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Member Since: 2004.11.24

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1 : Resolution by greengecko     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 83   Reviews: 1432



Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.

Genres: Drama, General, Action/Adventure  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, McGonagall, OC, Ron, Shacklebolt, Snape, Tonks  Pairings: Snape/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.04.03   Latest Chapter: 2012.11.13 Updated: 2012.11.13 Status: WIP (766624 words)

2 : The Fall: Making History by Joela     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 34





We all know that history is often written by white, middle aged, upper class men – and is often represented to favor them. What if Hogwarts history was subject to the same failings as most history? Very few facts are certain surrounding the founders and what if those facts were misconstrued? Here you will find a series of one-shots surrounding the history of Hogwarts and its founders.

Genres: Drama, General, Angst   Era: Founders   Characters: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, OC , Ravenclaw, Slytherin
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.30 Updated: 2007.09.30 Status: WIP (4072 words)

3 : Behind the Eyes of Viktor Krum by Might Have Ben Hur     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 91







I
've just always felt that Viktor Krum wasn't a completed character, so here's my take on the Durmstrang Champion.
Fame isn't all it's cracked up to be.  Everyone watching my every move, constant bickering with my parents, having to retake my last year of school.  But then this bushy haired book worm walked into my life...
Over 2,000 reads!

Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Cedric, Fleur, Harry, Hermione, Krum, OC, Ron  Pairings: Hermione/Krum
Advisory: Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2007.06.04   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.19 Updated: 2007.08.19 Status: WIP (15123 words)

4 : Call Me Lily by Scriblerian     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 229


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James receives the shock of his life when he happens upon a very…flustered…Lily slouched over the bar in The Three Broomsticks one night. An interesting and unexpected evening follows. Could this be the event that changes everything and brings them together for good? One can only hope…~Stunning banner by Bibbs! Thanks so much! ~

Genres: Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2006.12.16   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.04 Updated: 2007.08.04 Status: COMPLETED (3685 words)

5 : Dimethyltryptamine by goddessofsnark     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9





There is a gland in the brain-not quite in the brain, but surrounded by it, called the pineal gland, that, in the second before death, lets forth a torrent of dimethyltryptamine, a mind altering substance believed to make the transistion into death painless for the mind.

He liked the pretty colors, the red, the gold, but most of all, the green. The green just like her eyes. It was safe. It was warm. It was secure. And for the first time in longer than he could remember, he was happy.

Genres: Drama  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Snape
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.02 Updated: 2007.08.02 Status: COMPLETED (2459 words)

6 : This fic is crap, don't read it by goddessofsnark     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 23


Dedicated to Timeturner.

Genres: Drama, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC  Pairings: Harry/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2007.07.08   Latest Chapter: 2007.07.09 Updated: 2007.07.09 Status: WIP (952 words)

7 : Everlasting Magic by CJ_Black     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 45







Banner by the wonderful Violet. 

Petunia Dursley reflects upon an old memory of her childhood, of her first and last encounter with one very special boy. It is only after many, many years, that she finally gives in to her true feelings and comes to accept just how much that day had altered her perfect world. And how that day had taught her what magic truly was.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: Lily, OtherCanon, Sirius
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.03.19   Latest Chapter: 2007.06.04 Updated: 2007.08.08 Status: COMPLETED (2247 words)

8 : Lost Letters by TomFoolery     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 16   Reviews: 944



When he accidentally discovers a ring in his Aunt Petunia's bedroom that belonged to his mother, Harry is magically transported back to the remains of Godric's Hollow and uncovers lost love letters that James wrote to Lily. What follows is a trip through time and through love, leaving Harry with as much heartache as happiness...

Genres: Romance, General, Angst, Fluff   Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2004.06.17   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.23 Updated: 2007.05.23 Status: WIP (35839 words)

9 : The Blue Room by caryjanecarter     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 34


beautiful banner by Kali!





People tend to show their emotions in the oddest fashions, as two people are about to find out ...

Genres: Fluff, Mystery, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.05.21   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.22 Updated: 2007.05.22 Status: COMPLETED (1556 words)

10 : At Last by chd1026     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 53





Hermione Granger knew that this summer was her last chance. It was now or never, and the feelings she had for him were undeniable. Whether it was a subtle smile or his hand brushing lightly against hers, Hermione’s heart would begin fluttering wildly whenever he was near her, beating with such power she felt it might burst through her very chest.


Over 1,200 Reads!!
Brilliant Banner by a+o

Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.03.25   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.17 Updated: 2007.05.17 Status: COMPLETED (2949 words)

11 : Death By Pregnancy by Natural Amortentia     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 131


James is excited to be a father. Having a child, he knows, will be hard work, but he feels he's ready. It's just the stuff beforehand that begins to make him believe pregnancy can sometimes be harder on the man.

Done for LadySophieKitty's "Death By a Pregnant Woman" challenge.

This got featured as one of the Top 5 on HPFF! Thanks SO much, guys!! (Especially LogicalRaven! :D)


Genres: Fluff, General, Humor  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, OC  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2007.04.29   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.05 Updated: 2007.05.07 Status: COMPLETED (3493 words)

12 : Death Is A Sitting Room by AlexG2490     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12





Nobody really knows what the afterlife is like. Some people imagine a paradise for the righteous and eternal suffering for the sinners. On the night that Peter Pettigrew died, he experienced one last terrible conversation with a man he had once called his friend. He also found that, in his estimation, the afterlife was less like either of the previously described alternatives and more like a sitting room. Response to the challenge by Wannabe.

