Penname: DetectiveMenace
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I have a mega-obsession with Harry Potter and a hatred of clichés (unfortunately, they tend to emerge in my stories quite often. I'm working on that.). I love reading and writing and often digress. My favorite genres to write are humor and romance.

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1 : etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 938






Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

—a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and sporadic satire—
Dobby Winner: Best OC, Best Dialogue, Best Description


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.26 Updated: 2014.07.15 Status: WIP (86465 words)

2 : Hero by Singularity     Short story collection
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 55


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What happens when your childhood hero becomes your real life best friend?

A collection of one-shots that trace Ron and Harry's friendship as Ron discovers what it really means to be a hero.


Genres: Drama   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Dumbledore, Fred, George , Harry, Hermione, Molly, Ron
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.07.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.29 Updated: 2014.02.20 Status: WIP (8536 words)

3 : And Capers Ensue by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 831





Armed with spunk, sugar and a blatant disregard for the laws of physics,
inventor Bea Chang walks a fine line between genius and mad scientist—especially with
her latest extraordinary idea, which Fred-of-little-faith deems "extraordinarily impossible."

Then it catches the eye of Scorpius Malfoy, budding entrepreneur
and heir to magical Britain's largest, shadiest company...

—2011 Dobby Winner & TGS Story of the Year—


Genres: Humor, Action/Adventure, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Cho, Draco, Fred, George, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.12 Updated: 2014.07.16 Status: COMPLETED (102872 words)

4 : Weather for Ducks by peppersweet     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 198


justonemorefic @ TDA strikes again


Romance is dead. Lucy Weasley should know; that's the way she writes about it.
Sequel to Starving Artists


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.10.21   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.27 Updated: 2013.09.04 Status: COMPLETED (82073 words)

5 : Out of Your Depth by BettyMaeStrange     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 28   Reviews: 237



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Genevieve Sanders was born with a deadly curse, inherited from her ancestors.
Separating herself from everyone in her life seemed like the best idea to prevent them from harm. But when people start to pay attention to the reserved, secretive girl — and not all with good intentions, she can't help but feel a little out of her depth.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.03.28   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.21 Updated: 2013.04.21 Status: WIP (163350 words)

6 : Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 7938


Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden Snitch for Best Next Generation.








Rose ‘Red’ Weasley is pregnant."I’m not old enough to become a mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" She's trying to adjust to the news."I’m never leaving this bathroom again."  She’s not taking it well.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.14 Updated: 2013.01.14 Status: COMPLETED (145821 words)

7 : My Not-So-Imaginary Friend by The Quiet Girl     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 196


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Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were growing up?  Someone to keep you company when you had no one else to play with?  Someone no one else could see but they still meant the world to you?  I was one of those girls.  Now I'm a sixth year Gryffindor at Hogwarts.  But I have a secret.

My imaginary friend won't go away.


Genres: Drama, Mystery   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.18 Updated: 2012.09.18 Status: COMPLETED (95345 words)

8 : Crying Murder by livinginamagicalparadise     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 7


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Tabitha "Tabby" Skeeter has lived a difficult life, being the daughter of one of the biggest liars in the wizarding world. Things finally start going well for Tabby, once she reaches her seventh year. But when she witnesses a tragic event, everyone believes that she is a liar, just like her mother.
A story of trust, friendship, loyalty, family, love and Tabitha's magical photography abilities.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Harry, McGonagall, OC, OtherCanon , Skeeter, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: OC/OC, Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.08.07   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.23 Updated: 2012.07.23 Status: WIP (7548 words)

9 : Anecdotes from the Hospital Wing by Pepper44     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 91






 

Poppy Pomfrey was used to her life as Hogwarts matron, but lots of things have changed now that the Marauders have arrived. From now on she'll be waking up alot earlier on the mornings after full moons, dealing with the bloody aftermaths of alot more pranks, and learning more about the power of friendship and the price of prejudice than she ever could have before.

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Genres: General   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James , Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, Pomfrey, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.09.03   Latest Chapter: 2012.04.17 Updated: 2012.04.17 Status: WIP (33627 words)

10 : Gone by The_seeker12     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 118


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James is in his seventh year at Hogwarts, Al his sixth, Lily her fourth. Harry has a fantastic job, and Ginny loves her life. Everything is perfect.

And then Harry goes missing.

Everything suddenly comes crashing down on the family. James hides from the world. Lily cries herself to sleep.

Al waits. He watches. He listens. He plans. 

He's going to do whatever it takes to find his dad.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Mystery, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.09.18   Latest Chapter: 2012.04.05 Updated: 2012.04.05 Status: COMPLETED (56843 words)

11 : Sparks by momotwins     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 133





Roxanne Weasley has been in love with Quidditch star Hilarion Winston-Fisher for quite some time. The only problem: she hasn't actually met him. But a chance meeting at a book signing might be the perfect solution. With a little help from her cousin Lucy and Hilarion's friend Perry, Roxanne is determined to make sparks fly.

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Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.05.23   Latest Chapter: 2012.03.23 Updated: 2012.07.18 Status: COMPLETED (44515 words)

12 : Still Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 10976


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Five and a half years after the birth of her child, Rose Weasley feels her life is about to go in a new direction. Things can only get better. Well, they can't get any worse...or so she reckons.  
A story about love, life, friendship, family...and an annoying cousin that will never stop calling her Red.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.28 Updated: 2012.02.28 Status: COMPLETED (142007 words)

13 : Growing Up Gilderoy by padfoot4ever     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 114


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"It is not often that the good Lord blesses someone with beauty, brains and wit. I don’t mean to be boastful in any way, but I am sort of a miracle if you think about it."
 


