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1 : My (Fake) Wedding by lightthecandle     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 212















“I’m going to propose now… so, you know, get ready.”
“Oh God, what do I do?”
“Just pretend to be shocked then overly excited.”






absolutely perfect banner by catharsis@TDA! You are a lifesaver Daisy | 30,000+ reads!


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.17 Updated: 2015.04.17 Status: WIP (132774 words)

2 : The Invisible Thief by lovestings     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 47   Reviews: 318


 




  credit to this mega-awesome banner by suger & spice @TDA! 

If I knew borrowing a ‘blanket’ from my dorm mate, Dominique’s, bed would innocently cause me to become a thief, number one on Dominique’s hit-list, and subject to a stalker in the form of Albus Potter I wouldn’t have taken it.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.05.27   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.16 Updated: 2015.04.16 Status: WIP (185959 words)

3 : A Woman's Guide to Professional Quidditch by ScarletRoses     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 275









For the record, when I signed with the Falcons, I just wanted to play Quidditch. I didn't bargain for a coach with a grudge, teammates with too many problems to count, and being James Potter's fake girlfriend for publicity. Screw publicity. These shorts are not regulation! 



Sequel is up! / / Lovely banner by AstoriaGreengrass of TDA! 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2012.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.13 Updated: 2015.04.13 Status: COMPLETED (85971 words)

4 : Survival Instinct by jailbird     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 192




Banner by aconite@TDA

It was simple enough:
1. Have a Quidditch team.
2. Stay away from maybe-conspiracies possibly involving Death Eaters.
3. Do not, under any circumstances, piss off James Sirius Potter.
Unfortunately, transfer student Marley Belgarde didn’t get the memo.

"Did I just speak to Dominique Weasley in Dothraki?"
And then there's Fitz.


Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2014.02.03   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.13 Updated: 2015.04.13 Status: WIP (58386 words)

5 : Oh My Darling by CassiePotter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 10


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Lovely banner by Draco_Luva at TDA

Clementine Moore can count the number of times she's spoken to Albus Potter on one hand. They barely see each other, since she's often found studying in Ravenclaw Tower and he's likely to be at a party in the Slytherin dungeons. So why has he suddenly started talking to her? And why can't she get him out of her head?

Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature
Published: 2015.04.10   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.11 Updated: 2015.04.11 Status: WIP (3912 words)

6 : Fluorescent Adolescent by greenbirds     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 214


banner by seraphine@tda



Effy Wilderson, the Ravenclaw Seeker, reluctantly pretty and a self-confessed walking paradox, refuses to be a member of the James Potter Appreciation Foundation.

And James Potter, the Gryffindor Captain, ruthlessly handsome and charmingly arrogant, just isn’t alright with that.

A teenage love story of mild extremes.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2013.11.12   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.08 Updated: 2015.04.08 Status: WIP (47448 words)

7 : Historically Accurate by padfootandmoony     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 7


perfect banner by a.leksy@tda







I was content to spend my sixth year studying History of Magic and calling out Hufflepuff haters. That was before I accidentally ended up tutoring Albus Potter.

That was before we both accidentally entered the First Annual Interschool Academic Tournament.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Hermione, James (II), McGonagall, OC , Oliver, Percy, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.19   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.06 Updated: 2015.04.06 Status: WIP (10089 words)

8 : A Spoonful of Sugar by CassiePotter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 66





 

Gorgeous banner by mixer @ tda!

They say a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Well, they lied. You can eat as much sugar as you want, but trust me, the medicine is still sticky and tastes foul. You'd be better off trading in the sugar for firewhiskey.

Louis/Darcy (Louis thinks so, anyway)


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon , Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2012.08.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.02 Updated: 2015.04.02 Status: WIP (31265 words)

9 : Crime of Passion by delacourweasley     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 49   Reviews: 139


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 Although I didn't want to move away from America in the first place, coming to Hogwarts may not be the worst thing in the world.

At least I now have a chance to become Lena Bell, not The-Girl-That-Was-Traumatized Bell.


Set in the Next Generation. 

The amazing banner was created by: justanother_REGULUS_dream


Genres: Drama, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Harry, James (II), Lily (II), Neville, OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.03.03   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.25 Updated: 2015.04.10 Status: WIP (116109 words)

10 : Complicated by mymischiefmanaged     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 15   Reviews: 255


The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Dialogue (2014)
Gryffindor Story of the Month, November 2014





wonderful banner by loveatfirstview from TDA

"and I think it was the shock of his kindness that finally made me lose control"




Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, James (II), OC, Oliver, OtherCanon , Pansy, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.07.09   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.21 Updated: 2015.03.27 Status: WIP (55925 words)

11 : So Close To The Flame by ACupOfLove     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 10


 








After being cheated on for the second time (in a row, mind you) Delainey Mitchem is ready to throw in the metaphorical towel and wipe her hands of boys.

Too bad for her that she catches the eye of the infamous James Sirius Potter.

Delainey knows that James is like a flame; if she get's too close, she's likely to get burned...again


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2015.03.12   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.20 Updated: 2015.03.20 Status: WIP (4656 words)

12 : Impact by R o s m e r t a     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 110




{killer banner by lumos_knox @ TDA}

Friends. Family. Danger. Drama. Passion. Angst. Adventure. Tragedy. Turmoil. Insanity. Laughter. Tears. O.W.L.s.

Nothing could have prepared me for the trainwreck that was fifth year.

