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I've always wanted to write but I never had a clear topic and with J.K. Rowling I know have. Sometimes I don't update but don't worry, my sister yells at me. Hope you like my stories! All credit goes to the Queen (if you don't know who I'm talking ab

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1 : Anastasia by Irobbedgringottsandgotaway     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 63


The Wizarding World has changed

Quidditch is an all-male sport, Gryffindor doesn't exist, and underground societies are being built







A new generation of wizards, led by the missing Potter daughter, will determine whether their world will rise or burn


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hermione, James (II), Luna, McGonagall, Neville, OC , Ron, Rose, Teddy  Pairings: OC/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.10.20   Latest Chapter: 2014.08.10 Updated: 2014.08.10 Status: WIP (46680 words)

2 : Rebel in Law by RegulusSiriusGirl     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 51


 









"I Do ... ?"

Part 2 in the Rebel Series, helps majorly if you read that first. Ch 19 awaiting validation :) 
 
 ~~~~ON HOLD ~~~~~
I just do not have the inspiration to write, and I do NOT want to spoil the story by forcing myself to write, will keep at it but will put up other stories I'm working on.
 


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.08.23   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.05 Updated: 2014.04.05 Status: WIP (59854 words)

3 : That's What You Call a Dream by magnoliawine     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 11





Amazing banner by SwissMiss @ TDA!

The only thing that sucks more than being in love with your best friend is probably having to live with the fact that the feeling will never be mutual due to his vast blindness and stupid belief in the notion that "love is for suckers." In a perfect world, none of this chaos would cease to exist. Oh, well, I guess that's what you call a dream.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.11.25   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.08 Updated: 2013.12.08 Status: WIP (15558 words)

4 : Unprepared by MissIncendio     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 210





Beautiful Banner made by hello sweetie at TDA!! :)


Unprepared.

That was exactly the word that described my feelings.
My life had always been so simple, I knew who my friends were and I knew who my enemies were. I was not, however, prepared for my enemy to become... Something much different. 

Rose/ Scorpius... Providing they don't kill each other first...


Genres: Fluff, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.12.01   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.22 Updated: 2013.11.22 Status: WIP (102665 words)

5 : Crime and Punishment by platform 9 3_4     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 24   Reviews: 417


 Gorgeous banner by onlyInevitability @tda




Warning:

Contains Charlie Walker: A violent teenage heroine, known for being Hogwart's most infamous trouble maker (apart from James Potter of course), her skills as a quidditch beater, punching her teammates, and generally being the bane of James Potter's existence. 

Read with caution


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.07.03   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.27 Updated: 2013.09.27 Status: WIP (129408 words)

6 : Cheating the Bet by Ryebread     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 144





Thanks for the awesome banner, inspecter. :) 

Alice Marie Longbottom is the good girl in school. She is in Gryffindor like her father, she has great friends, good marks, is Hogwarts's good girl, and is nice to everyone. The only expception to this rule; Albus Severus Potter, quidditch star, Hogwarts golden boy, enemy of Alice and... great kisser?

Thanks everyone for the 60,000+ reads :)


Genres: Fluff, Action/Adventure, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Neville, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.05.31   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.26 Updated: 2013.09.26 Status: COMPLETED (53178 words)

7 : The Seer by Phoenix_Flames     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 34   Reviews: 413


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Two Potters find themselves to be the key in a ploy to destroy the peace that is now threatened by prophecy: Albus Potter for a secret he has kept for six years, and James Potter for being deemed the greatest seer the world has ever seen.

Best Completed Fic Runner-Up, Best Bromance Runner-Up & Best Story Within Staff Finalist
at The Golden Snitches


Genres: Drama, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Ron, Teddy  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.04.06   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.10 Updated: 2013.08.10 Status: COMPLETED (147440 words)

8 : The Properties of a Rose by RupertsPheonix     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 350


Wonderful new banner by GryffindorGirl153 @ TDA
50000+ reads!  Thank you so much!






I, Rose Weasley, had an enormous, eternal crush on a Malfoy.  The world would end if anyone knew.


