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1 : Thin Ice by iluv2eatcarbs     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 58


 *Sequel to Duck and Cover* 

Avery is back and with more problems than ever.  With the war closing in on her and her loved ones, and the effects of the war hitting closer to home as each day passes, everyone is walking around like they're on thin ice.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Andromeda, Dumbledore, Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Voldemort  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.07.23   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.23 Updated: 2013.02.23 Status: WIP (15037 words)

2 : Duck and Cover by iluv2eatcarbs     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 34   Reviews: 863


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I am completely and unapologetically awkward.  My cat Flint is the only living creature that I have interactions with and my only enemy is gravitiy.  That is until I take a dangerous trip downstairs to the common rooms and wind up becoming James Potter's girlfriend.  While I'm faking one romance I've stumbled across a real one.  Ugh-I wish I had never left my room.


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.08.17   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.23 Updated: 2011.07.23 Status: COMPLETED (129395 words)

3 : Literacy and Longing by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 21


I was a silent Remus Lupin lover until Sirius Black caught me staring. Now he's determined to get Remus and I together. Bugger. 


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily, Lupin, Sirius  Pairings: Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.05.08   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.21 Updated: 2011.06.21 Status: WIP (8121 words)

4 : Bitten by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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Muggle Olivia Dye has just moved out of her parents house and is now living in London.  Life is just starting for her but it soon comes to an abrupt halt when she gets lost one night and bitten by a werewolf.  Found by wizards  they make her stay at St. Mungo's during her transformation, here she meets Remus Lupin.  He introduces her to the world of magic and most importantly, Sirius Black.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.11.10   Latest Chapter: 2010.12.02 Updated: 2010.12.02 Status: WIP (3417 words)

5 : Wake Up by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


(The always amazing Ashlynn)






The Blacks are desperate to set their son Sirius on what they think is the 'right' path.  In a last effort to fix their son they arrange a marriage between him and Cassiopeia Silva. Sirius and Cassi's relationship changes but when Sirius runs away from home he leaves Cassi and she'll never forgive him for it.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Kreacher, Lily, Lupin, OC , Regulus, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2010.08.27   Latest Chapter: 2010.09.13 Updated: 2010.09.13 Status: WIP (2489 words)

6 : Girl-Friend by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10


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I'm in love with my best friend. Now get your head out of the gutter, it's not James, Remus or Peter. They are my guy friends. No, I'm in love with my girl friend. Not my girlfriend, but girl-friend. The hyphenation, though a simple grammar use, is the one thing stopping Lenalia Archer from being my girlfriend instead of a girl, hyphenated, friend.

Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2010.08.06   Latest Chapter: 2010.09.05 Updated: 2010.09.05 Status: WIP (1986 words)

7 : Girl, 17, Cute but Insane by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 26




My name is Thora Sloan. My likes: the word fortnight, men, and pointy quills. My dislikes: a fortnights worth of detentions, solving world hunger, and the fact that Sirius Black thinks I have the maturity level of a two year old. (Amazing banner by Obviously394)

Genres: Humor, Romance, AU   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC , Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.01.02   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.16 Updated: 2009.08.16 Status: WIP (3510 words)

8 : The Marauder Commandments by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 41


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The tales of the Marauder Commandments and the one uncoordinated girl who broke them all.

Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2008.12.15   Latest Chapter: 2008.12.16 Updated: 2008.12.16 Status: WIP (3822 words)

9 : Hippogriff Fever by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 346


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A very contagious (and very uncomfortable) fever is sweeping the Wizarding nation, and stops over Hogwarts only long enough to contaminate a bickering pair - Milli Rolfs and Sirius Black. The only known treatment is confinement - imprisonment with the other fever victims. As time passes in the sick room, only one question is left in their minds: Who will catch the fever first?

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.06.30   Latest Chapter: 2008.06.24 Updated: 2008.06.24 Status: COMPLETED (16593 words)

10 : Life Without a Bra by iluv2eatcarbs     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 38


My name is Sally Bence and I have grown up with a mother who is a feminist.  My best friend is Yumi Son who isn't allowed to join the Hufflepuff quidditch team because her eyes are half closed and there are liability issues.  I am in love with a man who is against my mother's beliefs but she has nothing to worry about because the only thing he notices about me is my lack of bra.

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lucius, Lupin, OC, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.08.18   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.01 Updated: 2007.09.01 Status: WIP (2383 words)

11 : Excessive Wand Users Anonymous by iluv2eatcarbs     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24


Voldemort has to try and understand the ways in which he has misused and misunderstood his wand.

Genres: Humor, AU  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Voldemort
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.08.04   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.04 Updated: 2007.08.08 Status: COMPLETED (1239 words)

12 : Until I Draw My Last Breath by iluv2eatcarbs     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 28


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James makes a promise to Lily on the night they die.

Genres: Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: Harry, James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.07.27   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.27 Updated: 2007.08.08 Status: COMPLETED (1194 words)

13 : Brides Arenít Meant to Wear Black by iluv2eatcarbs     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 25


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Hermione gazed at her white dress, a dress that she can no longer wear.  Instead she puts on a black dress knowing that brides aren't meant to wear black.  (Based off of Nickel Creek's song: Jealous of the Moon)

Genres: Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny , Hermione, Ron
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.06.30   Latest Chapter: 2007.06.30 Updated: 2007.08.18 Status: COMPLETED (1690 words)

14 : Home by iluv2eatcarbs     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11


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Harry awakes one night and goes to the kitchen, there he finds Petunia sitting at the kitchen table.  His first reaction is to walk away, but when she looks at him Harry sees something in her eyes that he's never seen: loss.

Genres: Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, OtherCanon
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.05.26   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.26 Updated: 2007.08.03 Status: COMPLETED (1789 words)

15 : Question by iluv2eatcarbs     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 19


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James has asked Lily to marry him since third year and each time she's said no.  He hopes for once in his life; she will say yes.  (Based off Rhett Miller's song; Question)

Genres: Fluff, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.01.31   Latest Chapter: 2007.03.18 Updated: 2008.06.24 Status: COMPLETED (1516 words)

16 : Fragile by iluv2eatcarbs     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 37


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Love doesn't exist, only people exist. Sirius Black is like a porcelain doll; you can love it all you want, but it can't ever love you back.

Genres: Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: Lupin, OC, Sirius
Advisory: Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2005.12.28   Latest Chapter: 2006.11.25 Updated: 2006.11.25 Status: COMPLETED (1594 words)

17 : Perfection by iluv2eatcarbs     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 33


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One thing brings them together; perfection.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, OC
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2005.10.12   Latest Chapter: 2006.11.25 Updated: 2006.11.25 Status: COMPLETED (3579 words)
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