Penname: BlameItOnTheNargles
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1 : Stuck in the Middle by TheHeirOfSlytherin     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 73


James/Oliver

Banner by charme @ TDA. Summary help: DarkRose.

It all started when Lily spread the rumor that her brother, James, was gay.
No one thought things would get so crazy, so fast.
And Oliver is stuck in the middle.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.06.19   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.13 Updated: 2014.04.13 Status: WIP (30872 words)

2 : Apocalypse by Misaki Kinomoto     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 15









Banner by the wonderful aim.moon of TDA!!!!

Just a warning in advance. When James Sirius Potter has THAT look in his eyes...

Run.

A story of false relationships, match making, crazy Quidditch and more.

James/OC, Scorp/Rose, Al/OC, Dom/OC, Fred/OC and more.
 
 
 
 
 


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Draco, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Draco/OC, James/OC, Lily/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.13 Updated: 2014.04.13 Status: WIP (4720 words)

3 : Average Ally. by BlameItOnTheNargles     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 99


UNDER GOING MAJOR EDITS 
// Banner: Afterglow // James/Ally/Albus //








Why play Quidditch when you can walk around on your hands?


Average? Somehow average equals to more when Ally is involved.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong language, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance use or abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2012.01.11   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.05 Updated: 2014.04.05 Status: WIP (19895 words)

4 : Not Another Fairytale. by TheGirlOnFire     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 79


Awesome banner by &themoon at TDA





My life is filled with bad decisions.

Bad decision 1). Making plans with Albus Potter, throwing us in very confined places.
Bad decision 2). Agreeing to be Potter's Frenemy with benefits.
Bad decision 3). Then agreeing to be his pretend girlfriend.

Well, bring on the chaos.


(Albus/OC)



Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.02 Updated: 2014.04.02 Status: WIP (38705 words)

5 : Almost Doesn't Count by sweetypye0110     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 29   Reviews: 66





Thanks to fayeswonderland at tda for the banner!!

Sirius Black nicknamed Aubrey Daniels "the Princess" during their fourth year due to her prissy attitude and sadly the nickname stuck. Now, as their seventh year begins, Aubrey finds herself suddenly single and desparate to shed her good-girl image and her nickname and Sirius is more than happy to help her do it.
 


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.02.19   Latest Chapter: 2014.04.01 Updated: 2014.04.01 Status: WIP (73260 words)

6 : Hoqwarts according to Florrie. by Dragonbogies45     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 5


Meet  Florrie mcfarlen an aires  and attendee of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. follow her through her sixth year at ol'hoggies and the maze of hormones,boys and mental bestfriends that is teenage life.
 i sadly do not own harry potter or any of J.K. rowling's characters but i do own the fandabidosey family of Florrie. If anyone fancies making a banner for this story let me know
 
 
 
 
 
 


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2012.01.30   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.19 Updated: 2014.03.19 Status: WIP (31211 words)

7 : See Jen Run by Kira     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 18


Georgous Banner by: DangerousDraco589@TDA



I've been dumped. Not for being too clingy. Not for being too emotional. Not for being too weird. (That one I've heard before.) No, this one is brand new. I, Jen Montgomery, have just been dumped for being too happy. Well, I'm definitely not happy anymore. I am now crying underneath a tree with a bag of chocolate frogs between my legs. I've eaten seven. And Sirius Black chooses this moment to come and talk to me.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2013.08.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.06 Updated: 2014.03.06 Status: WIP (9004 words)

8 : Bang by PygmyPuffLover     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 302


lovely banner by marzipan at tda.