Genres: Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.07.05   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.30 Updated: 2013.05.30 Status: WIP (43480 words)

9 : Karma by Aitchy     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 27


 

Karma is evil. Pure evil. It decideded that because Black is always mocking Potter's feelings for Lily (yes Lily, he does actually love you) Karma will make him fall for someone. Fine.

 

But to make him fall for me? I hate you Karma.... And Black, I hate him too.

 

I'm sorry, but I'm abandoning this story. I can't imagine picking it back up, I dislike the story, but who knows? I'm not making any promises. Thanks to those who did read it though, I really appreciate it.


Genres: Drama, General, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.05.28   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.04 Updated: 2013.05.04 Status: Abandoned (30186 words)

10 : Breaking the Quidditch Code by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 54   Reviews: 2587





2013 DOBBY WINNER - Best Villain *Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. I have girls. I have best mates. I have bad grades (the kitten was fine!). I have a legend. I also have teammates who break the Code, a Seeker trying to overthrow me, a Head Boy sticking his big nose into my business, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2009.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.16 Updated: 2013.04.16 Status: COMPLETED (287471 words)

11 : Not Such a Delicate Flower by noneedtocallmesirprofessor     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 1





Violet lived a pretty normal life. 

Nothing big happened, until she comes back to school for 7th year.

People are noticing her but there are some secrets she can't keep for too long. 

Plus, there's James Potter to worry about. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2012.06.18   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.23 Updated: 2013.01.23 Status: WIP (15046 words)

12 : The Trouble With Life is... by Irobbedgringottsandgotaway     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 81


banner by !TheInbetweener@tda 
36,000+ Reads! Thanks so much!!
SEQUEL IS OUT!




James Potter II. 

Arrogant, charming, stupid, handsome, and alltogether a huge pain in my life. 

Which he seems awfully proud of.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.12.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.18 Updated: 2013.01.18 Status: COMPLETED (40178 words)

13 : Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 7985


Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden Snitch for Best Next Generation.








Rose ‘Red’ Weasley is pregnant."I’m not old enough to become a mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" She's trying to adjust to the news."I’m never leaving this bathroom again."  She’s not taking it well.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.14 Updated: 2013.01.14 Status: COMPLETED (145821 words)

14 : Matchmaker by LittleWelshGirl99     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 61


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I liked love.
Romance, flowers, moonlit walks; the whole shebang. Love reminded me of soft pillows, and perfume, and colourful sequins that burst out of a letter and brightened up the carpet.
I also liked setting people up. I mean, it was fun, ok? Playing Fairy Godmother- giving people a Happily Ever After.

Except it didn't always work out the way we planned.


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.05.16   Latest Chapter: 2012.12.03 Updated: 2012.12.03 Status: WIP (45399 words)

15 : To Take the Jump by Raven claw witch     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 82


Amazing banner by Chocolate_Frog @ TDA! 



James expceted his fourth year to be full of quidditch and pranking. But then he meets a transfer student from America. But will Carmendy Boulder turn out to be just a pretty face, or his worst nightmare?
 


Genres: Drama, General, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.09.29   Latest Chapter: 2012.11.05 Updated: 2012.11.05 Status: COMPLETED (87561 words)

16 : For The First Time by weasleytwins123     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 29   Reviews: 205





 

brilliant banner by heartplague @ tda

Anneliese and James had been best friends since first year, but in their last year of Hogwarts everything changes, and for the first time they see each other differently. Can Anneliese and James make it through?

James II/OC - missing moments extra: Extra Time is now up!(see authors page!)



 
 
 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: Other Pairing, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.08.20   Latest Chapter: 2012.10.28 Updated: 2012.10.28 Status: COMPLETED (84973 words)

17 : Rumor Has It by DeathCabForCutie     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 372





You know that girl that everybody feels sorry for but still have time to mock? After a humilating break-up that girl had become me. And the only solution to save me from this is the one person I can't trust...Scorpius Malfoy....Merlin help me.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Ron, Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.09   Latest Chapter: 2012.10.14 Updated: 2012.10.14 Status: COMPLETED (108074 words)