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Lily/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.09.07   Latest Chapter: 2012.01.06 Updated: 2012.01.06 Status: WIP (3460 words)

14 : It's Called Adventure by Aiedail     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 168


justonemorefic@TDA | banner. Dobby 2011 - Best Novel. Snitches 2011: Best Action/Adventure & Best Bromance



If romping through the Forbidden Forest on week-long escapades to hunt for a mythical plant doesn't seem normal to you, then you haven't met Hugo Weasley. Hinkypunks, nymphs, Acromantulas? Not a problem for this ragtag team of ordinary heroes. Join Hugo, Scorpius Malfoy, and Professor Longbottom on the search of the decade: just what does Hugo Weasley have that's so special?

Genres: Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hugo , Neville, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.06   Latest Chapter: 2011.10.20 Updated: 2011.10.20 Status: COMPLETED (51320 words)

15 : This Ends Today by Singularity     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 56


Banner by dumbledear! @ TDA -- Beta'd by Indigo Seas



He was a friend, a brother, a student, a son, a hero, and their only hope. 
And now he's gone.

Nine characters reflect on Harry's death.

A Deathly Hallows missing moment.


Genres: Drama, General, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Draco, Ginny , Hagrid, Hermione, Luna, McGonagall, Molly, Neville, Ron
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.01.06   Latest Chapter: 2011.10.01 Updated: 2012.09.04 Status: COMPLETED (4235 words)

16 : All Again For You by livinginamagicalparadise     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1









Abandoned. Or just on hituas. Just for awhile, unitl I can scorge up the time to do some editing.

(banner made by Contour @TDA. And I must say, it's beautiful!)


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, Dumbledore, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.05.07   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.17 Updated: 2011.09.17 Status: WIP (1620 words)

17 : Starving Artists by peppersweet     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 515


best next generation - 2011 dobby & golden snitch awards
banner by justonemorefic @ TDA!

Lucy Weasley doesn't know what to do with her life. Luckily, there's art school.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.05.01   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.15 Updated: 2013.06.21 Status: COMPLETED (109037 words)

18 : Checkmate by babewithbrains     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 110





 In the midst of the war, two completely different people are brought together and torn apart in equal measure as they battle their way through their final year at Hogwarts. Tortures, abductions and murders are committed, secrets are discovered and friendships form while others are shattered to pieces. And, stuck in the middle of all of this, James Potter and Lily Evans realise that, in a war, you have to take a side...
 
 


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew, Regulus, Sirius, Snape, Voldemort   Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Snape/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.10 Updated: 2011.08.10 Status: COMPLETED (80431 words)

19 : This is not Goodbye by stranger_than_fiction     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7



Cursed with a powerful Memory Charm during the Battle of Hogwarts and unable to recognize his loved ones, Ronald Weasley spends his days staring vacantly out the window of St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries and enlarging his Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans collection. Heartbroken and at a loss, Hermione Granger begins penning vignettes from each year the pair spent together and reading one every day she visits, desperately hoping she can bring her love back forever. banner by revolution @ TDA

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.07.17   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.17 Updated: 2011.07.19 Status: WIP (961 words)

20 : Winner Takes All by Violet Gryfindor     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 375




If life is a game, then Rose Weasley was dealt a bad hand.
But she's not going to go down without a fight.
Because, you see, the winner takes it all.

Winner of 4 Hufflepuff Kecker Awards, and Best Next-Generation Story of 2010 at TGS!


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2009.06.09   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.26 Updated: 2013.08.23 Status: COMPLETED (60226 words)

21 : I Want to Walk in the Full Moon With You by The Quiet Girl     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 38   Reviews: 496


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Artemis: the Greek Goddess of the Moon.  It's also my name.  Artemis Monroe.  Why does the Wizarding World name their kids the strangest things, like 'Sirius' or 'Remus'?  But I digress.  At the start of my sixth year, I realized that I was missing parts of my memory.  Why were the moments I was missing coinciding with the full moon?  Do I want to know?


Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Remus/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.07.25   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.25 Updated: 2011.05.25 Status: COMPLETED (184985 words)

22 : A Weirder Shade of Midnight by momotwins     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 215




Rose Weasley is still working as a bounty hunter (to the chagrin of her mother) and still living in sin with Scorpius Malfoy (to the chagrin of both their fathers). When she agrees to help out a friend in trouble, things start getting out of control - not that that's unusual around Rose...

Sequel to Just Another Midnight Run ** beautiful banner by tresor @ TDA!


Genres: General, Humor, Mystery   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Harry, Hermione, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.11.15   Latest Chapter: 2011.04.28 Updated: 2011.05.02 Status: COMPLETED (63715 words)

23 : Moonlight and Shadow by tonksloveswerewolves     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


He, from time to time, teased her about the parallels she would make between their romance and that of Romeo and Juliet.


Genres: Drama, Romance, AU   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny   Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.11.28   Latest Chapter: 2010.11.28 Updated: 2010.11.28 Status: COMPLETED (1781 words)

24 : Sailing Ship by justonemorefic     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 59





It was obvious to Junebug Janes that Sirius and Remus were meant to be together.
She just needed to prove that to the rest of Hogwarts. And them.

a not-quite-slash


Genres: Humor   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lupin, OC , Sirius
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2010.08.23   Latest Chapter: 2010.11.15 Updated: 2013.07.15 Status: COMPLETED (1814 words)

25 : 11:59 by thehyacinthgirl     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6




She wished to be happy, but with him she couldn't find the happiness she so deserved. Eleven fifty nine. It was the hour that she died.

Dom/Teddy/(Victoire)

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Genres: Drama, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.09.22   Latest Chapter: 2010.10.04 Updated: 2010.10.04 Status: COMPLETED (2016 words)
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