Penname: Bertie Botts Beans
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1 : Like a House on Fire by 800 words of heaven     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 38   Reviews: 376




"Conflicted interests" is one way that you could describe Sirius Black and Millie White's relationship. At best, there's one-sided small talk. At worst, there's all-out war. But when Sirius manages to convince Millie into one of his more hare-brained dastardly schemes, the coming clash will ensure that seventh year at Hogwarts won't be what either of them expected.

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Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Regulus, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.09.07   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.22 Updated: 2014.06.22 Status: WIP (109846 words)

2 : All About Us by Sundowner     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1





beautiful banner by vic.toire @ TDA  

"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different." - Bill Watterson


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.01.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.21 Updated: 2013.01.21 Status: WIP (3488 words)

3 : How to tame a Marauder by melian     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 62   Reviews: 3860





As Sirius led me around the room, I took a deep breath. "So, was it a bet or a dare?"
"What do you mean?" he asked. When his eyes drifted to James I grinned.
"Don't play dumb. You'd never ask me to dance in a million years. Besides, Potter just gave you the thumbs up."
He groaned. "Are we really that obvious? OK yes, it was a dare."

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Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.12 Updated: 2013.01.12 Status: COMPLETED (300758 words)

4 : The process of becoming tamed by melian     Short story collection
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 574





A series of one-shots based around How to tame a Marauder, featuring deleted scenes, missing moments and different POVs.

Thanks to mizzxpearl, DarkRose and NGseries, who helped come up with the story title  
Amazing banner by SwissMiss @ TDA



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.05.04   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.12 Updated: 2013.01.12 Status: COMPLETED (81715 words)

5 : Mute by xoxostarstruck     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 27


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Hi. My name is Bailey Walsh. My parents died a few months ago. I haven't said a word since. Every time I try to open my mouth I choke and nothing comes out. I find myself lost. Stuck between a world with my parents and without them. I'm trying to get to the other side, but it seems impossible. The Marauders are my last hope.



Genres: Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.07.15   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.10 Updated: 2011.12.10 Status: WIP (10176 words)
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