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1 : 50 Wrongs for Prongs in a Date by charmed ravenclaw     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 44   Reviews: 834


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Thank Iced_Cherriez for the banner! From a mentally instable author comes 50 Wrongs for Prongs in a Date. Ever wondered how many ways dating can go wrong? Especially if you're a wizard? Or in this case, James Potter attempting to court the volatile Lily ? REVIEWS and criticism, good or bad is greatly appreciated. Don’t read if the Marauders being teased easily insult you. PART 44: A Day in the Life of Harry Potter is up!

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2005.07.15   Latest Chapter: 2010.02.15 Updated: 2010.02.15 Status: WIP (63689 words)

2 : The Summer Before Seventh (as told by Lily Evans) by velvet     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 1350





...She smirked. The smirk. The infamous smirk. I can’t believe James stole that from his mother...' A pure humor story. A pure Lily and James story. This is the tale of the summer before seventh year, bravely set forth by Lily Evans.  ++(beautiful banner by prongsie_potter_rulez)++

Genres: General, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.11.24   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.05 Updated: 2007.12.05 Status: Abandoned (32302 words)

3 : A Marauders Tale by Draco_IsMy_Drug     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 36   Reviews: 1480


Edit as of 18 October, 2007: This story is currently under reconstruction. I'm reading through the entire thing and fixing certains bits here and there. Typos, grammatical errors, and also just plain descriptions. It shouldn't take too long, but don't expect chapter 37 for a few weeks at least. In the mean time, feel free to read and review! Chapters 1-3 now edited.

Genres: General, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape, Voldemort  Pairings: James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.07.04   Latest Chapter: 2007.10.18 Updated: 2007.10.18 Status: WIP (87349 words)

4 : Switching with Sirius by velvet     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 2077






In order to teach Sirius a lesson, Dumbledore comes up with an idea that puts Sirius in the shoes of another...the other being Lily Evans of course! How will he go about being a girl (and a prefect for that matter), and how will Lily be able to fool the marauders into thinking that she is Sirius? What will happen when they have to switch back? Will things be the same? A very different L/J story with many twists...enjoy!

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/Lily, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.02.18   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.22 Updated: 2007.09.23 Status: Abandoned (74780 words)

5 : The Marauders - Episode 1: Idiots through Time by Gomer     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 303


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The Marauders and Lily take an unexpected trip and Lily meets the man of her fantasies only to discover that her fantasy man has been before her for the past six years. (Yes dear readers, this is a time traveling James/Lily COMEDY) Enjoy! Ana :)

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.11.15   Latest Chapter: 2007.04.28 Updated: 2007.04.28 Status: WIP (34725 words)

6 : Fantastic Staff and Where to Find Them by Dumbledores Army     Short story collection
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 57   Reviews: 580


Banner by Princess Potter!
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Hogwarts wouldn't be anywhere without its staff ... and neither would HPFF. Thanks so much to all of you - we hope you appreciate this little gift. =)

Genres: General  Era: Other   Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme,
Published: 2006.08.29   Latest Chapter: 2006.10.08 Updated: 2007.12.23 Status: COMPLETED (168224 words)

7 : To Judge a Book By Its Cover by Weasley Freckles     Novel
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 465


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Claire Woods has paid dearly for destroying the plot of the Harry Potter books and has finally discovered a way to repair the damage. With the help of two old friends and a society she didn't even know existed, Claire is given a second chance...and a time limit. Will Claire be able to restore the books to their place of glory on children's bookshelves across the globe, or will she be stopped by the one girl who is determined to get revenge?

Genres: Mystery, Action/Adventure  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, OC, Ron, Sirius
Advisory: Mild Language,
Published: 2005.08.07   Latest Chapter: 2006.08.07 Updated: 2006.08.07 Status: WIP (20316 words)

8 : Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stupidity by PEMDAS     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 90



////// Harry's first year of Hogwarts brings excitement, drama, horror, and stupidity, hence the title of the fic. Can he survive Voldemort? More importantly, can he realize the subtlely of the situation before it's too late? ...Well, for the latter, no, but the former? Read and find out...

Genres: Humor, General   Characters: Harry
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Published: 2005.11.05   Latest Chapter: 2006.04.29 Updated: 2006.04.29 Status: COMPLETED (19883 words)

9 : Planet Gazing: Looking at Uranus by Drunk Elves     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 249


CUTE! HUGE!
A weird, random, disturbing LJ fic. It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue. Will rumours, embarrassing situations and one extremely inexperienced matchmaker make two worst enemies change their minds about each other?

Genres: Romance, Humor, Fluff   Characters: James, Lily, Lucius, OC, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.01.16   Latest Chapter: 2006.03.23 Updated: 2006.03.23 Status: WIP (6113 words)

10 : Questions, Qualms, Queries, Quokkas, and Quiches of a Quidditch Queen by Drunk Elves     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 213



A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year ravenclaws and quidditch equipment. Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, Fred and George Weasley, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet all on the quest to find just how long beaters bats are. Banner:Midnight Cityscape

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: Fred/George, OC, Oliver Wood  Pairings: Others
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.01.21   Latest Chapter: 2006.02.27 Updated: 2006.03.04 Status: WIP (5261 words)

11 : The Sign of the Birtwhistle by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 67







Draco and Ginny are destined for each other - it should be obvious. Why, then, is Luna Lovegood the only one who realizes it? And will she be able to convince them of their destiny? Watch Luna's eager attempts at matchmaking in a bizarre parody on the D/G ship. New banner by me (4/9/08).

