THNX TO KIMMALFOY SO MUCH THE BANNER ROXS!!! Every night Hermiones dream of the perfect guy comes to haunt her, and when she meets Hogwarts latest student Aden she thinks she's found The One. But thing

Genres: Fluff, General, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, OC, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.09.18   Latest Chapter: 2006.01.11 Updated: 2006.01.22 Status: Abandoned (42004 words)

21 : The Bearer of Bad News by halfblood     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4

It is now seven years after Harry has graduated from Hogwarts, and the Dursleys get an unexpected vistor with some bad news...

Genres: Humor   Characters: OC
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.11   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2005.12.11 Status: COMPLETED (754 words)

22 : Killing Loneliness by duranduran     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5

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Bellatrix and Narcissa Black are two of the prettiest girls in school, and they have achieved the near impossible; both have made male members of two important pureblood families fall for them. But none will admit their feelings for each other. Can they all kill loneliness and swallow their pride?

Genres: Romance, General   Characters: OC  Pairings: Others
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.12.11   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.11 Updated: 2006.01.07 Status: WIP (866 words)

23 : Can't Betray My Heart by Original Dark Angel     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 48

The real Ginny Weasley died at nine, and 9 year old Ginny (The one we know as Ginny) was put in her place, with all of the the original girl's memories and none of her own. But now that she is fifteen, her rich pureblood father has decided that he wants her back. With all the changes in her best friend's life, Hermione is really trying to make it easier on Ginny and if that means that she must be civil to Draco Malfoy, then she'll do it even if it kills her.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Ginny, Hermione, Lucius, Narcissa, OtherCanon, Voldemort  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Draco/OC, Ginny/OC
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.05.15   Latest Chapter: 2005.11.15 Updated: 2005.11.15 Status: WIP (4743 words)

24 : Mother Matchmakers by peanutbutterperfect     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 54

Molly and Narcissa were friends in school, and after each married, their friendship did not withstand Lucius disapproval. Now many years later the two are best mates again after Luciusí imprisonment in Azkaban, and they are playing matchmaker between Draco and Ginny.

Genres: Romance, Angst, Fluff, Drama   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Narcissa, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2005.03.01 Updated: 2005.03.01 Status: Abandoned (13125 words)

25 : Unaffected by Cliodna     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 134

Itís been six years since Ginny left Hogwarts, and two years since the defeat of the Dark Lord. War has taken its toll on everyone, and even though everyone has tried to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives and move on, many are still in denial and shock. Ginnyís profession demands that she must remain unaffected, so that she may help anyone else in need. But what happens when the least likely of all people turns to her for help?

Genres: Romance   Characters: Draco, Ginny  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.04.12   Latest Chapter: 2004.05.20 Updated: 2004.05.20 Status: COMPLETED (104197 words)
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