Penname: Facade
Member Since: 2003.09.07

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I am somebody you probably don't know. If we pass by in the street one day. You may not glance my way. The only communication we'll have. Is what I do with this pen I have in my hand. *Edited by staff*

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1 : Tabula Rasa by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


It seemed like forever when she was outside fooling around with Ron and having her hands bat away his from underneath her enticing sweater. They were only caressed by dirt then and now they shine too brightly from the blood that she can barely walk now.

Genres: Drama   Characters: Hermione  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2005.09.07   Latest Chapter: 2005.09.07 Updated: 2005.09.07 Status: WIP (1509 words)

2 : Summer Resolutions by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11


Everyone thinks of Hermione as being one of the most repressed human beings in the known world. But as she starts to jot down her thoughts on some sparse napkins, we are given a peek on her Muggle summer happenings. She contemplates romance novels and their food-like innuendo, her lace knickers that will never get pried from her girly bits and her position as the ugliest girl in existence.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.07.05   Latest Chapter: 2005.07.05 Updated: 2005.07.06 Status: WIP (1707 words)

3 : Unpredictable by Facade     Novel
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16


“Metrosexual blokes and birds, I am filled with bewilderment to report that we have entered an alternate universe where Harry and Hermione snog freely and the lead singer of the Weird Sisters is really a man, like the rest of the band...” Randy teenagers aren’t much of a rarity at Hogwarts, but when messages start defacing Hogwarts walls people start wondering about Hermione’s deranged admirer. After all, who actually goes on a Hermione hair campaign or admires Hermione?

Genres: Humor   Characters: Hermione  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.06.29   Latest Chapter: 2005.06.29 Updated: 2005.06.29 Status: WIP (1559 words)

4 : Zombie. by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 17



He can't seem to stop watching her break down. Voyeur!Ron Banner credit given to Kara. :) Thanks a bunches.

Genres: Angst   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.06.08   Latest Chapter: 2005.06.08 Updated: 2005.06.09 Status: COMPLETED (647 words)

5 : Regret by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 28


The truth is if you slit my throat I would look back at you with my last gasping breath and apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

Genres: Angst   Characters: Draco  Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2004.07.16   Latest Chapter: 2004.07.16 Updated: 2004.07.16 Status: COMPLETED (834 words)

6 : Inevitable by Facade     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 30


Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more than her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused! Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, Hermione  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2004.06.25 Updated: 2004.06.25 Status: Abandoned (16953 words)

7 : There by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13


The thread binding the trio is rapidly unwinding. They all know. But it still doesn't stop the confusion and betrayal from settling in their minds.

Genres: Angst   Characters: Harry  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2004.03.27   Latest Chapter: 2004.03.27 Updated: 2004.03.27 Status: COMPLETED (1074 words)

8 : Silent Monologue by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 13


We get a sneak peek at Lily's thoughts that dreadful night.

Genres: Angst   Characters: Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2004.02.08   Latest Chapter: 2004.02.08 Updated: 2004.02.08 Status: COMPLETED (577 words)

9 : Echo Among the Silence by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11


But as the years past, as the days grew longer, resentment bottled up within each. Death became a reality point. And never was she or he more aware that their days were shortened, that she might not see the sunrise tomorrow. 

Genres: Angst   Characters: Harry  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2004.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2004.01.18 Updated: 2004.01.18 Status: COMPLETED (4227 words)

10 : Quidditch Pants and Reports by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 51


"You asked for a report. An extra credit report to be exact on whatever subject we take interest in. A free reign, you proclaimed my dear professor. Sure this might not have been what you had in mind. But you never specified on what." Hermione enlightens us on what exactly she thinks of Harry's Quidditch pants.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Hermione  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2004.01.09 Updated: 2004.01.09 Status: COMPLETED (3341 words)

11 : Message by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11


"His ear reaching smile would carry across the stadium. With a little hope buried deep within, she wished dearly that the smile that tugged at her heart strings was aimed to her. A secret smile that was his message for only her."

Genres: Romance   Characters: Harry  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2003.12.29   Latest Chapter: 2003.12.29 Updated: 2003.12.29 Status: COMPLETED (1409 words)

12 : Hero by Facade     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 87


[Pre Hogwarts H/Hr] A sickened Harry is tired of condoning the taunts and jeers his relatives give him. He runs away but not before encountering someone. A small girl that makes him see that perhaps he can be a hero…

Genres: Romance   Characters:
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2003.12.26   Latest Chapter: 2003.12.26 Updated: 2003.12.26 Status: COMPLETED (3448 words)
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