Penname: Cassius Alcinder
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1 : Voldemort on Broadway by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 28


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Running out of options, Voldemort must take a trip to New York

 
 For the House Cup 2013


Genres: Humor, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Voldemort
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.07.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.12 Updated: 2013.07.12 Status: COMPLETED (1212 words)

2 : Behind the Curtain by Cassius Alcinder     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 15   Reviews: 93


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The year is 1952, and Europe is a tense and dangerous place.  In a shadowy world of spies, betrayal, and shifting alliances, powerful wizards from East and West battle for domination, while a rising dark lord may outwit them all. 

Winner: Best Action/Adventure at 2012 Golden Snitches and Best War at Golden Paws


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Action/Adventure   Era: Other   Characters: Dumbledore, Moody, OC, OtherCanon , Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.01.25   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.20 Updated: 2013.06.20 Status: COMPLETED (35152 words)

3 : Voldemort and the Baby Daddy Drama by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


 Mary Sue Lestrange is the most beautiful, talented, and perfect girl that Hogwarts has ever known.  But she is also Voldemort's daughter...or is she?

 

Part V of the Voldemort series


Genres: Crossover, Fluff, Humor   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Bellatrix, OC, OtherCanon , Skeeter, Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.11.21   Latest Chapter: 2012.11.30 Updated: 2012.11.30 Status: COMPLETED (2547 words)

4 : The Ultimate Battle by Cassius Alcinder     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 6


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When the world was consumed by World War II, Albus Dumbledore and Captain America joined together to defeat the forces of evil.  Now, as Voldemort discovers dangerous new powers, old alliances must be reforged and new allies must be found as the stage is set for the ultimate battle. 
 
 
 
 
 


Genres: Crossover, Drama, Action/Adventure   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Voldemort
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.07.11   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.23 Updated: 2012.07.23 Status: WIP (3322 words)

5 : It's Not Unusual by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24


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As Draco Malfoy prepares for his final year at Hogwarts, he receives the expected news that he has been selected as Head Boy.  However, he also receives some shocking news about his true identity; news that may help him win the love of Hermione Granger. 
 
 
 
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dean , Draco, Hermione, Seamus  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.04.21   Latest Chapter: 2012.04.24 Updated: 2012.04.24 Status: COMPLETED (2061 words)

6 : Hermione and the Hooligans by Cassius Alcinder     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 46


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As Hermione Granger assumes her new role as Head Girl, she is forced to choose between accepting her true love for Head Boy Draco Malfoy, or seeking a new life with a group of football hooligans. 

Not your typical Dramione! (Just kidding, it totally is!)
 
 
for Ravenclaw 333's I Hate This Ship Parody Challenge
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Hermione, OC , Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.01.30   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.08 Updated: 2012.02.08 Status: COMPLETED (4380 words)

7 : Their Finest Hour by Cassius Alcinder     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 165


 
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As the magical and muggle worlds alike are engulfed in a world war, Albus Dumbledore embarks on an epic quest to defeat the growing power of the dark wizard Grindelwald.  Along the way, he must confront his greatest fears and seek help from the most unlikely sources.   
  
 
 
 


Genres: Drama, General, Action/Adventure   Era: Other   Characters: Doge, Dumbledore, Grindelwald , McGonagall, OC, OtherCanon , Slughorn  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.08.27   Latest Chapter: 2012.01.25 Updated: 2012.01.25 Status: COMPLETED (58348 words)

8 : Voldemort's Christmas Surprise by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24


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As Voldemort wallows in misery after his defeat, can he possibly learn to embrace his least favorite holiday?
 

(Part 4 of the Voldemort series, but can be read in any order.  I do not own any characters you recognize.)
 
 
 


Genres: Crossover, Humor, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Voldemort
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.12.12   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.17 Updated: 2011.12.17 Status: COMPLETED (1786 words)

9 : A Nearly-Headless Account by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 30


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Nearly-Headless Nick recounts his official version of the Battle of Hogwarts

(written for academica's Hogwarts Defender Challenge)
 
 


Genres: Drama, General, Humor   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.12.07   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.16 Updated: 2011.12.16 Status: COMPLETED (1782 words)

10 : Voldemort and the Tell All Interview by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 29


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Desperate to find work after his defeat, Voldemort hires Rita Skeeter as his publicist, who convinces him that he has an image problem.  In an attempt to fix this, she schedules a series of tell all interviews on popular talk shows.  But when some unexpected guests show up, pandemonium and hilarity ensue. 

(Part 3 of the Voldemort series, but can be read in any order)
 


Genres: Humor, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon , Skeeter, Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.11.23   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.11 Updated: 2011.12.11 Status: COMPLETED (2737 words)

11 : The Adventures of Mary Sue Slytherin by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 52


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Mary Sue was the perfect girl.  She was perfect in every way.  Like literally, she was a one dimensional character who had no faults.  And all she ever wanted was for Sirius Black to notice her. 
 
 
 
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.11.13   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.02 Updated: 2011.12.02 Status: COMPLETED (2159 words)

12 : Voldemort and the Horrible Flatmate by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 34


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As Voldemort continues to search for respectable employment after his defeat, he may have finally stumbled upon a successful television career.  Meanwhile, he takes in a new flatmate with a dark, mysterious past of his own. 
 

(A sequal to Voldemort and the Epic Recession, but can stand on its own)
 
 
 
 
 


Genres: Crossover, Humor, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence
Published: 2011.11.07   Latest Chapter: 2011.11.20 Updated: 2011.11.20 Status: COMPLETED (2119 words)

13 : Voldemort and the Epic Recession by Cassius Alcinder     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 51



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After his humilating defeat at the hands of Harry Potter, Voldemort must confront the harsh realities of being an underemployed dark lord in the midst of a recession.
 
 


Genres: Humor, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2011.09.29   Latest Chapter: 2011.10.09 Updated: 2011.10.09 Status: COMPLETED (1282 words)
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