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Hermione, Luna, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.01.12   Latest Chapter: 2006.01.12 Updated: 2007.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (1328 words)

12 : Regulus - Black As He's Painted? by sauerkraut_poet     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 156







Innocent Singing Sensation? No. However, I believe I am not alone in thinking there may be more to Regulus than first meets the eye. This story comprises his life before, during, and after Hogwarts, explaining why he hated his brother, became a Death Eater, and eventually turned against the Dark Lord. New banner by me (12/13/07).

Genres: Mystery, Action/Adventure, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: OtherCanon, Regulus, Sirius, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.08.20   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.16 Updated: 2007.11.02 Status: COMPLETED (15971 words)

13 : Smudge by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 269


There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE!! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. Ruined with a smudge.
Banner by the ULTIMATE BANNER MAKER!!! WINKY!! MOO  HA HA!!

Genres: Humor, Fluff   Characters: James, Lily, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2005.12.13 Status: COMPLETED (2382 words)

14 : Save the Last Dance For Me by Drunk Elves     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 69


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A stoopid Christmas fic, featuring Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends. **Posted with Winky's permission**

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2005.12.13 Updated: 2006.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (4150 words)

15 : Sweet Seventeen by Animagi     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 43



Now that Harry Potter has come of age, he can threaten the Dursleys to throw him a birthday party. But with Harry, an innocent party can get...dangerous. Is Draco Malfoy really good? How can Scoopie actually decide the fate of the world? Warning: rather stupid humor ahead! Thanks to myself for the sad-looking banner.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.08.19   Latest Chapter: 2005.11.14 Updated: 2005.11.14 Status: COMPLETED (5225 words)

16 : From Prince to Prat by sauerkraut_poet     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 62







Seven-year-old Narcissa Black often loses herself in the land of fairytales and daydreams. When her father hosts a fancy dress ball, she thinks she’s finally found her prince. But has she really? Written in response to Wickedwitch25's first dance challenge! New banner by me (1/8/08).

Genres: Drama, General, Humor  Era: Marauders   Characters: Narcissa
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.11.09   Latest Chapter: 2005.11.09 Updated: 2007.12.27 Status: COMPLETED (1870 words)

17 : I Was a Teenaged Imbecile by Hypocritical Danie     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 64


I hear footsteps plod loudly over to me, and feel the breath of someone on my neck, and then... a little chuckle. "I do have a good body, don't I Keeran?" Keeran Potter, is unfortunately James Potter's cousin. Hear her voice her opinion about Sirius (the sex-god) and roll your eyes along with her.

Genres: Romance, Humor, Fluff   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, OC, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.09.30   Latest Chapter: 2005.10.20 Updated: 2005.10.20 Status: WIP (2348 words)

18 : The Clear Signs by xoTom     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 46



Given the journal for a Christmas gift, James jotts down the events of his sixth year. Whatís with Lily Evans? What kind of a person cuts their Potion partnerís finger, anyways? God, it turns me on.

Genres: Romance, Humor, General   Characters: James, Lily, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.08.20   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.21 Updated: 2005.08.21 Status: WIP (2007 words)

19 : Reading Between the Lines by Weasley Freckles     Novel
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 1545


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What would you do if you woke up and found yourself in the middle of your favorite Harry Potter book? Absorb all the magical knowledge you could? Give the character you hate a piece of your mind? Hook up your favorite couple? Try to save the life of Sirius Black? Well Claire is about to get a chance to do just that...Over 45,000 reads! Thanks, guys! ^.~

Genres: Mystery, Action/Adventure  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, OC, Ron, Sirius, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature,
Published: 2004.05.02   Latest Chapter: 2005.07.27 Updated: 2006.08.07 Status: COMPLETED (86287 words)

20 : The One Where the Adults Discuss Hermioneís Love Life by meeker     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 28


[Sixth Year]. Stuck at 12 Grimmuld Place for what seems to be an eternity, the adults of the Order find themselves disputing Hermione Granger's seemingly fickle love life and the respective places of Ron Weasley and Harry Potter within it.

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: Dumbledore, Fred/George, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Tonks
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.07.23   Latest Chapter: 2005.07.23 Updated: 2005.07.23 Status: COMPLETED (2247 words)

21 : Harry Potter And The Story Gone Wrong by malfoysmyguy     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 148


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Thanks to Yus2005 for the amazing banner! Harry is gay and on crack, Ron is on estrogen, and the Hogwarts Express crashes, leaving all of the kids stuck in a rainforest. Meant to be funny and stupid. Basically a product of my boredom. Plz R&R, I promise it's better than the summary.

Genres: Romance, Action, Humor   Characters: Draco, Hermione
Advisory: Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.06.24   Latest Chapter: 2005.07.12 Updated: 2005.07.23 Status: COMPLETED (6162 words)
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