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20(something) who has long loved Harry Potter. disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling and am simply borrowing her characters and world with the intent of trying to create some magic of my own. you can find me at ff.net as muddier waters

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1 : Clash by shenanigan     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 50   Reviews: 3081


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Sanity is overrated.

[James II/OC]


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2008.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.20 Updated: 2014.07.20 Status: COMPLETED (326514 words)

2 : Devilish Delights, Wicked Ends by GubraithianFire     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 51


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Albus Potter, arrogant, amoral mafia don, is probably going to steal the answers to the nastiest, most exhausting Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Test known to wizard-kind.

Sybil Vaisey, self-righteous, scheming rival mafia heiress, is definitely going to stop him.


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.11.02   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.20 Updated: 2014.07.20 Status: WIP (70295 words)

3 : I Specialise in Murders by ThestralPrincess     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 15   Reviews: 35







Lucy Weasley’s shop straddled the corner of Knockton Alley and Diagon Alley. Knockton Alley was black, Diagon Alley was white, and Lucy was most definitely grey. Scorpius Malfoy was blazing blinding white and struck like lightning into her life with a cocky smile and a murder case.

For VioletBlade's The Five Elements Challenge V.3 & Rumpelstiltskin's Murder Mystery Challenge-2nd place.


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.20 Updated: 2014.07.20 Status: WIP (39061 words)

4 : The New Pride of Portree by momotwins     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 145




 Molly Weasley has spent her professional career as reserve Keeper for the Holyhead Harpies, her dream team - but her dream hasn't panned out the way she'd hoped, and she rarely gets off the bench. She accepts an offer to join the all-new lineup at Pride of Portree as the star Keeper. She might even be team captain, if she can just get along with the new coach, Riordan Fitzroy.

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Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2013.08.21   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.19 Updated: 2014.07.19 Status: WIP (87963 words)

5 : Hormones by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 403





*Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Quote
Here’s what could have happened. I may have snuck out after one of Dad’s rants about the shop. I may have gone to London. Maybe I had a few too many…butterbeers. Brunettes possibly have more fun. I also may have knocked up Ryan Davies, star Ravenclaw Chaser with the dark eyes. But that’s all speculation. Rumors.

Unless you’re me.
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, George, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.03.20   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.09 Updated: 2014.07.09 Status: WIP (132495 words)

6 : The Keeper's Daughter by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 39








I'm Georgiana (Gee) Wood and this is my story. 
Yes, my father is THAT Oliver Wood. Yes, my mother is THAT Jane (Perry) Wood. And yes, Aurelia is THAT sister who insists on trying to snog my mates. This is the story of how I went from starting Keeper for Gryffindor, pro-league bound, to injured, annoyed consultant to Albus Potter, Captain. [Based on Keep Away / Hide & Seek, but is a stand-alone story]



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, OC , Oliver, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2014.01.30   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.09 Updated: 2014.06.09 Status: WIP (20696 words)

7 : Off the Rails by water_lily43175     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 64   Reviews: 494




Off the Rails: To start behaving strangely, in a way that is not acceptable to society; to lose track of reality.

James' life is perfect. He plays Quidditch for the Falcons, an England future seems certain, and the female attention isn't to be scoffed at.

Then he hooks up with a Muggle.

"Remember when you jumped off the Quidditch hoops without a broom? That was a better idea than this."


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.09.16   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.09 Updated: 2014.06.09 Status: COMPLETED (252470 words)

8 : 19 years by marauder5     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 42   Reviews: 1198


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What happened during the nineteen years we never got to see, between the Battle of Hogwarts and the epilogue? The story of how our golden trio recovers from the war and rebuild the lives they fought so hard to be able to choose, inlcuding the ups and downs that come with growing up.