So I wasn’t watching where I was going and I accidentally crashed into James Potter in the park. Dust yourself off and apologise, right? Wrong. Because somehow that event led to this... me, plastered on the front page of all the magazines, right under the words 'JAMES POTTER'S LATEST FLAME!'. Honestly
Blargh.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.01.15   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.06 Updated: 2014.03.06 Status: WIP (138396 words)

9 : etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 901






Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

—a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and sporadic satire—
Dobby Winner: Best OC, Best Dialogue, Best Description


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.26 Updated: 2014.04.03 Status: WIP (86668 words)

10 : A Woman's Guide to Professional Quidditch by ScarletRoses     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 250






For the record, when I signed with the Falcons, I just wanted to play Quidditch. I didn't bargain for a coach with a grudge, teammates with too many problems to count, and being James Potter's fake girlfriend for publicity. Screw publicity. These shorts are not regulation! 

Lovely banner by AstoriaGreengrass of TDA!  / / Winner of verdoven.'s Quidditch Challenge!


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.20 Updated: 2014.02.20 Status: WIP (80686 words)

11 : I am NOT Lily Evans! by Luckygurl102     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 14


I am a terrible Lily Evans. I don't pay attention in class, I get detentions, and I don't love James Potter. I can't love James, not if I keep having these dreams.



I am Emmery Maeve Mac, and I (did not audition for but am forced to) play the role of Lily Evans. will be dead if I don't find a way home, because on October 31, 1981, Lily Evans will be murdered.(banner: azimuth @ tda!)


Genres: Drama, Romance, AU   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape, Voldemort  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/Lily, OC/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.12.05   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.18 Updated: 2014.02.18 Status: WIP (74374 words)

12 : Letters to L.C. by ScarletRoses     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 471







amazing banner made by purplepotter77 of TDA

I knew I should have thrown away the first letter when it came. Who would write a love letter to Loony Lenny Crowley? Sirius Black, that's who. He's just as loony as me, I swear! Don't you worry, Black thinks he's writing to a gorgeous girl who will fall head over heels in love with him just because the "stars say they are destined". Pfft. As if.


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Regulus, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.10.19   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.11 Updated: 2014.02.11 Status: WIP (110971 words)

13 : Canis Major by atellam     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 284


Beautiful new banner by nymeria.@TDA


She was muggle-born.
He was a pureblood.
She liked books.
He liked motorbikes.
She was dating the Captain of the Ravenclaw Quidditch team.
He didn't know she existed.

Winner of the Gryffindor Story of the Month for April, 2012
Winner of the Golden Paw Award for Best Original Character, 2012


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.11.06   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.04 Updated: 2014.02.04 Status: WIP (81676 words)

14 : Rules on Loving a "Muggle" by CauldronCharm130     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 25






Alexis Reid never thought she would fall in love. Especially not with a muggle; but there was something different about this boy. From the moment they met Alexis couldn't help but think of him.
He was like no one she had ever known before. Sensitive and kind but had a love for adventure that she couldn't quite understand. Yes, there was definitely something different about Albus Potter.


Genres: Fluff, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.02.03   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.03 Updated: 2014.02.03 Status: WIP (39879 words)

15 : Penultimate Year by GREX101     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 63


Amazing Banner by JaymeBelle


 This is the prequel to my story Final Year. In this story, we begin in the summer before the Marauders 6th year in which Marion falls for Sirius enjoy! I boosted the rating so I could juice up the story but it's still the same  Sexy Banner byeverafter


Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Marauders   Characters: OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.11.11   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.02 Updated: 2014.02.02 Status: WIP (84941 words)

16 : Nothing Extraordinary by jailbird     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 102






 

I liked my life.
Ok, so my best friend was my homework, my favorite time of day was during classes and my personality was bordering dangerously on insipid.
And nobody cared until they suddenly did.
A story of perception, life and the people who changed it all. 

Banner: littlemissy @ TDA! | 19,000+ reads!


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: OC/OC, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.04   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.28 Updated: 2014.01.28 Status: WIP (28140 words)

17 : Ivy Lee Collins Series: Passion by gryffindorlion15     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 37


 amaziiiing banner to cookie monster @ tda !



Love may be blind, but hate had 20/20 vision. 

