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1 : Flesh Memory by gocnocturna     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 16   Reviews: 332







Amazing Banner by: innocentluminere at TDA

Voldemort was defeated in 6th year, it's 7th year and McGonagall institutes a pen-pal system with a member of a different house starting it the summer before 7th year begins. Hermione enjoys writing with her mystery 'Damien', but views him as a question to answer. What happens when she figures him out? What about Harry and Ron and their pen-pals? Where does Hermione sneak off to at night?
 


Genres: Drama, Romance, AU   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M) , Draco, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.09.23   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.14 Updated: 2014.02.14 Status: WIP (54759 words)

2 : How to tame a Marauder by melian     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 62   Reviews: 3859





As Sirius led me around the room, I took a deep breath. "So, was it a bet or a dare?"
"What do you mean?" he asked. When his eyes drifted to James I grinned.
"Don't play dumb. You'd never ask me to dance in a million years. Besides, Potter just gave you the thumbs up."
He groaned. "Are we really that obvious? OK yes, it was a dare."

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Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.12 Updated: 2013.01.12 Status: COMPLETED (300758 words)

3 : My Not-So-Imaginary Friend by The Quiet Girl     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 195


Fantastic banner by innocentluminere @ TDA!



Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were growing up?  Someone to keep you company when you had no one else to play with?  Someone no one else could see but they still meant the world to you?  I was one of those girls.  Now I'm a sixth year Gryffindor at Hogwarts.  But I have a secret.

My imaginary friend won't go away.


Genres: Drama, Mystery   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.18 Updated: 2012.09.18 Status: COMPLETED (95345 words)

4 : Still Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 10970


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Five and a half years after the birth of her child, Rose Weasley feels her life is about to go in a new direction. Things can only get better. Well, they can't get any worse...or so she reckons.  
A story about love, life, friendship, family...and an annoying cousin that will never stop calling her Red.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.28 Updated: 2012.02.28 Status: COMPLETED (142007 words)

5 : Oh, Mushroom! by WentToManderleyAgain     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 76


Amazing banner by nostalgia. from TDA!









Elizabeth Moore likes to think she's completely normal.
She's not.
She also fancies thinking she's not in love with Remus Lupin.
She is.
So when Sirius Black starts paying attention to her, she's suprised, and a little bit annoyed.
But James Potter thinking she's pranked him? This can't end well.


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Remus/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.07.19   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.11 Updated: 2011.12.11 Status: COMPLETED (39847 words)

6 : Kismet by GryffindorGirl153     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 26




I regret taking that extra shift. Honestly, what kind of person, in their right mind, would ever take an extra shift in the Weasley’s Joke Shop? But I needed the money along with an excuse to get out of the house. If I had known this would happen—if I had known what that extra shift would have brought into my life, I would have turned George Weasley down. But I didn’t. Now, I’m floundering in chaos, and the only person who knew how to save me wanted nothing to do with me.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose  Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.05.15   Latest Chapter: 2011.11.20 Updated: 2011.11.20 Status: WIP (5851 words)

7 : Duck and Cover by iluv2eatcarbs     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 34   Reviews: 863


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I am completely and unapologetically awkward.  My cat Flint is the only living creature that I have interactions with and my only enemy is gravitiy.  That is until I take a dangerous trip downstairs to the common rooms and wind up becoming James Potter's girlfriend.  While I'm faking one romance I've stumbled across a real one.  Ugh-I wish I had never left my room.


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.08.17   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.23 Updated: 2011.07.23 Status: COMPLETED (129395 words)

8 : The World, Biscuits And Sirius Black According To Nellie O’Neill. by SexyDoorFrames     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 1500


Amazing banner by terminator@ TDA Over 162,000+ reads! 



Nellie's life was pretty simple until Izzie threw that quill at Sirius Blacks head. 

Dobby Award Winner for Best Marauders 2011!


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Regulus, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.08.18   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.19 Updated: 2011.10.25 Status: WIP (129484 words)

9 : See. by Original Oregonian     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 285







All her life, Isolde has known who she was going to marry. She sees things. And this boy was in every piece of her future. So why couldn't he see that?

