Penname: sauerkraut_poet
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1 : Overcoming Prejudice by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 15







Andromeda Tonks is always excited to see her daughter for Christmas, but this year Nymphadora seems unusually depressed. Upon inquiring further, Andromeda is shocked to discover that her daughter has fallen in love with a werewolf. Will she be able to overcome the prejudices she was brought up with, or will yet another family become divided in these troubled times? Written for rainbow92 as part of the SAYS Secret Santa Fic Exchange. Banner by me.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Andromeda, Lupin, Molly, Ted, Tonks  Pairings: Remus/Tonks, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2007.12.19   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.19 Updated: 2007.12.19 Status: COMPLETED (3551 words)

2 : City of Shiva by sauerkraut_poet     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 30




Concerned for the safety of her twin daughters in the wake of Voldemort's return, Anupriya Patil finally convinces her husband to move the family back to India. How will Parvati and Padma, British in all but appearance, adapt to their new lifestyle, in which their six years of education at Hogwarts is all but useless? Banner by me.

Genres: Drama, General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OC, OtherCanon  Pairings: OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2007.02.26   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.15 Updated: 2007.12.13 Status: WIP (4136 words)

3 : Miserable Me by sauerkraut_poet     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 178


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Ever wondered about Moaning Myrtle's life before ghosthood? This is her story, from the time she discovered the Wizarding World to her death. Banner by me.

Genres: Drama, General, Angst  Era: Other   Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.11.19   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.19 Updated: 2007.05.19 Status: WIP (13666 words)

4 : Bikini Bazaar by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 22







Sequel to The Quest for Lallamores. Gregory decides to pay Luna a surprise visit over the summer holidays. What he finds upon his arrival, however, ends up surprising him more than he could have imagined. Luna has taken to designing clothing - strange Muggle clothing unlike anything he's ever seen. A tale of Goyle, Luna, and magical bikinis. New banner by me (4/10/08).

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Goyle Jr., Luna  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.07.02   Latest Chapter: 2006.07.02 Updated: 2006.07.02 Status: COMPLETED (2129 words)

5 : Of Muggles and Misconceptions by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 26







Up until her first year at Hogwarts, Andromeda Black had lived a sheltered life. Very sheltered. Her knowledge of Muggles was based entirely on Wizarding children's books - specifically, Eduardius Yaxley's bestseller Pureblood Princess Purity and the Maniacal Muggle Murderer. How will she react upon meeting a Muggle-born for the first time? This story explores Andromeda's first meeting with Ted Tonks aboard the Hogwarts Express. New banner by me (4/23/08)

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Other   Characters: Andromeda, Bellatrix, Ted  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.06.26   Latest Chapter: 2006.06.26 Updated: 2006.06.26 Status: COMPLETED (2627 words)

6 : Illusions of Love by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 37







Lavender Brown couldn’t help loving Ron Weasley. When he expressed an interest in her, what could she do but agree to be his girlfriend? But was his love for her real, or just an illusion? New banner by me (4/9/08).

Genres: General, Romance, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon  Pairings: Ron/Lavender, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.03.16   Latest Chapter: 2006.03.16 Updated: 2007.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (1724 words)

7 : The Quest for Lallamores by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 50


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Gregory Goyle always hated Valentines’ Day – it just made him feel even more lonely and depressed. One year, however, he finds an unexpected companion… This short little one-shot is my Valentine’s Day present to everyone. Thanks to UMBlueMusic for the lovely banner!

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Goyle Jr., Luna  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.02.14   Latest Chapter: 2006.02.14 Updated: 2007.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (1008 words)

8 : Obscure Loyalties by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 18







In the years before the Dark Lord’s defeat by the infant Harry Potter, a pair of Death Eaters have developed disloyalties towards their master. Will the lovers confess their views, or will their loyalties remain forever obscure? Severus/Regulus. New banner by me (12/14/07).

Genres: Mystery, Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: Regulus, Snape  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2006.01.26   Latest Chapter: 2006.01.26 Updated: 2007.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (1201 words)

9 : A Telephone Box and a Bus Shelter by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 30







Vernon Dursley is preparing to propose to his girlfriend, Petunia Evans, when something unexpected happens. Written in response to BitterEpiphany's challenge about a Muggle stumbling upon the magical world. New banner by me (12/14/07).

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: OtherCanon  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.01.25   Latest Chapter: 2006.01.25 Updated: 2007.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (2483 words)

10 : The Sign of the Birtwhistle by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 67







Draco and Ginny are destined for each other - it should be obvious. Why, then, is Luna Lovegood the only one who realizes it? And will she be able to convince them of their destiny? Watch Luna's eager attempts at matchmaking in a bizarre parody on the D/G ship. New banner by me (4/9/08).

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Hermione, Luna, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.01.12   Latest Chapter: 2006.01.12 Updated: 2007.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (1328 words)

11 : Regulus - Black As He's Painted? by sauerkraut_poet     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 156







Innocent Singing Sensation? No. However, I believe I am not alone in thinking there may be more to Regulus than first meets the eye. This story comprises his life before, during, and after Hogwarts, explaining why he hated his brother, became a Death Eater, and eventually turned against the Dark Lord. New banner by me (12/13/07).

Genres: Mystery, Action/Adventure, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: OtherCanon, Regulus, Sirius, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.08.20   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.16 Updated: 2007.11.02 Status: COMPLETED (15971 words)

12 : Desire and Duty by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 41







Life is fraught with difficulty and confusion for fourteen-year-old Millicent Bulstrode as she finds herself the subject of much unwanted attention from boys. Will she admit her homosexual nature, or forever remain silent, chained by the fear of rejection and hostility? Contains homosexuality, but no actual slash romance. New banner by me (1/8/08).

Genres: Drama, General, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Goyle Jr., OtherCanon, Pansy
Advisory: Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.12.05   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.05 Updated: 2007.01.06 Status: COMPLETED (1989 words)

13 : From Prince to Prat by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 62







Seven-year-old Narcissa Black often loses herself in the land of fairytales and daydreams. When her father hosts a fancy dress ball, she thinks she’s finally found her prince. But has she really? Written in response to Wickedwitch25's first dance challenge! New banner by me (1/8/08).

Genres: Drama, General, Humor  Era: Marauders   Characters: Narcissa
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.11.09   Latest Chapter: 2005.11.09 Updated: 2007.12.27 Status: COMPLETED (1870 words)

14 : Toujours Pur by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 30





Walburga Black, contemplating the subject of Muggles on a dreary Halloween night, is paid a visit by her niece Narcissa, bringing news that will change their lives forever. My submission for the Halloween writers duel. Beautiful banner by Violet!

Genres: General  Era: Marauders   Characters: Narcissa, OtherCanon
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.11.01   Latest Chapter: 2005.11.01 Updated: 2007.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (2111 words)
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