Penname: Wazoo
Member Since: 2005.03.30

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Stories Posted: 4
Reviews Posted: 5
Favorite Author of: 3

Hi! We're two real authors on this site (guess which ones, we won't tell =) we're too embarrassed) and we thought it'd be fun to go a little crazy without risking our reputations! So, welcome to SOFSOF (Spoofs Off "Friendly" Soap Opera Fiction.)!

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1 : Love Just Is...Unless You Tamper With It! by Wazoo     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 12


This story is a spoof of random, stupid, soap opera-like fics. Lily/James. Only read it if you want something stupid, random, and sarcastic. Excerpt from Ch2: “You seemed a little preoccupied during my lesson”. Lily shook her fiery red head and blinked up at the potions master dazedly, “Huh? Oh, I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. I was too busy staring into your incredibly beautiful eyes...”A/N: Third chapter to be submitted soon.

Genres: Romance, Humor, Fluff, Drama   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, OC, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.04.02   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.11 Updated: 2005.08.11 Status: WIP (2698 words)

2 : NEXT! by Wazoo     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 33


Let Hermione's love life begin. Every guy she is paired up with in fanfics and more will be in this story. Ron and Bill chapters have been added. Current vote tally has put Draco in the lead. :D

Genres: Humor   Characters: Draco, Hermione, OC, Ron
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.04.08   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.10 Updated: 2005.08.10 Status: WIP (4344 words)

3 : Gardening by Wazoo     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


The death of a single flower will change the fate of all...DO NOT EXPECT THIS TO MAKE SENSE. THIS IS RANDOMNESS IN AN ART FORM!

Genres: Humor, Fluff, AU   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2005.08.10   Latest Chapter: 2005.08.10 Updated: 2005.08.12 Status: WIP (1123 words)

4 : Kill Devils by Wazoo     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


Random story from Midget12, #2's little bro. Note the name is from the name of an ice cream shop.

Genres: Action, Humor   Characters: Draco
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2005.04.11   Latest Chapter: 2005.04.11 Updated: 2005.05.08 Status: COMPLETED (584 words)
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