Awesome Banner by BisousSoleil @ TDA!
It's a happy story, promise :] With lots of Al and James!
70,000+ Reads!
 
 
 
 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.03.05   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.28 Updated: 2011.03.28 Status: COMPLETED (63637 words)

10 : Along Came Sirius by HPsmartone32     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 39   Reviews: 2150


BANNER = TOMFOOLERY129! rating precautional.








Adara Moore is a brilliant witch, she loves her boyfriend of three years, is a Ravenclaw Prefect, and is well liked by everyone. As her 6th year at Hogwarts unfolds, Adara finds that she is stuck in her classes without her Ravenclaw friends and with a group that calls themselves the Marauders – and a smart Gryffindor girl named Evans. Right when Adara's life was perfect, Along Came Sirius.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Bellatrix, James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Regulus, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.09.30   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.15 Updated: 2010.08.15 Status: COMPLETED (183678 words)

11 : Deja Vu by drlove     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 28   Reviews: 597






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And just like in all those muggle movies that Rose had made me watch when we were barely teenagers, the crowd parted and there he was, holding a broomstick in one hand and the other hand nervously ruffling his hair. His hazel eyes were shining brightly, contrasting his now tanned skin. He caught my eye immediately and started walking towards me.
535 REVIEWS, 285 FAVORITES, 64,500+ READS!!! Sequel is up!


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.09.03   Latest Chapter: 2010.04.25 Updated: 2010.04.25 Status: COMPLETED (175368 words)

12 : Love in the Past by Atratus Lupin     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 48   Reviews: 1501





While on the train to Hogwarts for her seventh year, Hermione has an accident with her time turner. Within moments she finds her self in the late 1970's, when the Marauders went to Hogwarts. The only problem is, it isn't an accident. Hermione finds that it has been planned her since before birth, that she has a task to complete before she can go home. What is her task? She doesn't even know, Dumbledore seems to know, only he's not telling.
Remus/Hermione



Genres: Romance, AU, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, Hermione, James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2004.06.02   Latest Chapter: 2010.03.18 Updated: 2010.03.18 Status: COMPLETED (162039 words)

13 : The Christmas Enchantment by GryffindorGirl153     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 518




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She was chosen by the witch and all she had to do was fall in love and be loved in return by Christmas. The hard part; she lost her voice, can't leave hogwarts grounds and she has Draco Malfoy to help her through this. 

Genres: Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Hermione/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.12.01   Latest Chapter: 2008.12.29 Updated: 2009.04.13 Status: COMPLETED (15242 words)

14 : What It Is To Burn by SnitchSnatcher     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 36   Reviews: 1461


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As I opened the door, I turned to Slughorn. “Thank you, Professor.”

“Oh no,” Professor Slughorn replied as he rose from his chair and came to stand beside me, holding the door open for me. “Thank you, Miss Briggs. If it wasn’t for you, Mister Black would be without a Potions partner.” 

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.08.27   Latest Chapter: 2008.07.25 Updated: 2008.07.25 Status: COMPLETED (202129 words)

15 : Tongue Tied by queenspuppet     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 24   Reviews: 1252




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Calliope DeSole is not your average Remus Lupin fan girl. She doesn't giggle or smile at him when he walks by, she ducks around a corner. In fact, it's a difficult task getting her to talk to anyone. What's a voluntary mute to do when repeatedly shoved into situations with her secret crush?
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Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Remus/OC, James/Lily, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.05.20   Latest Chapter: 2008.01.01 Updated: 2008.08.12 Status: COMPLETED (89163 words)

16 : The Deception of Perfection by Makeira     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 33






Sydney Meadows was the definition of perfection.  She had everything going for her - looks, popularity, money... or did she? Was her life really perfect, or was it all an act? Her story tells the act of deception - lying and denial at its greatest. Until she meets someone who will reveal her true self, will she continue to live a lie?
7000+ reads, thanks guys!

Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Shacklebolt, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.04.10   Latest Chapter: 2007.06.03 Updated: 2007.06.03 Status: COMPLETED (23274 words)
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