Penname: Rita Skeeter
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1 : Clash by shenanigan     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 50   Reviews: 3019


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Sanity is overrated.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2008.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.08 Updated: 2014.03.08 Status: COMPLETED (327130 words)

2 : Sirrah Malfoy by EnigmaticEyes16     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 33   Reviews: 248


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I’m Sirrah Malfoy.

Daughter of Draco and Astoria Malfoy. Granddaughter of Lucius (the scary grandfather I was telling you about) and Narcissa Malfoy. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to mention that I am the twin sister of the one and only Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, unfortunately enough. You’ve heard of him?

Well, isn’t that nice.

Banner by RyleeAnn @ TDA.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.04.11   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.04 Updated: 2014.03.04 Status: WIP (100696 words)

3 : Visions of Greatness by JLHufflepuff     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 7





The name of Malfoy has long been a mystery even to Scorpius, though he carries it with him to Hogwarts. It is there that he learns about the family history his anxious mother and distant father would rather keep hidden forever. Even as he makes unlikely friendships, develops a talent for Quidditch, and uncovers a devious and dangerous plot, Scorpius must unravel the Malfoy family secrets in order to truly understand himself.

banner by NevillesSoulmate at TDA!!


Genres: Drama, General, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Blaise (M), Draco, Harry, James (II), Lucius, OC , Ollivander, Scorpius, Teddy
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.11   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.02 Updated: 2014.03.02 Status: WIP (30026 words)

4 : etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 901






Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

—a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and sporadic satire—
Dobby Winner: Best OC, Best Dialogue, Best Description


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.26 Updated: 2014.04.03 Status: WIP (86668 words)

5 : A Woman's Guide to Professional Quidditch by ScarletRoses     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 250






For the record, when I signed with the Falcons, I just wanted to play Quidditch. I didn't bargain for a coach with a grudge, teammates with too many problems to count, and being James Potter's fake girlfriend for publicity. Screw publicity. These shorts are not regulation! 

Lovely banner by AstoriaGreengrass of TDA!  / / Winner of verdoven.'s Quidditch Challenge!


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.20 Updated: 2014.02.20 Status: WIP (80686 words)

6 : Invincible by The Black Lioness     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 16   Reviews: 57









Banner by bellatrixxx at TDA!

Violetta McKinnon has problems; her past is full of guilt and regret, and her bad attitude causes her loads of trouble. And then there's Sirius Black, who's intent on making her life hell. As tensions run high with the threat of war, Letta will need to face all kinds of demons: the Slytherins, the Marauders, the girls in her dormitory, and most importantly, herself. What will happen to the girl who thought she was invincible?
 


Genres: Romance, Angst, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.10.05   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.03 Updated: 2014.02.03 Status: WIP (54527 words)

7 : The Art of Seduction by hp77fanactic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 36   Reviews: 747


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When Hermione Granger returns for her final year at Hogwarts as Head Girl she's armed with a new weapon - a book titled The Art of Seduction, a mysterious gift left without a sender's name on her front step. With the war looming closer she begins her own assault on the hearts of the boys around her. But one in particular, Draco Malfoy, will be her greatest conquest if she succeeds. And who doesn't want to win that ultimate prize?


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC , Ron, Voldemort  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.06.25   Latest Chapter: 2014.01.03 Updated: 2014.01.03 Status: WIP (82617 words)

8 : Faking It by vanillavinter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 345


Absolutely gorgeous banner by kaileena_sands@tda! 






Meet Candice Hayes Ravenclaw's good girl, Hogwart's stick in the mud. A nobody.

 

Meet James Potter Gryffindors Quidditch star, Hogwart's player and troublemaker. A somebody.

Things are going to get interesting.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2013.11.04 Updated: 2013.11.04 Status: COMPLETED (97915 words)

9 : The Art of Surviving. by AC_rules     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 594


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Grief, war and love: surviving is an art.

SEQUEL TO THE ART OF BREATHING.


Dobby winner 2012: Best Romance and Best Angst! 


