Penname: pointless_proclamations
Member Since: 2014.06.24

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1 : Thinking About You by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6





I've been thinking about it. I've been thinking about all the things you do; think about you, you, you, you. . .

Rotating POV - For Chazzie's Ship It! Challenge - Inspired by (and summary contains lyrics by) NEVA and David Pietras's Remix of 'Thinking About It' by Just Kiddin - This story is beta'd by the wonderfully sweet Meg the Unicorn_Charm


Genres: Horror/Dark, Humor, Romance   Era: Other   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2015.04.17   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.17 Updated: 2015.04.17 Status: COMPLETED (695 words)

2 : The Internal Monologue of Louis Arnaud Weasley by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2





I met her under the rawky conditions characteristic of the terminus of winter and the first thing that struck me was her transpicuous complexion.

Sequel to TIMOASK

For the Logophile's Challenge by bsf and TCS. For and as requested by Lo the maraudertimes. Beta'd by Joseph the crestwood. Thank you, Lo and Joseph!


Genres: Horror/Dark, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.02.15   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.15 Updated: 2015.02.16 Status: COMPLETED (1399 words)

3 : The Internal Monologue of Jamie Nott by pointless_proclamations     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 12






Jamie Nott. Future magizoologist and magical creature sanctuary care-taker. Occasional breaker of the fourth wall. Possibly in love with my best friend. . . Pleasure to meet you.

This story is dedicated to AdinaPuff who came up with a prompt that spawned this story. Thank you, Leigh!! It is also betad by the amazing Meg the Unicorn_Charm who is amazing.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hagrid, James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.02.08   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.11 Updated: 2015.05.25 Status: WIP (3962 words)

4 : Love. Lies. Monopoly. by pointless_proclamations     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3






The fedora is clearly superior.

For Sarah the Ravenclaw's Valentine's Day Challenge. A collaboration by Unicorn_Charm and pointless_proclamations.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OtherCanon , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing)
Published: 2015.02.07   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.07 Updated: 2015.02.07 Status: WIP (1045 words)

5 : Stowaway by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4





Prompt: Draco Malfoy meets with Scorpiusís teacher, who just happens to be a former Gryffindor classmate.

For maraudertimes, 800 words of heaven, and Unicorn_Charm's After Hogwarts Prompt Challenge Prompt

Beta'd by my lovely sister.

Genres: Horror/Dark, Humor, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Draco, Lily (II), OtherCanon , Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2015.01.02   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.02 Updated: 2015.01.21 Status: COMPLETED (1754 words)

6 : The Internal Monologue of Annett Sinclaire Kluge by pointless_proclamations     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 198





Solitude, secrecy, and silence: the words I lived by. It gave me the appearance of stoicism and sometimes sullenness. I was sufficiently satisfied. It's the way I indulged in my hobbies: sneaking around and science. Until sixth year. . . then I gave up this whole thing about words starting with 's' working for me. 

Beta'd by Joseph the crestwood, extensively reviewed by Meg the Unicorn_Charm.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Substance abuse
Published: 2014.06.24   Latest Chapter: 2014.12.24 Updated: 2015.05.18 Status: COMPLETED (67810 words)

7 : This is Chemistry by pointless_proclamations     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10






Advisory: contains jargon in abundance.

For ReeBee and randomwriter's Gift-It Challenge for Joseph the crestwood - For stillroisin's MicroFictionChallenge - For crestwood's Slash Challenge - With some amazing advice from the endlessly lovely Meg the Unicorn_Charm

Banner by the amazing Roisin. 


Genres: Fluff, Romance, LGBTQA   Era: Other   Characters: OC   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2014.10.11   Latest Chapter: 2014.10.27 Updated: 2015.01.05 Status: COMPLETED (504 words)
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