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1 : Clash by shenanigan     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 50   Reviews: 3019


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Sanity is overrated.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2008.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.08 Updated: 2014.03.08 Status: COMPLETED (327130 words)

2 : Simply Smashing by heart4siriusblack     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 482



I tell him he's revolting.
He whispers that I'm beautiful.
I glare at him until my eyes hurt from the effort.
He smiles at me so gently my heart shatters.
I make him laugh until his sides ache.
He makes me cry until there's nothing left.
I push him away; He pulls me closer.
James Sirius Potter is the most conceited, arrogant, self-centered jerk to walk the planet. I love that idiot so much it makes me dizzy.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.06 Updated: 2014.03.06 Status: WIP (71924 words)

3 : Nothing Extraordinary by jailbird     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 102






 

I liked my life.
Ok, so my best friend was my homework, my favorite time of day was during classes and my personality was bordering dangerously on insipid.
And nobody cared until they suddenly did.
A story of perception, life and the people who changed it all. 

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Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: OC/OC, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.04   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.28 Updated: 2014.01.28 Status: WIP (28140 words)

4 : Crossfire by jailbird     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 102





 

There used to be a time when my life was normal.
I used to have a great girlfriend, Lily didn’t threaten me with my life and James didn’t talk like a butler from the 19th century.
I suppose it all started going downhill when Fred made me spike the lemonade.

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Genres: Fluff, General, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius   Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.04.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.20 Updated: 2014.01.20 Status: WIP (37459 words)

5 : Apple Sauce by Twinklestar     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 85


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Meet Susie Clive: A clumsy, socially awkward teenager who has a pet parrot thats a poop-head, and is obsessed with the Beatles, apple sauce cups, the strawberry garden in her front yard and Albus Potter.

The problem? She's allergic to strawberries.

The more important problem? Albus Potter doesn't even know her name.
 
 
OC/Albus/James(II)
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.02 Updated: 2013.09.02 Status: WIP (14788 words)

6 : Bedposts and Broomsticks by potterwriter340237     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 812


 

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I, Lily Luna Potter hate my life. 
I snogged my brother’s best friend, the incredibly attractive Quidditch playing, Luke Wood.
And the worst thing?
I can't even remember if I enjoyed it.



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Lily/OC, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.01.29   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.22 Updated: 2013.08.22 Status: WIP (73790 words)

7 : Me Versus You by platform 9 3_4     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 60


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Lucy Weasley, Hogwarts' very own Private Detective.

 

 And don't kid yourself, you need me. Because, no matter how much you think it's true love, it always ends up here, with me crouching around a corner, camera at the ready, with two steaming mugs of caffeinated muggle coffee on the floor beside me.


Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.11.26   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.23 Updated: 2013.07.23 Status: WIP (25110 words)

8 : Enemies with Benefits by dobbyismyhero22     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 849


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I think I started my life as a screw up at the mere age of five when I turned my dog into a plant, but I've just taken it to a whole new level. I mean, continually snogging my best friend's twin brother who also happens to be the bane of my existence? That's practically dark wizard level. 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.02.02   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.18 Updated: 2013.07.18 Status: WIP (53195 words)

9 : Me Versus Everyone by StepUpx_Gryffindor     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 128



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When summer came around, Rose Weasley already knew how it was going to be - calm, somewhat hectic, and serene. Like always. Rose knew what to expect & this summer was no different. Except it was. It was very different...thanks to her mother, who decided to drop a huge bombshell on the whole family during dinner. A big, blonde, daunting, next-door neighboring, bombshell.



Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Draco, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Molly, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.01.17   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.02 Updated: 2013.07.02 Status: WIP (41265 words)

10 : Chasing Madness by smashed_crayon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 191


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Rose Weasley: Crazy, loud, delusional, psychotic, barmy, mad, weird, wild, foolish, wacky, idiotic, silly, outrageous, eighties obsessed eighteen year old.

WARNING: This untamable creature is roaming free amidst the unsuspecting habitants of the wizarding world. Beware, London dwellers: there’s a misguided fool on the loose.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Draco, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.02.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.02.05 Updated: 2013.02.05 Status: WIP (89515 words)

11 : Raising the Stakes by ob sessed     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 230


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All I wanted to do in my last year at Hogwarts was win the House Cup
....and beat that idiot, Oliver Wood, once and for all.

But I'm starting to realise that life has other plans for us...

And I think I might just kill Wood by the end of it all.

21,000+ reads - Oliver/OC 

 


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC , Oliver  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.03.15   Latest Chapter: 2012.12.14 Updated: 2012.12.14 Status: WIP (86007 words)

12 : Distinctly Disenchanted by SnitchSnatcher     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 274


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Waking up in a fairy tale world was the least of their problems. 

a Lily/James fairytale - sort of.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.07.07   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.22 Updated: 2012.09.22 Status: WIP (66350 words)

13 : Ignatius by RonsGirlFriday     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 24


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The lost sheep.  The prodigal son.
A sinner who might be a saint.


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Bill, Fred, George, Harry, Molly, OtherCanon , Percy, Ron
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.14   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.09 Updated: 2012.09.10 Status: WIP (8941 words)

14 : Fat by Lady in Waiting     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 116








She'd been fat. She'd been bullied. He'd abandonned her. She'd never forgive him.