Genres: General, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, James , Lily, Lupin, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.02 Updated: 2013.10.02 Status: WIP (136323 words)

10 : Cheating the Bet by Ryebread     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 143





Thanks for the awesome banner, inspecter. :) 

Alice Marie Longbottom is the good girl in school. She is in Gryffindor like her father, she has great friends, good marks, is Hogwarts's good girl, and is nice to everyone. The only expception to this rule; Albus Severus Potter, quidditch star, Hogwarts golden boy, enemy of Alice and... great kisser?

Thanks everyone for the 60,000+ reads :)


Genres: Fluff, Action/Adventure, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Neville, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.05.31   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.26 Updated: 2013.09.26 Status: COMPLETED (53178 words)

11 : You Hate Me by Serena     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 818





Thanks to Moonys Aimee for the banner! Even if the line between Love and Hate was completely obliterated, Pipper Redden would probably still despise Sirius Black. They had always shared a hatred for each other, but now, in their sixth year, their feud could not be more pronounced. But through it all, they begin to see that they were never so different to begin with. Sirius/OC


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.03.30   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.20 Updated: 2013.09.20 Status: COMPLETED (126600 words)

12 : If Wishes Were Fishes by Looney Loopy Laura     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 39   Reviews: 1123







When Lily Evans discovers an abandoned wishing well in the Forbidden Forest, 6th year at Hogwarts is about to get a lot more interesting. Lily and her two best friends struggle to keep The Well a secret from the rest of the school while they unravel its mysteries, but with the Marauders determined to find out what the girls are hiding, nobody’s secrets are safe for too long...

Lily/James with a bit of a twist


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, James/OC, Lily/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.02.07   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.16 Updated: 2013.08.16 Status: COMPLETED (180219 words)

13 : The Prime by losers_lurgy     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 51


 the amazing ahoythere @ TDA




Eye gouging-ly awkward situations; a kooky cousin who never learnt to mind his own business; a best friend who really can’t keep her mouth shut; infinite highs; a mortal enemy with a knack for starting arguments; delirious antics and of course, the odd life or death situation.

 

I want a refund on life. Now


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.05.13   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.26 Updated: 2013.07.26 Status: WIP (23648 words)

14 : Beauty Queen by explosion     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 389


Thanks to Camila @ TDA for the beautiful banner!





Being Miss Teen Witch really isn't all it's cracked up to be.

 

Completed. 


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.23   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.23 Updated: 2013.07.23 Status: COMPLETED (112636 words)

15 : Ronnie The Fifth by intrepidsnark     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 100





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James is running through the school like a madman with the Head Boy's pants (again), Sirius has almost blabbed our secret while chasing skirts, I've had to rescue Peter on yet another charge of foot fondling, and Remus is surly because it's his time of the month.

Nothing I haven't dealt with before. 

But an almost-frienship with Lily Evans? That's a new one.




Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Remus/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.14   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.19 Updated: 2013.07.19 Status: WIP (43084 words)

16 : Enemies with Benefits by dobbyismyhero22     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 849


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I think I started my life as a screw up at the mere age of five when I turned my dog into a plant, but I've just taken it to a whole new level. I mean, continually snogging my best friend's twin brother who also happens to be the bane of my existence? That's practically dark wizard level. 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.02.02   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.18 Updated: 2013.07.18 Status: WIP (53195 words)

17 : And Capers Ensue by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 828





Armed with spunk, sugar and a blatant disregard for the laws of physics,
inventor Bea Chang walks a fine line between genius and mad scientist—especially with
her latest extraordinary idea, which Fred-of-little-faith deems "extraordinarily impossible."

Then it catches the eye of Scorpius Malfoy, budding entrepreneur
and heir to magical Britain's largest, shadiest company...