A story about daddy issues, a slight case of agoraphobia, pratty cousins, prefect duties, solving a few mysteries, bearing the unbearable, losing everything, finding yourself, and maybe—just maybe—a little romance.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2014.08.19   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.17 Updated: 2015.03.17 Status: WIP (64715 words)

13 : Efflorescence by sleepingdragons     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 42


 Efflorescence - noun. A gradual process of unfolding or developing, the process of flowering or blooming. 







{Thankyou so much aconite @ TDA for the amazing banner}

My name is Ellie Farrell. Gryffindor chaser. Best friend to Dominique Weasley. And enemy to the one and only James Sirius Potter (without whom sixth year life would be pretty great).
But we can’t always get what we want, can we?


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC , Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2014.03.09   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.16 Updated: 2015.03.16 Status: WIP (27362 words)

14 : Wake up, Rose. by crestwood     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 69










I'll tell you how to survive fifth year:

Avoid Scorpius Malfoy at all costs.

Gorgeous banner by mintleaf@tda


Genres: Humor, Romance, LGBTQA   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.06.23   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: WIP (12629 words)

15 : Thunder by ShieldSnitch3     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 135


lovely banner by SophieScarlette @ tda



I hate a lot of things.

My job. My flat. My life.

Despite everything, though, I could deal. I had a (microscopic) steady income, a (leaky) roof over my head, and a (relatively) normal existence.

But then Louis Weasley walked into my life, sat down, and ordered himself a cheeseburger.

And for some reason, he won't walk out.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.08.31   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: WIP (73833 words)

16 : Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured Beans by rosiful     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 52





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“Guys are like Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured Beans. Some of them are really nice and sweet. Some are totally gross and you can easily pick them out, but some you never really know what you’ve got until you try them out.”

“And some run away with your cousin.”
After being left at the altar, I really wasn’t in the mood for metaphors.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione, Draco/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Substance abuse, Spoilers
Published: 2014.07.08   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: WIP (14271 words)

17 : Risen: Out of the Ashes by PhoenixFlame86     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 56   Reviews: 125






Meet Charlotte Gray, soon to be starting her sixth year at Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardy. She's a typical Ravenclaw that loves reading and doing homework, and up til now, most people don't know who she is. A chance encounter with the one and only James Potter (the Second) is about to turn her entire life upside down, and she's bringing him along for the ride. ***Undergoing Major Edits***
Banner by Autumn.Shades


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong language, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance use or abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2013.07.11   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.02 Updated: 2015.03.02 Status: WIP (266484 words)

18 : How to Become Minister of Magic: A Guide by newgenerationlover     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 67






Lovely banner by aigue-marine@TDA 

After all that is said and done, I must admit that dating James Potter to use his fame to my advantage while sleeping with his cousin was not how I had planned on becoming Minister of Magic. 

Rule number one: Politicians always lie. Fact number one: Half the time, politicians end up believing their own lies.

A story of a girl caught between two lovers and her dream.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.03.31   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.21 Updated: 2015.04.13 Status: WIP (30616 words)

19 : Love At First Sight by alicia and anne     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3





Beautiful banner by amour.toujours @TDA

 

Albus Potter was a romantic at heart. When he fell in love, it was hard and fast.

Scorpius Malfoy just wished that it wasn’t with three different girls a day. He didn’t appreciate being known as the best friend of Hogwarts resident creepy stalker.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.02.17   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.17 Updated: 2015.02.18 Status: WIP (2514 words)

20 : A Blossoming Romance by potterfan310     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 41





Stunning banner by stardusted* @ TDA!!

She was the girl of his dreams, he was just the boy next door.

Throughout Hogwarts they were nothing but two students in the same year who happened to live next door to each other. A year after graduating Albus Potter and Alyssa Darcey become friends one night. Soon after, that friendship turned into something else, could this be the start of a blossoming romance?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2014.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.12 Updated: 2015.02.27 Status: WIP (54900 words)

21 : Just Fly With It by lovestings     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 19





 credit to impossible girl @TDA for this great banner!

 

About 2.8 seconds ago I found out I was the new keeper for the Gryffindor quidditch team.
Problem number one: I don’t know how to fly. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2014.03.16   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.27 Updated: 2015.01.27 Status: WIP (12029 words)

22 : The (Most Definitely) Not a Love Story of Allison McNabb and James Potter by HakunaMatata     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 3


Amazing banner by any.road at TDA!!!





Just one year, I'd like for James Potter not to ruin my life. But no, we just had to be co-captains of the Gryffindor quidditch team. This should be an interesting year. 


Genres: General, Humor, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2014.09.13   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.12 Updated: 2015.01.12 Status: WIP (6519 words)

23 : An Illusion of Sanity by silverashes     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 29


Stunning banner by AstoriaViana @ TDA





 I used to pride myself on having a firm grasp on reality. Then life pulled a fast one on me. A real doozy. Throw in an old castle, egotistical pin-heads, new friends, a not-so-new band of dark characters, and I'm proud to admit that my sanity is deteriorating faster than you can say 'Fizzing Whizbee'. 

 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.07.15   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.06 Updated: 2015.01.06 Status: WIP (17106 words)

24 : Loser Like Me by MoonshoesCoffee     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 70










 

Note to self: Do not get caught in compromising positions with international Quidditch stars.

 

Rated Mature for language.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.10   Latest Chapter: 2014.12.24 Updated: 2014.12.24 Status: WIP (27309 words)

25 : Ice Cream-Flavored Jealousy by naughtforreal     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 43




there's an all-new flavor in Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor: it's called jealousy

 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.10.13   Latest Chapter: 2014.12.21 Updated: 2014.12.21 Status: WIP (29922 words)
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