Penname: JuicyJuice
Member Since: 2005.08.07

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Exciting news: I have already started the first chapter of P^5 TWO! It is tentatively called "Severely, Severus" and will depict CoS through Snape's eyes, with (hopefully) equal hilarity. Get ready!

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1 : The Puzzling Prattlings of a Pulchritudinous Potions Professor by JuicyJuice     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 1104

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Severus Snape, UNWRAPPED. 

(If you don't laugh when you read this story, you probably don't know how to.)

Final chapter up!  But look out for a sequel...

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, McGonagall, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2006.10.20   Latest Chapter: 2018.01.30 Updated: 2018.01.30 Status: COMPLETED (29588 words)

2 : Severely, Severus by JuicyJuice     Novel
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 139

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Sequel to P^5.  You will enjoy it like a spirited romp through the meadows.  With Severus Snape.  (This is Harry's second year at Hogwarts, according to Severus.  Be prepared to giggle like McGonagall and chortle like Filch.)  Enjoy.

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, McGonagall, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2008.07.31   Latest Chapter: 2009.09.30 Updated: 2009.09.30 Status: WIP (3035 words)

3 : Rat by JuicyJuice     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 124

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When Gryffindor Peter Pettigrew and Hufflepuff Hestia Jones begin to date, they are considered Hogwarts' cutest couple.  Why, then, do they spend their lives separated and miserable?  And why does Hestia, the faithful Order member, write her story from Azkaban, alone in a cell?  This is Rat, the story of cowardice, love, and coercion that surrounds the downfall of Peter Pettigrew.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: OtherCanon, Pettigrew, Snape  Pairings: Snape/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2008.08.15 Updated: 2008.08.16 Status: WIP (60296 words)

4 : Eye to Eye by JuicyJuice     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9

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For the first and last times in their lives, James Potter and Severus Snape see eye to eye....

Genres: General  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily, Snape/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.07.11   Latest Chapter: 2008.07.11 Updated: 2008.08.23 Status: COMPLETED (5363 words)

5 : We Were Brave Once by JuicyJuice     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 22

Seventeen years after the vanquishing of Voldemort, Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione battle with a formidable and unfamiliar enemy: their own decaying and changing relationships.  For the first time in their lives, love is not simple, and love is not always the answer.

My one-shot blending realism and the Trio (my first ever Trio story!), written for Ilia's "Theme" Challenge.

Genres: General, Angst  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Rose  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2008.07.08   Latest Chapter: 2008.07.08 Updated: 2008.07.08 Status: COMPLETED (1728 words)

6 : The Last Christmas of Charity Burbage and, More Importantly, Why It Mattered by JuicyJuice     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12

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Everyone must eventually have a Very Last Christmas.  This is Charity's Very Last Christmas Ever, and why she spent it with her unlikely friend Severus Snape.

(Written in a huge rush as a short story entry to the Writer's Duel but, of course, not completed on time.  A bit too dark for Christmas, but with Christmas themes!  Enjoy!)

Genres: Drama, General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon, Snape  Pairings: Snape/OC, Snape/Lily
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2008.01.16   Latest Chapter: 2008.01.16 Updated: 2008.01.16 Status: COMPLETED (4781 words)

7 : You Can Call Me Al by JuicyJuice     Novel
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 23

Hogwarts, 1861. A young, quirky boy named Albus Dumbledore is Sorted into Gryffindor. If only he were brave, or liked the colour red...

Genres: Drama, Humor  Era: Other   Characters: Aberforth, Ariana, Bathilda, Doge, Dumbledore, Grindelwald , Kendra, OC  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.10.14   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.05 Updated: 2007.08.05 Status: WIP (1242 words)

8 : Harry Potter: A Monologue By Dudley by JuicyJuice     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 53

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No one ever wonders what's going through Dudley's head. We all figure it's not much anyway. But what would he say if we gave him the chance?...Guaranteed to raise your eyebrows. Thanks to Iridescence for the perfect banner.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, OC
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.08.10   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.10 Updated: 2005.08.10 Status: COMPLETED (832 words)
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