—2011 Dobby Winner & TGS Story of the Year—


Genres: Humor, Action/Adventure, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Cho, Draco, Fred, George, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.12 Updated: 2014.03.20 Status: COMPLETED (103240 words)

18 : Hogwarts Confessional by Looney Loopy Laura     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 37   Reviews: 1210








Lily Evans and her three best friends make up one of the most popular and powerful groups in Hogwarts, the Clique. They have it all: brains, beauty, charm, and a school full of admirers. But what happens when an innocent idea for amusement becomes destructive as it tears the entire school apart? Throw in a few Marauders and they've got themselves quite a year ahead of them.

 ***Undergoing revision!! (Chapter 14 done)***


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily, Lupin, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, James/OC, Lily/OC, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.03.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.10 Updated: 2013.07.10 Status: COMPLETED (98559 words)

19 : Someones gotta give by The Colorful Dragon     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 39   Reviews: 592





Amazing banner by catawampus@TDA!

When you've got Dominique Weasley as your best friend, your mother currently MIA, and James Potter attempting to destroy your life before you graduate, that's when you know that you've officially hit the loony bin. 

Kiersten McCabe+ James Potter= A DISASTER waiting to happen.

(Currently SLOWLY under much needed revision!)


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.01.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.30 Updated: 2013.06.30 Status: COMPLETED (165630 words)

20 : And All That Jazz by ShieldSnitch3     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 672


stunning banner by AstoriaViana @ tda



2012 Dobby Finalist for Best Fluff

In which I, Aria Fields, encounter a psychotic best friend, said psychotic best friend's Frenchified twin, deranged Quidditch nutters, and quite possibly the most annoying boy on the face of the planet.

Wizard God, why do you hate me?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.30 Updated: 2013.06.30 Status: WIP (136529 words)

21 : Not Just a Bystander by AC_rules     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 576


Banner everafter at TDA || Dobby Nominee 2011, Dobby finalist 2012 (best romance) || COMPLETED




After accidently stealing James Potter’s invisibility cloak, breaking Dom’s ‘don’t socialise with my cousins rule’ and inadvertently causing Professor Longbottom to believe that Potter has a paralysing fear of birds (and that he screams like a girl) I decided it was time for a little more fun. And to prove that I’m not just a bystander.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.16 Updated: 2013.05.16 Status: COMPLETED (92819 words)

22 : 50 Colours In Her Hair by SparkleInTheSunrise     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 218


Amazing banner by crimsonemeralds @ TDA



When she has too worry whether she is a ditzy girl or not and begins an epic war with Sirius Black to gain control of Gerald (the armchair), Katrina Baines could be feeling slightly overwhelmed. 
But as it is with a deranged mother, a clueless father and a supporting cast of feuding families and rowdy friends Kitty is fairly used to it by now.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.08.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.15 Updated: 2013.05.15 Status: WIP (52691 words)

23 : Breaking the Quidditch Code by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 54   Reviews: 2580







2013 DOBBY WINNER - Best Villain *Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. I have girls. I have best mates. I have bad grades (the kitten was fine!). I have a legend. I also have teammates who break the Code, a Seeker trying to overthrow me, a Head Boy sticking his big nose into my business, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.16 Updated: 2013.04.16 Status: COMPLETED (287471 words)

24 : Twist of Fate by GirlOnTheSidelines     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 49







Beautiful Banner by ignite, thank you.
Vivian Iris Nott. Silent but deadly, Vivian has up until now gone unnoticed in the grapevine of school gossip and it is not until a twist of fate brings her face to face with some of the most famous students in the school that anyone really begins to notice her.


Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Blaise (M), Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.11.19   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.08 Updated: 2013.04.08 Status: WIP (46911 words)

25 : Exchange by LittleMissLizPotter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 203


Lovely banner by Asphodel at TDA.





When they ran me out of Hogwarts in fifth year, I swore that I'd become stronger.  I exchanged my weak, ugly name and personality for a new, stronger one.  I came back transformed and ready to get revenge.

My name is Delilah Miller.  Watch out, Hogwarts.  I'm back.

GOING THROUGH MAJOR MEGA EDITS.
 


Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.08.30   Latest Chapter: 2013.03.03 Updated: 2013.03.03 Status: COMPLETED (48720 words)
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