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I have an affinity for humor, self-delusion, and one-sided romance. Oh, and I also specialize in ruining special occasions.
I don't want to brag, but I'm only a fifth year and I've got a pretty fantastic rep. People don't touch me. Especially the first years. Anyone who does...well, they regret it pretty fast.
Keeping that in mind, Hogwarts was going pretty well for me. Sure, the professers were dumb, and most of my classmates were dumb, but I had a hot girlfriend and a gifted cousin who didn't mind getting me out of trouble. I planned to keep things that way until I graduated. If I graduated.
Great. But then a stupid Prefect ruined it all by forcing me to be a "Good Boy."
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Era: Next Generation Characters: Albus, Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2016.09.25 Latest Chapter: 2016.09.28 Updated: 2016.09.28 Status: WIP (1394 words)
Scorpius Malfoy never gave his Sorting a second thought. Obviously he'd go into Slytherin -- his family had been there for ages!
That is, until Rose Weasley told him about the Great Basilisk Purge.
First place in AnightinggaleInAGoldenCage's Sorting Challenge!!! :D
Genres: General Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2016.04.15 Latest Chapter: 2016.04.18 Updated: 2016.04.18 Status: COMPLETED (4394 words)
Wormtail faces his most terrifying assignment yet -- putting the Dark Lord to bed.
For Gail Welin's Sleeping Habit's Challenge. Banner by Artemesia.
Genres: Humor Era: Hogwarts Characters: Bellatrix, Pettigrew, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2016.01.13 Latest Chapter: 2016.01.15 Updated: 2016.01.15 Status: COMPLETED (1987 words)
All I know about the Deathly Hallows is that I don't know about them -- what they are, what they do, what would happen if someone got all three. Everyone else seems to think I should know, but I don't see why. After all, they can't be that dangerous...can they?
Banner by VampireWeekend.
Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Young Adult Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2015.10.06 Latest Chapter: 2015.11.18 Updated: 2015.11.18 Status: WIP (26692 words)
Lavender doesn't like toads -- not a little, tiny bit.
For 1917farmgirl's The Harry Potter Children's Story Challenge.
Genres: Fluff Era: Hogwarts Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2015.05.20 Latest Chapter: 2015.05.22 Updated: 2015.05.22 Status: COMPLETED (849 words)
When he woke up that morning, the horrible gooey lump in the pit of his stomach told him that all his worst fears had been realized. Shame flooded him like a leaky canoe, for now there was no way of denying what everyone had been frantically ignoring for days...
He had a head cold.
For mauradertimes and The_Crookshanks_Saga's Banner Challenge.
Convivial Banner by randomhpffwriter.
Genres: Humor Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.05.12 Latest Chapter: 2015.05.13 Updated: 2015.05.13 Status: COMPLETED (3882 words)
Scorpius Malfoy hates Valentine's Day. It's filled with people, and touching, and -- worst of all -- VALENTINES. A nefarious plot will soon put a stop to all this stupidity. However, there are three people Scorpius didn't count on. One: James Potter, master of trickery and goofiness. Two: the impetuous and bold Rose Weasley. And three: his unpredictable, unreliable own self.
Awesome banner by clarity. :-D
Genres: Fluff, Humor Era: Next Generation Characters: James (II), Rose, Scorpius Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2015.02.22 Latest Chapter: 2015.04.28 Updated: 2015.04.28 Status: COMPLETED (12603 words)