Penname: Wazoo
Member Since: 2005.03.30

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Hi! We're two real authors on this site (guess which ones, we won't tell =) we're too embarrassed) and we thought it'd be fun to go a little crazy without risking our reputations! So, welcome to SOFSOF (Spoofs Off "Friendly" Soap Opera Fiction.)!

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1 : Wait, say that again? by CrystalClear     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 293


Banner:Drunk Elves. SHE FAINTED! I, James Potter, made the one and only strikingly-beautiful, I-hate-you-so-much-Potter-you-make-me-gag Lily Evans faint. Of course, she might have fainted because one of Peeves’ walking sticks hit her in the back of the head at the same moment. But still...SHE FAINTED! The typical, yet not-so-typical story of Lily and James' love...with a bit of pointless humor on the side. Written as James' journal (often stolen by Sirius).

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Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2007.01.01 Updated: 2007.04.06 Status: WIP (7101 words)

2 : The Marriage Project by darkbeauty232     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 406



Sorry! On hold for a bit...read my other stories while you're waiting! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl, typical story. But they have to work together on a school project that involves marriage! Will they be able to get along, or end up killing each other?

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: Draco, Hermione  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.06.07   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.13 Updated: 2005.11.18 Status: WIP (6194 words)

3 : Hogwackers United : Battle Aloft by Prudence Prior     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 344



This is funny pre-HBP spoof on playing Quidditch and writing fan fiction. The Hogwackers United team is a small, nobody squad of Quidditch players who have suddenly found themselves in a big-time league. They are the underdogs from Cornwall facing the team of heroes, the Chudley Cannons in the match of their lives. Watch as Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Oliver Wood work their magic on the ragtag club the Hogwackers, a group of O.C. HPFF writers who donít know enough to just to stay home with their laptops

Genres: Action, Humor   Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, M. McGonagall, Neville, OC, Oliver Wood, Remus Lupin, Ron, Snape, Tonks
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.03.28   Latest Chapter: 2005.05.26 Updated: 2006.03.01 Status: COMPLETED (22392 words)

4 : Confiscated And Highly Dangerous by Touchstone     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 274



Just how did Fred and George come by the Marauders Map anyway? Based on a challenge posted by Llewellyn McEllis

Genres: General, Humor, Action/Adventure  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Filch, Fred/George, James, Lupin, McGonagall, OtherCanon, Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.02.27   Latest Chapter: 2005.03.25 Updated: 2006.06.15 Status: COMPLETED (9706 words)

5 : Taking Care of Baby Harry by swirling_vortex     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 15   Reviews: 290



James and Lily are married now, and they have a baby named Harry. Remus and Sirius come visiting one day...and a whole fiasco...er, enjoyable adventure sprouts. Originally PG but a certain reference forced me to change to PG-13. READ READ READ!!!

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2004.11.21   Latest Chapter: 2005.03.14 Updated: 2005.03.14 Status: Abandoned (10575 words)

6 : The Brain of Ronald Weasley by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 49


No one expects Ronald Bilius Weasley's brain to be filled with profound thoughts and revelations. And guess what? It isn't! What does Ron think about? The idea popped (pop!) into my head at 11 PM and wouldn't go away. So it's okay if you don't like it.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.03.06   Latest Chapter: 2005.03.06 Updated: 2005.03.16 Status: Abandoned (939 words)

7 : The Insanely Awesome Story That Has No Need For a Name! by Elf_ears13     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 66


Just a humorous story that I wrote at around one in the morning. Not my best thinking time. Expect some STRANGE things. . .

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, OtherCanon, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.02.02   Latest Chapter: 2005.02.02 Updated: 2005.06.10 Status: COMPLETED (1166 words)

8 : The Diary of Albus Dumbledore by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 29



Ever wondered what's on Dumbledore's mind? Find out by reading his diary!! This is my apology to my readers who waited almost a month for the next chapter of "Taking Care of Baby Harry"

Genres: Humor   Characters: Dumbledore
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2005.01.05 Updated: 2005.03.18 Status: COMPLETED (548 words)

9 : Barry Plodder and The Evil Of Evilness by Phineas     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 60



This is a very short spoof of Harry Potter and friends. Forgive me.

Genres: Humor   Characters: OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2004.11.23   Latest Chapter: 2004.11.23 Updated: 2004.11.23 Status: COMPLETED (771 words)
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