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I love to write. I adore JK Rowling\'s imagination. I tend to be a pessimist by heart. I really need to get better friends. (Just kidding.) I guess this explains why I\'m here, right?

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1 : Clash by shenanigan     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 50   Reviews: 3080


Shiny banner by justonemorefic at TDA!


Sanity is overrated.

[James II/OC]


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2008.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.20 Updated: 2014.07.20 Status: COMPLETED (326514 words)

2 : A Binding Love by brightside14     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 165






Natalie Wood is an expert on avoiding and running away from confrontations. The challenges of being magically bound to James Potter might be just the thing that breaks her streak and forces her to finally face her problems with James and her family.

James II/OC



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.04.12   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.12 Updated: 2014.07.12 Status: WIP (66823 words)

3 : Exchange by LittleMissLizPotter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 205




They say revenge is a dish best served cold.

Watch out, Hogwarts.  I'm back.

GOING THROUGH MAJOR MEGA EDITS.
 


Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2011.08.30   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.22 Updated: 2014.06.22 Status: COMPLETED (49981 words)

4 : Tug Of War by platform 9 3_4     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 497


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                                                   Let the madness begin. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.06.10   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.16 Updated: 2014.06.16 Status: WIP (145196 words)

5 : A Woman's Guide to Professional Quidditch by ScarletRoses     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 270







For the record, when I signed with the Falcons, I just wanted to play Quidditch. I didn't bargain for a coach with a grudge, teammates with too many problems to count, and being James Potter's fake girlfriend for publicity. Screw publicity. These shorts are not regulation! 


Sequel is up! / / Lovely banner by AstoriaGreengrass of TDA! 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2012.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.09 Updated: 2014.06.09 Status: COMPLETED (86749 words)

6 : A Gathering of Arts by AC_rules     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 20


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Sirius.

Time happens and then it just keeps on happening. There is a funeral and classes and Quidditch and parties and life and I’m not entirely sure whether I am over the shock of it yet.

Spin-off from The Art of Breathing.

 


Genres: Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.10.20   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.23 Updated: 2014.04.23 Status: WIP (5770 words)

7 : etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 932






Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

—a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and sporadic satire—
Dobby Winner: Best OC, Best Dialogue, Best Description


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.26 Updated: 2014.07.15 Status: WIP (86465 words)

8 : The Sidekick by Peaches and Knives     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 121


Amazing banner by la.paz@TDA 




My name is Chase Longbottom. My best friend Rose Weasley is pregnant with Scorpius Malfoy's baby at the tender age of sixteen, but all I can think about are Louis Weasley's abs. 

Yup, I was born to be a sidekick. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.07.26   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.11 Updated: 2014.02.11 Status: WIP (68169 words)

9 : Nothing Extraordinary by jailbird     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 108






 

I liked my life.
Ok, so my best friend was my homework, my favorite time of day was during classes and my personality was bordering dangerously on insipid.
And nobody cared until they suddenly did.
A story of perception, life and the people who changed it all. 

Banner: littlemissy @ TDA! | 19,000+ reads!


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: OC/OC, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.04   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.28 Updated: 2014.01.28 Status: WIP (28140 words)

10 : Unplanned by ohmymerlin     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 34   Reviews: 194


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They say being pregnant is one of the most magical times in a woman's life.

Tell me, how is it magical that I gain way too much weight to be considered normal, eat a ridiculously large amount of peanut butter and have crazy hormonal mood swings?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

COMPLETED.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2012.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.15 Updated: 2013.12.15 Status: COMPLETED (125124 words)

11 : The Art of Being Bad by liltinglight     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 94





 
 

Learning naughtiness from your worst enemy just got awkward.

(Rose/Scorpius)

 

ADORABLE BANNER BY LADY ASPHODEL AT TDA!

 

 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.02.26   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.30 Updated: 2013.11.30 Status: WIP (36686 words)

12 : Thunder by ShieldSnitch3     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 118


lovely banner by SophieScarlette @ tda



I hate a lot of things.

My job. My flat. My life.

Despite everything, though, I could deal. I had a (microscopic) steady income, a (leaky) roof over my head, and a (relatively) normal existence.

But then Louis Weasley walked into my life, sat down, and ordered himself a cheeseburger.

And for some reason, he won't walk out.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.08.31   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.04 Updated: 2013.10.04 Status: WIP (64997 words)

13 : A Rollercoaster Called Life by missclaire17     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 99


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Hogwarts was for learning magic. Hogwarts was for making friends.
Hogwartsdefinitely wasn't for getting pregnant.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.06.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.20 Updated: 2013.09.20 Status: COMPLETED (87703 words)

14 : Blame it on the Pregnancy Hormones by limwen     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 26


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I'm engaged to Albus Potter,

Pregnant with his child,

And being black mailed by my personal assistant,

I really need a therapist, that or alcohol.