Focuses on Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, the Weasley family.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Bill, Fleur, George, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Molly, Percy, Ron  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.12.30   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.08 Updated: 2014.06.08 Status: WIP (168116 words)

9 : Decoding the Tutshill Tornados by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 16   Reviews: 287




SEQUEL to Breaking the Quidditch Code * Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Chaser of the Tutshill Tornados. I have fan-girls. I have best mates. I have captain tendencies (mine’s a King!). I’m part of a legend, except I have a reserve trying to overthrow me, a sister as my heir, a new Code to follow, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for. But she’s a Harpy.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.10.18   Latest Chapter: 2014.05.26 Updated: 2014.05.26 Status: WIP (85231 words)

10 : No Solid Ground by RoxyRose     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 481












Cassie Cooper was getting by just fine.
A mysteriously absent brother, friends that just didn't understand, manipulating teachers aside...
She was fine.
Until Albus Potter came along with his hope and his faith and his smile. 



James II / OC
Albus / OC
 









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Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.08.03   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.09 Updated: 2014.04.09 Status: WIP (120473 words)

11 : 30 Days of You and Me by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 531






Rose is there for vacation. Scorpius is not. Rose is there to relax. Scorpius is there to get away. Rose paints. Scorpius jumps off waterfalls. Rose is afraid of storms. Scorpius is afraid of losing it all. Rose thinks Scorpius takes too many risks. Scorpius thinks Rose is braver than she knows. Both are in need of a distraction.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione, Hugo, Ron, Rose, Scorpius   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.07.07   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.31 Updated: 2014.03.31 Status: COMPLETED (103634 words)

12 : Faking It by vanillavinter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 347


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Meet Candice Hayes Ravenclaw's good girl, Hogwart's stick in the mud. A nobody.

 

Meet James Potter Gryffindors Quidditch star, Hogwart's player and troublemaker. A somebody.

Things are going to get interesting.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.04 Updated: 2013.11.04 Status: COMPLETED (97915 words)

13 : Muggle Studies by AC_rules     Short story collection
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 190


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Archibald Penrose had a rubbish job: poor students, low levels of respect, high causality rates and some degree of amusement (depending on how you look at things).

Why the hell would anyone want to be a muggle studies teacher?

TGS winner 2012: Best OC
Diadem Winner 2013: Loony Lovegood and Quoth the Raven
DOBBY WINNER 2013 - BEST OC


Genres: Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.10.16   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.02 Updated: 2013.06.02 Status: COMPLETED (36243 words)

14 : Not Just a Bystander by AC_rules     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 577


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After accidently stealing James Potter’s invisibility cloak, breaking Dom’s ‘don’t socialise with my cousins rule’ and inadvertently causing Professor Longbottom to believe that Potter has a paralysing fear of birds (and that he screams like a girl) I decided it was time for a little more fun. And to prove that I’m not just a bystander.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.16 Updated: 2013.05.16 Status: COMPLETED (92819 words)

15 : Breaking the Quidditch Code by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 54   Reviews: 2586







2013 DOBBY WINNER - Best Villain *Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. I have girls. I have best mates. I have bad grades (the kitten was fine!). I have a legend. I also have teammates who break the Code, a Seeker trying to overthrow me, a Head Boy sticking his big nose into my business, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.16 Updated: 2013.04.16 Status: COMPLETED (287471 words)

16 : Over The Edge by Arithmancy_Wiz     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 187


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Viktor Krum, celebrated athlete turned drug-addled has-been, and Rose Weasley, a woman too young to know better than to get involved with him. When their paths cross, something awakens within them. Something powerful enough to drive them both over the edge. FULL SUMMARY AT THE END OF CHAPTER ONE

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, Krum, OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.06.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.03 Updated: 2013.07.04 Status: COMPLETED (95337 words)

17 : Lady Malfoy by cherrypie3601     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 41   Reviews: 3025





"Miss Granger, you are in grave danger," he said slowly. "But the Ministy can offer you a safe hiding place, where no one will be able to find you."
"Wh...where is this place?" Hermione said shakily.
The man took a deep breath and looked into those brown eyes. "Miss Granger, what do you know of Malfoy Manor?"



Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, Pansy , R. Lestrange, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.23   Latest Chapter: 2012.10.04 Updated: 2012.10.04 Status: COMPLETED (224342 words)

18 : Beyond the Shadow by Gryffin_Duck     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 40   Reviews: 402








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A lot can happen in fifteen years. In the last fifteen years I had graduated from Hogwarts and became a Healer and Potion Brewer. Victoire and Teddy had gotten married and had a daughter. At the same time, a lot can stay the same after fifteen years. After fifteen years there still wasn't a Wolfsbane Potion that worked for my brother, but I wasn't going to give up. Some things should never stay the same.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: OC/OC, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.01.31   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.22 Updated: 2012.09.25 Status: COMPLETED (137581 words)

19 : Into the Darkness of the Grave by forsakenphoenix     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 45


Beta'd by TenthWeasley | Banner by Violet Gryfindor
2012 "Best Angst" Dobby Finalist



She is a mother who has lost her children.


Genres: Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, Pettigrew , Sirius
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2012.05.28   Latest Chapter: 2012.05.28 Updated: 2012.09.08 Status: COMPLETED (907 words)

20 : And Now A Word From Our Sponsors by TenthWeasley     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 259







All Rose wants is a date with Julian Murdock. Which could be a problem, since he really doesn't seem to know she exists. Scorpius Malfoy thinks he knows how to make that happen. For a price.

Ladies and gentlemen, grab your tickets -- you're about to witness the worst idea in history.

2012 Dobby Nominee: Best Novella. Banner by justonemorefic @ TDA!
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.03.01   Latest Chapter: 2012.05.17 Updated: 2013.07.13 Status: COMPLETED (28697 words)

21 : Sparks by momotwins     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 133





Roxanne Weasley has been in love with Quidditch star Hilarion Winston-Fisher for quite some time. The only problem: she hasn't actually met him. But a chance meeting at a book signing might be the perfect solution. With a little help from her cousin Lucy and Hilarion's friend Perry, Roxanne is determined to make sparks fly.

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Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.05.23   Latest Chapter: 2012.03.23 Updated: 2012.07.18 Status: COMPLETED (44515 words)

22 : So, Professor... by Toujours Padfoot     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12


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Memories are living creatures, and they have a way of calling you back to them. It's about time Hollis Wright paid some proper attention to hers.

Companion one-shot to "So, Listen..."


Genres: Drama, Fluff, General   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hagrid, OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.12.04   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.04 Updated: 2011.12.05 Status: COMPLETED (4400 words)

23 : So, Listen... by Toujours Padfoot     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 286


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A series of snapshots providing insight into the (at times nonexistent) relationship between Fred Weasley and Hollis Wright.

Beta'd by the lovely TenthWeasley.
Runner-up for Best Hogwarts in the 2011 Golden Snitch Awards
 


Genres: Fluff, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.08.08   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.02 Updated: 2013.08.07 Status: COMPLETED (55293 words)

24 : Off-Kilter by GubraithianFire     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 138


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Corinna Seward's world is about to be turned utterly off-kilter.

All thanks to a plethora of baked goods, a lot of really bad music, and that oblivious Gryffindor bloke. Oliver Wood.

a story
about cynicism, stupidity,
and what it means to care.
or, you know, not.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Cedric, Fred, George, McGonagall, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon , Percy, Sirius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.12.19   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.29 Updated: 2011.04.20 Status: COMPLETED (39819 words)

25 : Conventional Wisdom by SnitchSnatcher     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 674


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My best friend is getting married. I should be happy, but there's just one small problem: He's not marrying me. And I'm the mother of his child. What worse is that his fiancee asked me to be her maid of honor. Merlin, I should've stayed in bloodyPanama.

Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.06   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.21 Updated: 2011.09.09 Status: COMPLETED (112253 words)
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