Penname: Dirigible_Plums
Member Since: 2013.02.22

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1 : A 1960s Cadillac by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


"But - you can't be the bane of my existence! That's just more angst to deal with!"

A crack!fic about Albus Potter's brilliance at the Art of Angst™ and the girl who cured him of it.



Genres: General, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2016.08.28   Latest Chapter: 2016.08.28 Updated: 2016.08.28 Status: COMPLETED (3873 words)

2 : Dormitory 2.6A by Dirigible_Plums     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 50


amazing banner by darth vader @tda! | winner of the 2016 QTR Diadem award!




In which the six girls from Hufflepuff's Dormitory 2.6A stalk Albus Potter, swear like sailors, sneak off to the library and put stereotypes to shame.

 

"I don't like hugs. Or people. They sicken me."


Genres: Drama, Humor, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Neville, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.12.21   Latest Chapter: 2016.08.24 Updated: 2016.08.24 Status: WIP (57517 words)

3 : Kore by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


For ichigopan's Meaning Behind the Word challenge | banner by TenthWeasley@tda





He smiles and his smile promises danger.

Bloodshed.


Genres: Drama, AU, Young Adult   Era: Other   Characters: Dumbledore, Hermione, Voldemort   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2016.08.20   Latest Chapter: 2016.08.20 Updated: 2016.08.20 Status: COMPLETED (3098 words)

4 : Kiss My Lips and Swear to Die by Dirigible_Plums     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 75


beautiful banner made by aconite.@tda | winner of Best POC Character Diadem 2016!



Alyssa Chamberlain is most definitely not a damsel in distress.

(A tale of stolen kisses, scathing remarks, boys with strangely striking smiles and a little something called growing up.)

 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing, James/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.07.28   Latest Chapter: 2016.08.08 Updated: 2016.08.08 Status: WIP (90012 words)

5 : Kaleidoscopic by Dirigible_Plums     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 5


the cutest banner ever by wilde.@tda! | set in the Kiss My Lips & Swear to Die 'verse




James Potter and Sage Macmillan have been inseparable since birth and intend to stay that way. Shame the universe begs to differ.

A story about a boy who captured the world on camera, the girl who inspired him, and life's efforts to tear them apart.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2016.05.31   Latest Chapter: 2016.07.28 Updated: 2016.07.28 Status: WIP (10475 words)

6 : The Cliché Life by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


gorgeous banner by ethereal* @tda | For Magenta Robes./Musing's Taylor Swift Ultimate Challenge


In which Cassia Latimer is locked in Dungeon Ten with a mildly claustrophobic Albus Potter and a note that demands them to sort out their sexual tension.

Which Potter then promptly sets on fire.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2016.03.08   Latest Chapter: 2016.06.06 Updated: 2016.06.06 Status: COMPLETED (4084 words)

7 : end of an era by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


for teh tarik's epistolary fic challenge | banner by abhorsen.@tda




Death is a prominent figure in Lavender Brown's life and she intends to meet it.

(a series of diary entries penned in the bleak days after the war)


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2016.02.16   Latest Chapter: 2016.02.22 Updated: 2016.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (6548 words)

8 : War and Peace by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


In which James broods, Sirius is dramatic, Peter is terrified and the Snitch turns one years old.

Written for the HPFF 15th Birthday Writers' Duel: Prompt 3


Genres: General, Humor   Era: Marauders   Characters: Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature
Published: 2016.02.18   Latest Chapter: 2016.02.18 Updated: 2016.02.18 Status: COMPLETED (1384 words)

9 : breaking character. by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


Lily Evans marries the boy of her dreams tomorrow.

(1st in Jen25's I Don't Love You challenge)


Genres: Drama, General, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily   Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild violence
Published: 2015.12.03   Latest Chapter: 2015.12.05 Updated: 2015.12.05 Status: COMPLETED (1194 words)

10 : Bleeding Hearts and Bitten Tongues by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


Written for Wolfgirl's Dark Turn Challenge | Gorgeous banner by amoretti.@tda




They were living in a war.

I love you could be said another day.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Neville, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.08.28   Latest Chapter: 2015.09.01 Updated: 2015.09.01 Status: COMPLETED (3840 words)

11 : Étincelles d'Argent by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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Sirius Black survived Azkaban with a spark in his silver eyes. It wasn't until he saw a rat in the newspaper that it became a fire.

Written for luvinpadfoot's Opening Line Challenge and monstrosity's Kill That Cliche Challenge


Genres: Drama, General, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fudge, OC , Sirius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2014.07.03   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.10 Updated: 2015.04.10 Status: COMPLETED (4187 words)

12 : Out of the Shadows by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


For Slytherinchica08's Random Song and Pairing Oneshot Challenge | stunning banner by amoretti. @tda | Third place in TreacleTart's Not So Evil Villain One Shot Challenge




Pansy Parkinson's world is changing; there are Mudbloods in the ballroom and Purebloods in coffins.

And then there is Ronald Weasley.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Hermione, Pansy , Ron  Pairings: Ron/OC, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.03.26   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.09 Updated: 2015.04.09 Status: COMPLETED (7764 words)

13 : Carina by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11


credit for the banner goes to evanlyn @tda




She was his possession. She was his obsession.

Carina.

This is not a love story


Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Other   Characters: OC , Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.09.28   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.02 Updated: 2015.02.02 Status: COMPLETED (6822 words)

14 : Of Bets and Broom Cupboards by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8





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Apparently I can't snog any girls for two weeks unless they develop a fetish for all things pink and slap Ursula Umbridge onto their birth certificates.

I'm going to kill Al.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature
Published: 2013.12.19   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.16 Updated: 2015.01.16 Status: COMPLETED (4840 words)

15 : Happy by Dirigible_Plums     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


As the Wotters gather in the Burrow, Molly Weasley looks around her family with affection and remembers what it took to get here.

 

[kept online for sentimental reasons, read at your own discretion - you have been warned]


Genres: General   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Arthur, Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Ginny , Molly, Percy, Ron  Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2013.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.26 Updated: 2013.02.26 Status: COMPLETED (1023 words)
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