But I can't drink alcohol because I'm PREGNANT!!


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.04.23   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.08 Updated: 2013.09.08 Status: WIP (11652 words)

15 : Apple Sauce by Twinklestar     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 85


Banner: justonemorefic  @TDA



Meet Susie Clive: A clumsy, socially awkward teenager who has a pet parrot thats a poop-head, and is obsessed with the Beatles, apple sauce cups, the strawberry garden in her front yard and Albus Potter.

The problem? She's allergic to strawberries.

The more important problem? Albus Potter doesn't even know her name.
 
 
OC/Albus/James(II)
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.02 Updated: 2013.09.02 Status: WIP (14788 words)

16 : Being Summer by PygmyPuffLover     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 32   Reviews: 1186


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Being Summer Lancaster is not all it’s cracked up to be. I mean, being James Potter’s official snog buddy - seriously, he made me a badge – and trying to stop my charming cousin – curse you, Scorpius – from wreaking havoc on Hogwarts is much more stressful than it sounds.
Trust me.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.10.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.19 Updated: 2013.08.19 Status: COMPLETED (242791 words)

17 : A Cup of Tea (Or Lack Thereof) by bester_jester     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 17


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Audrey prefers to escape reality. Percy sometimes wishes he wasn't so grounded. Unexpected meetings in unexpected places. And it all started with a cup of tea.

Percy/Audrey


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon , Percy  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.06.14   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.18 Updated: 2013.08.18 Status: WIP (4386 words)

18 : Loser Like Me by MoonshoesCoffee     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 68










 

Note to self: Do not get caught in compromising positions with international Quidditch stars.

 

Rated Mature for language.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.10 Updated: 2013.08.10 Status: WIP (27370 words)

19 : Enemies with Benefits by dobbyismyhero22     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 864


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I think I started my life as a screw up at the mere age of five when I turned my dog into a plant, but I've just taken it to a whole new level. I mean, continually snogging my best friend's twin brother who also happens to be the bane of my existence? That's practically dark wizard level. 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.02.02   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.18 Updated: 2013.07.18 Status: WIP (53195 words)

20 : Hogwarts Confessional by Looney Loopy Laura     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 37   Reviews: 1211








Lily Evans and her three best friends make up one of the most popular and powerful groups in Hogwarts, the Clique. They have it all: brains, beauty, charm, and a school full of admirers. But what happens when an innocent idea for amusement becomes destructive as it tears the entire school apart? Throw in a few Marauders and they've got themselves quite a year ahead of them.

 ***Undergoing revision!! (Chapter 14 done)***


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily, Lupin, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, James/OC, Lily/OC, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.03.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.10 Updated: 2013.07.10 Status: COMPLETED (98559 words)

21 : And All That Jazz by ShieldSnitch3     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 674


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2012 Dobby Finalist for Best Fluff

In which I, Aria Fields, encounter apsychotic best friend, said psychotic best friend's Frenchified twin, deranged Quidditch nutters, and quite possibly the most annoying boy on the face of the planet.

Wizard God, why do you hate me?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.30 Updated: 2013.06.30 Status: WIP (136529 words)

22 : Sectioned by iwritesinnotfanfiction     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 41


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No one really knew why it’d happened or what caused it. 
What drove Lily over the edge, and sent her spiralling down into a deep dark depression.
So they stuck her in a psych ward in an attempt to understand, to make her better.
And it did, because there she found solace in a boy who was just as screwed up as she was...

CHAPTER 6 PUBLISHED.


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Ron, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Lucius/Narcissa, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.05.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.21 Updated: 2013.05.21 Status: WIP (12779 words)

23 : Deteriorate by chocolate119     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 353


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A lot of the things James Potter does bug me.
But I do tolerate him (kind of), to an extent.
There is a line, however.
Jumping off of Gryffindor Tower is crossing that line.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.05.30   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.18 Updated: 2013.05.18 Status: WIP (106694 words)

24 : Blue by CooperTowne     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 48







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What would you do if you woke up one day with no recollection of who you are?

Scream? Cry? Run? Check. Check. Check.

What will happen to me? Only Merlin knows.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.03.13   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.16 Updated: 2013.05.16 Status: WIP (53564 words)

25 : The Time of Cupids by GryffindorGirl153     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 475




Cupids were supposed to be mythical creatures. They were supposed to exist only in fairy tales; not in real life, and definitely not as my best friend. Meet Desmond Pierce, resident cupid, and soon-to-be, dead Cupid. All because he shot me with an arrow and made me fall in love with the boy I spent my entire life hating. James Sirius Potter.

Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.08   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.06 Updated: 2013.05.06 Status: WIP (170423 words)
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