Now, Isla Finnegan is back for her sixth year, a changed person, determined to put the past behind her. Even if that means avoiding James Potter, no matter how much he wants her forgiveness.
 
 
 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.12.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.27 Updated: 2012.07.27 Status: WIP (55018 words)

15 : Le Scorp! by Toujours Padfoot     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 64


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Scorpius Malfoy: teenage actor extraordinaire. Also singer. And dancer. And he knows how to write and pronounce many things that will impress you until you are a puddle of things that once was human, but is not anymore, because it was impressed too much.

Your jealousy is understandable.
 


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.20   Latest Chapter: 2012.05.23 Updated: 2012.05.23 Status: COMPLETED (10940 words)

16 : Welcome to the Chase by dream_BIG     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 24   Reviews: 2194


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BIG FAT AWKWARD MOMENT.


 

Al Potter/Ariadne Chase
(Hopefully)


 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: OC/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.03.01   Latest Chapter: 2012.04.14 Updated: 2012.04.14 Status: WIP (93892 words)

17 : Oh, the Tragedy of it All! by SpringTime     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 343








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You can call me melodramatic if you want, but you would be too if you were having the year that I was. My boyfriend dumped me. My dorm mate is the she-devil. And to top it off I now have a crush on my mum's ex's son. Say that five times fast.
Spin off to Regretfully Yours - Do not need to read it  to understand this.  Slash warning is just in case.
 
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.01.10   Latest Chapter: 2012.04.01 Updated: 2012.04.01 Status: COMPLETED (117185 words)

18 : Breathless by dream_BIG     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 1862


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The Situation? Life handed me a crapload of suck, and I responded by showing the maturity level of a three-year-old.  You know, hours of endless sulking, mental brat-fests, that sort of thing. I didn’t realize until later that maybe, just maybe, life was trying to teach me a little something called love – and the way it happens in the most unexpected of ways, with the most unexpected of people. Like, possibly, my husband.
Go figure.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: OC/OC, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.10.06   Latest Chapter: 2012.03.15 Updated: 2012.03.15 Status: WIP (80692 words)

19 : Still Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 10928


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Five and a half years after the birth of her child, Rose Weasley feels her life is about to go in a new direction. Things can only get better. Well, they can't get any worse...or so she reckons.  
A story about love, life, friendship, family...and an annoying cousin that will never stop calling her Red.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.28 Updated: 2012.02.28 Status: COMPLETED (142007 words)

20 : Pretty Boy by dream_BIG     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 491


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Life’s a hag and Karma’s an evil witch.
(A Louis Weasley/OC Story. Ish.)


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: OC/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.03.19   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.10 Updated: 2012.02.10 Status: WIP (37767 words)

21 : Déjà Vu by dream_BIG     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 2397


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When life hands you lemons, chuck them back and demand for a refund.
Yeah, if only.
Visions of the future? I can deal. Pregnant best friend? Bring it. Surrounded by utter loons? It's all good.

Potentially falling in love with James Sirius Potter?
...um, not so much.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.10.13   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.08 Updated: 2012.02.08 Status: WIP (108867 words)

22 : Swooning. by MissThomas     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 58


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Yes, Albus Potter may be devishly handsome.
Yes, he may be the captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Yes, he may have a totally gorgous voice that makes me swoon every time he speaks.
But when he's busy cradling a broomstick while you're rolling around in mud, clutching at a dislocated shoulder and bleeding to death, you tend to forget these things and start plotting his painful death.
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.04.26   Latest Chapter: 2012.01.16 Updated: 2012.01.16 Status: WIP (9560 words)

23 : Unhinged by Hyenni     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 142


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For Astoria Malfoy, it's not enough to have a moody, sulky brat of a husband(why did she listen to her mother and marry that idiot?). Apparently, she was crazy enough to give birth to a child (regrettably, her husband's) that is also a moody, sulky brat. A moody, sulky brat who dates Weasleys.

It's little wonder if Astoria feels a little unhinged.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Draco/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.03.05   Latest Chapter: 2011.10.05 Updated: 2011.10.05 Status: WIP (31682 words)

24 : Speaking in Rainbow by dream_BIG     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 536


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I thought it was bad enough when I got partnered with James Sirius Potter in this dumb project – that is, until Minnie cheerfully handed me our baby. Throw in a house, my-very-muggle grandmother, my very-muggle-and-deranged cousin, and I’m officially screwed to hell and back.
Bloody brilliant.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.03.30   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.19 Updated: 2011.09.19 Status: WIP (24191 words)

25 : Moony Eyes by Darque Myth     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 131





Remus Lupin is a good friend.
Though he sees Sirius sneaking misty glances at James, he will keep the secret.
Though he is madly in love with Lily Evans, he will never tell her because of what James would say.
He will dig himself in deeper and deeper, just to keep those around him happy.
Yes, Remus Lupin is a very good friend.
Perhaps a little too good.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Remus/Lily, James/Lily, Snape/Lily, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.04.28   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.19 Updated: 2011.09.19 Status: WIP (31335 words)
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