18 : In The Friend Zone. by ScarletEye158     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 49


Awesome banner by Marzipan@TDA! <3






Scorpius Malfoy has liked Rose Weasley ever since he set eyes on her back in first year. He has been in the friend zone with her for far too long and he thinks she needs to know about how he feels. If only it was that easy...
 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.02.18   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.23 Updated: 2012.09.23 Status: COMPLETED (8786 words)

19 : Thinking of you by X_slytherianprincess_X     Song fic
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


Rose and Scorpious look back to the times they had, and wonder if things had been, diffrent would they be together? Song: Katy Perry Thinking of you


*crap summary just read it*

Genres: Fluff, Angst, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Draco, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.01.28   Latest Chapter: 2012.08.07 Updated: 2012.08.07 Status: COMPLETED (3088 words)

20 : I'll Be Seeing You by DeathCabForCutie     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 471


I was supposed to be just like my mother.

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I stayed out of trouble, hit the books and did what i was told to. Then ...I snapped. Scorpuis kissed me, I dumped my boyfriend and starting... living. I felt guilty until I found Lily Evans diary. Turns out I'm not the only one who fell for their sworn enemy.


Genres: Mystery, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Draco, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, Lily, Lily (II), Ron, Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, James/Lily, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.04.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.08.03 Updated: 2012.08.03 Status: COMPLETED (89638 words)

21 : Beyond the Shadow by Gryffin_Duck     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 40   Reviews: 402








Thanks to the_tofuubeaver at TDA for the beautiful banner!

A lot can happen in fifteen years. In the last fifteen years I had graduated from Hogwarts and became a Healer and Potion Brewer. Victoire and Teddy had gotten married and had a daughter. At the same time, a lot can stay the same after fifteen years. After fifteen years there still wasn't a Wolfsbane Potion that worked for my brother, but I wasn't going to give up. Some things should never stay the same.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: OC/OC, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.01.31   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.22 Updated: 2012.09.25 Status: COMPLETED (137581 words)

22 : Don't You Remember by DeathCabForCutie     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 286


(Sequel to Rumor Has It)






What was he doing here?! I was okay. I had a career, i had friends, i had a family. I didn't need anything else. Why did he have to come back?! He just had to reopen every wound I'd spent years trying to close. Frozen, I watched him strut into the ministry without a care in the world, my heart seized to a stop.
I was so screwed.


Genres: Drama, Action/Adventure, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.03.16   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.21 Updated: 2012.07.21 Status: COMPLETED (79871 words)

23 : Under My Skin by H4NA     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 0


Merlin-worthy banner by Chocolate_Frog @ TDA





Rose, Molly and Tiffany have enough problems of their own without James, Fred and Dominic. Scorpius has a girlfriend...much to Rose's dismay, Albus is in Slytherin (no biggie), and Lily and Hugo are not exactly the type of people to let such mundane things as rules and teachers get in their way.

Join them in a tangle of love triangles, lies, secrets, pranks, "tea parties" and unlikely friendships.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Cho, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Harry/Cho, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.01.15   Latest Chapter: 2012.06.23 Updated: 2012.06.23 Status: WIP (4402 words)

24 : Playing Ghosts by LilysSidekick     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2





„Do you want to get out of here?" Rose leans over and whispers in Scorpius' ear.

He takes notice of the intense look in her eyes and gives her an almost imperceptible nod.


Genres: General, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2012.06.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.06.19 Updated: 2012.06.19 Status: COMPLETED (3301 words)

25 : Confessional by angleswillfall     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 1


Albus is in love with the girl he can never have. Roxanne has a secret that will tear her relationship with Scorpius apart. Fred has a girlfriend from hell. Louis is steadily working through every girl and boy at Hogwarts. Love is creeping up on James. Lorcans dealing with being in love with a girl who's way to young for him and Rose knows what it's like to be in love with your cousins boyfriend.

These are their confessions.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.06.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.06.13 Updated: 2012.06.13 Status: WIP (4947 words)
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