First book in the Ivy Lee Collins Series.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.09.28   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.20 Updated: 2014.01.20 Status: WIP (38342 words)

18 : The story of us by ThestralPrincess     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 14


banner by goldenduck@TDA





It was as if all the staff at Hogwarts believed that James Potter and Lily Evans had been reincarnated in my twin sister and James Sirius Potter, and it was their goal in life to make sure that the two dated before they left Hogwarts. However though I found this amusing, Lily did not agree.

The clynch? When I realise I'm in love with JS.Potter. And no one wants that.
 


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.10.27   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.08 Updated: 2014.01.08 Status: WIP (16600 words)

19 : Moonlit Meetings by KilledByDrapery     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 315




*Banner by earthfarie!*
After the death of her brother and the day her entire life changed with a single bite, Serena Colton thinks she's destined to be alone. But at the beginning of her sixth year, a select four individuals step into her compartment--and her life--and change everything.
Read & Review Please! - Over 50,000 Reads! Thanks everyone!


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/OC, OC/OC, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.01.03   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.01 Updated: 2014.01.01 Status: WIP (125457 words)

20 : Love, War and Other Spells by padfoot1007     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 1


 

Sirius POV

It started when we asked her to help us bring James and Lily together. It was supposed to benefit all us marauders. Then I fell in love with her.

Sara POV

Remus and Sirius needed help. I never knew spending time with Sirius would be this great. I wasn't supposed to fall in love with him. It wasn't part of the plan.

Sirius/OC


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Regulus, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.19 Updated: 2013.12.19 Status: WIP (10262 words)

21 : Unplanned by ohmymerlin     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 34   Reviews: 191


banner by kaliedescopes. @ tda

They say being pregnant is one of the most magical times in a woman's life.

Tell me, how is it magical that I gain way too much weight to be considered normal, eat a ridiculously large amount of peanut butter and have crazy hormonal mood swings?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

COMPLETED.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.15 Updated: 2013.12.15 Status: COMPLETED (125124 words)

22 : The Abundance of Potters by Phoenix_Feather49     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 47   Reviews: 328







B-e-a-utiful banner by enycha22@tda!

Katrina Parker is perfectly normal, thanks very much.

But enter a pregnant best friend, a missing father, five years’ worth of love for Albus Potter, Albus Potter’s very attractive brother and an annoying girlfriend... Things are bound to get interesting.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Neville, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.09.28   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.07 Updated: 2013.12.07 Status: COMPLETED (151460 words)

23 : Aphrodite by smashed_crayon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 19


wonderful banner by panacea. @ tda

Louis tells me that I'm a sorry excuse for a man, and that I should start gawking at passing girls and perfecting my wolf-whistling before it's too late. Andy believes the situation would be cute if this was a movie... about a small girl.
My brother, Al? He said he used to look up to me. Worship me, even. I was his idol.
As for this girl that my manhood is crumbling for..? Thinks my name is Jeremy


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.12.16   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.27 Updated: 2013.11.27 Status: WIP (14002 words)

24 : Faking It by vanillavinter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 345


Absolutely gorgeous banner by kaileena_sands@tda! 






Meet Candice Hayes Ravenclaw's good girl, Hogwart's stick in the mud. A nobody.

 

Meet James Potter Gryffindors Quidditch star, Hogwart's player and troublemaker. A somebody.

Things are going to get interesting.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.04 Updated: 2013.11.04 Status: COMPLETED (97915 words)

25 : Wicked by distantgalaxy     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 209




Lucille DuBlanc should have been relieved as the foul Sorting Hat was finally lifted off her head, but her heart had seized. ‘Professor, there's been some sort of mistake.’

‘There has been no mistake.’ But behind McGonagall's stern eyes Lucille could see the same glimmer of shock as everyone else in the Great Hall, especially her new housemates seated at the crimson and gold table. 

Jetaway@TDA made the lovely banner


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Regulus, Ron, Sirius, Voldemort  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.05.21   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.08 Updated: 2013.10.08 Status: WIP (37117 words)
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