Penname: killsdracowithspork
Member Since: 2005.08.02

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1 : Love Works in Mysterious Ways... Especially When Involving Marauders by killsdracowithspork     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 620

Banner AND drawings by Justasloonyasluna

Best friends Laura and Tanya have a problem. They are each in love with a Marauder, and each have a Marauder in love with them. The wrong Marauder. And so it goes in this crazy-mixed-up love... square (and at one point a love pentagon).

Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Slughorn, Snape  Pairings: Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2005.08.22   Latest Chapter: 2008.08.15 Updated: 2008.09.01 Status: Abandoned (74050 words)

2 : Harry Potter and the REAL Horcruxes by killsdracowithspork     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 102

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We know this. The diary was a horcrux. It was destroyed. The ring was a horcrux. It was destroyed. The locket was a horcrux, and there is one part of Voldemort’s soul still inside him. But what are the last three horcruxes? The cup? WRONG. Nagini? WRONG. Something of Ravenclaw’s or Gryffindor’s? WRONG. Join Harry on the hunt for the REAL remaining horcruxes.

Genres: Humor, AU  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, OC, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.09.08   Latest Chapter: 2006.05.16 Updated: 2006.05.16 Status: COMPLETED (3718 words)

3 : The Rat and his Master by killsdracowithspork     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3

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Peter’s beady eyes skimmed over the Dark Lord’s features, taking in the ghostly white skin, the long, spider-like fingers, and the crimson red eyes that pierced right though Peter and probed deep into his mind. Peter’s heart threatened to palpitate to explosion and tremors of fear ran through his body. The night that Peter became a Death Eater.

Genres: General  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Pettigrew, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.03.17   Latest Chapter: 2006.03.17 Updated: 2006.03.17 Status: COMPLETED (1454 words)

4 : Kreacher's Fairytale by killsdracowithspork     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 67

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Kreacher's very own demented version of Cinderella. Starring none other than 5-year-old Sirius.

Genres: Fluff, General, Humor  Era: Marauders   Characters: OtherCanon, Regulus, Sirius
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.11.15   Latest Chapter: 2005.11.15 Updated: 2007.07.29 Status: COMPLETED (1451 words)

5 : Andromeda: The Woman Chained by killsdracowithspork     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5

Andromeda Black: From one of the most ancient and noble families around. Andromeda Black: Caught between her family and the man she loves.

Genres: General  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Bellatrix, Narcissa, OtherCanon  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.09.16   Latest Chapter: 2005.09.16 Updated: 2006.01.29 Status: COMPLETED (940 words)

6 : Growing Up With Bellatrix by killsdracowithspork     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 71

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Growing up with Bellatrix Black was quite an interesting experience...

Genres: Humor  Era: Marauders   Characters: Bellatrix, Narcissa, OtherCanon, Regulus, Sirius
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.08.26   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.26 Updated: 2005.10.20 Status: COMPLETED (611 words)

7 : Regulus: The Favorite Son by killsdracowithspork     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13

Regulus, at twelve years of age, reminisces on his family and recent events.

Genres: General  Era: Marauders   Characters: Bellatrix, Narcissa, Regulus, Sirius
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.08.22   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.22 Updated: 2006.01.20 Status: COMPLETED (1088 words)

8 : Man, I Feel Like a Woman by killsdracowithspork     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 75

Your mom made this banner. Just kidding! It was made by me.
Ron gets in touch with his feminine side...

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Ron
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.08.04   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.04 Updated: 2006.02.04 Status: COMPLETED (572 words)
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