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I'm a Ravenclaw bookworm with an awesome sense of humor. And I read a lot.
: The Puzzling Prattlings of a Pulchritudinous Potions Professor by JuicyJuice
Hilarious banner by follow_the_butterflies!
Severus Snape, UNWRAPPED.
(If you don't laugh when you read this story, you probably don't know how to.)
Final chapter up! But look out for a sequel...
Genres: Humor Era: Hogwarts Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, McGonagall, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2006.10.20 Latest Chapter: 2018.01.30 Updated: 2018.01.30 Status: COMPLETED (29588 words)
In his seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is blinded by his own wand. When Hermione Granger comes to his aid, neither student realizes the extent to which their lives will change. Having harbored the contents of a secret prophecy for years, Dumbledore is intrigued by the relationship fated to bloom between these two individuals. He begins to wonder whether Draco and Hermione are the two he has been waiting for.
Genres: Mystery, Romance, AU Era: Hogwarts Characters: Draco, Hermione, James, Narcissa, Pansy , Ron Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Spoilers
Published: 2006.07.05 Latest Chapter: 2017.05.01 Updated: 2017.05.02 Status: WIP (102045 words)
I think Alchemyfreak @ TDA deserves a standing ovation for the above banner!!
They are so happy together...
But I don't want them to be.....
Because I am much more sexier than HIM !!!
Hi, if you still didn't recognise me, I'm Draco Malfoy, the ultimate gift of God to Girls. Today I'm on an mission. Want to join me?? What are you waiting for? Come on in...
This is a my first attempt at humour. Please r&r.
Genres: Fluff, Humor Era: Hogwarts Characters: Draco , Hermione, Ron Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2008.06.08 Latest Chapter: 2013.06.16 Updated: 2013.06.16 Status: COMPLETED (2250 words)
A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor! Banner by lilausty! Wicked!
Genres: Drama, Action/Adventure, AU Era: Hogwarts Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Sirius, Snape, Voldemort Pairings: Snape/OC, Draco/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.05.20 Latest Chapter: 2011.12.16 Updated: 2013.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (467543 words)
When Harry wakes one morning, he discovers a badly injured Snape in his living room, and tries to hide him. But Petunia discovers them and reveals a secret she has kept for thirteen years--one that will change the course of Harry's life forever, and Severus's as well. AU, pre-GOF.
Genres: Drama, Angst, AU Era: Hogwarts Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Harry, OC, OtherCanon , Snape Pairings: Snape/OC, Snape/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.02 Latest Chapter: 2009.03.26 Updated: 2011.07.27 Status: COMPLETED (185352 words)
“So…” Céline said, trying to get rid of the annoying awkward silence. It seemed to be everywhere today and she was getting irritated with it quickly. Was it stalking her? It would, too, Céline thought huffily. She was sure her hatred of it made Céline just the type to be stalked by silence.
Genres: AU Era: Hogwarts Characters: Dean, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon , Ron Pairings: OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2008.10.03 Latest Chapter: 2008.11.08 Updated: 2008.11.08 Status: WIP (20268 words)
Banner by Elysium of TDA. Is she not talented, yes? AND IT'S ANIMATED! HOW SMOGWORTHY!
Hermione is at a masquerade and meets her Romeo. But who is he? Why won't he let her see his face?
Warning: inordinate amounts of fluff. Seriously, your teeth might spontaneously rot out of your head.
People, 478 reads. 7 reviews. Not happy. PLEASE find it in your kind, kind hearts to review. Thank you very, very much.
Genres: Romance Era: Hogwarts Characters: Draco, Hermione Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.11.21 Latest Chapter: 2007.12.22 Updated: 2007.12.22 Status: COMPLETED (1691 words)
Sirius is now a vampire... but James, Remus and Peter don't mind. They can still enjoy a million good laughs, cheeky pranks and a battering from Lily Evans. But in their sixth year, the Dark Lord performs some of the good old Death Eater recruiting, ensuring that this year there will be an element of darkness between the fun. And the Dark side want Sirius...
Genres: Horror/Dark, Humor, Action/Adventure Era: Marauders Characters: Bellatrix, James, Lily, Lucius, Lupin, McGonagall, Narcissa, Pettigrew, Regulus, Sirius
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2007.01.08 Latest Chapter: 2007.05.03 Updated: 2007.05.03 Status: COMPLETED (18761 words)