I'm starting a cult. Who wants to join? I promise to end world hunger, bring peace to the middle east, and bring back the dead. Including Dumbledore and Sirius. I will talk bill gates into funding my cause thus making me the most powerful woman alive
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:The Adventures of Martin the Mad Muggle by ZootSuitRiot
One-shot Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews:6
Martin the Mad Muggle is hired on by Professor Dumbledore to become Filch's assistant. Genres: Humor Warnings: No Warnings Characters: Dumbledore, OC Published: 2006.02.15 Latest Chapter: 2006.02.15 Updated: 2006.02.15 Status: COMPLETED
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