Genres: Drama  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: James, Pettigrew
Advisory: Mild Violence,
Published: 2007.05.05   Latest Chapter: 2007.05.05 Updated: 2007.05.05 Status: COMPLETED (1870 words)

13 : Hollow Bones and a Shallow Grave by Noblevyne     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 374




Gorgeous banner by trixytonks at TDA. The events on October 31st, 1981 were tragic and history changing. One death was needless and what if things had gone a little differently to the story we all know? What if James had survived? A widower at 21 and a single parent to the Boy Who Lived.

Genres: Angst, AU  Era: Marauders   Characters: Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, OtherCanon, Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.10.12   Latest Chapter: 2007.03.13 Updated: 2007.03.13 Status: WIP (34219 words)

14 : Career Consultation by Prefects     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12



For Cor Leonis: Charlie Weasley was stumped. He'd gone through at least a hundred pamphlets, and still hadn't found a career choice that appealed to him. Thus, he entered his consultation with a sense of dread. What made him finally decide to become a dragon tamer? Banner by sauerkraut_poet. Written by Sauerkraut_poet

Genres: General  Era: Other   Characters: Bill, Charlie, McGonagall, Oliver
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2006.06.16   Latest Chapter: 2006.06.16 Updated: 2006.07.27 Status: COMPLETED (1958 words)

15 : Of Coloured Pencils and Plastic Bags by She Who Must Not Be Named     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 126



So many children had passed through her class in the small Primary School of Little Whinging, and Miss. Morrison liked to think she remembered them all. The shy ones, who hid behind their mothers legs or curled up in their fathers protective arms; the boisterous ones, who ran in small, never ending circles with boundless energy. The smart ones and the ones who struggled, sometimes bravely and sometimes with tears and tantrums. The short ones and the tall ones, the sweet and the mischievous; they were all special to her, in their own way, and they all earned themselves a special place in her memories. All of them, that is, except for one.

Genres: Drama, Angst  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, OC
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2006.05.25   Latest Chapter: 2006.05.25 Updated: 2006.11.10 Status: COMPLETED (2568 words)

16 : The Marriage of Draconius and Ginevra by MissIzzy     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24


Five-year-old Ginny Weasley and six-year-old Draco Malfoy are taken to a Ministry party by their parents and told not to speak to each other. Naturally they seek each other out immediately.

Genres: Humor, General   Characters: Draco, Ginny
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.09.30   Latest Chapter: 2005.09.30 Updated: 2005.09.30 Status: WIP (2050 words)

17 : Surrender by timeturner     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 92


A brief hesitation…a single moment of doubt…in the blink of an eye James and Lily could’ve changed the fate of the entire wizarding world as we know it. The most private of moments, when darkness and light meet and you're faced with one life altering choice: to either have a child or not.

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Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.09.22   Latest Chapter: 2005.09.22 Updated: 2005.09.23 Status: COMPLETED (5875 words)

18 : He Made the Stars Fall by Cor_Leonis     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 94


Petunia reflects back on the first time she met James Potter. Their introduction was quite different than she'd expected it to be.

Genres: General   Characters: James, Lily
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.09.17   Latest Chapter: 2005.09.17 Updated: 2006.02.17 Status: COMPLETED (3843 words)

19 : Meet Me When It Rains by my_voice_rising     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 77




Genres: Romance, Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: Lily, Lupin  Pairings: Remus/Lily
Advisory: Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.09.16   Latest Chapter: 2005.09.16 Updated: 2007.01.29 Status: COMPLETED (882 words)

20 : Ward 49 by Sophia Montgomery     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16


Follow a young Neville, as he persuades Gran to let him reunite with his parents, learns their mind-breaking story, and visits them, at last.This three-part one shot was inspired by Pink/AmberEloquence's Neville challenge.

Genres: General, Angst   Characters: Neville
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2005.07.23   Latest Chapter: 2005.07.23 Updated: 2006.01.21 Status: COMPLETED (2677 words)

21 : Transcendence by Lucid     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 120



A one-shot in response to Melihobbits 'Transcendence' challenge, about Sirius passing through the veil, and what may lie beyond in the next life.

Genres: Angst  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew, Sirius
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.05.20   Latest Chapter: 2005.05.20 Updated: 2007.06.13 Status: COMPLETED (4061 words)

22 : Little King … Thy Kingdom Torned Asunder … by the nutty imp     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 62


Regulus means 'Little King' he was named after the constellation at the heart of Leo. This is his story.

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Genres: Drama, General, Angst  Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: James, Regulus, Sirius, Voldemort  Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2005.05.14   Latest Chapter: 2005.05.14 Updated: 2007.07.15 Status: COMPLETED (2955 words)

23 : Shapes of Things by Noblevyne     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 30


A response to Timeturner's Eulogy Challenge. Sirius' life is a memory filtered through grief and shame. Now with banner!
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Banner by the fantastic xolilyox

Genres: General, Angst  Era: Other   Characters: Lupin, Sirius
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.05.04   Latest Chapter: 2005.05.04 Updated: 2006.01.31 Status: COMPLETED (2321 words)

24 : What I should have told you by space333     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 91



A few days before the Fidelius Charm is performed, Sirius decides to give his Secret-Keeper job to Peter. If they'd let Remus into the confidence, it would have spared him Azkaban. One-shot. I'm Sirius. Talented, handsome, reckless and cool from the outside. But who cares what I look like? The truth is different. So much different. I’m twenty, and I’m scared...

Genres: General, Angst   Characters: James, Lily, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2005.04.18   Latest Chapter: 2005.04.18 Updated: 2005.09.24 Status: COMPLETED (1552 words)

25 : Ashes of December by Lily Severn     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 17



Youth is not carefree," I hiss contemptuously. " It is pain, torture, deceit, betrayal, confusion. I had all I wanted of that. Love is just one more thorn to add to the rose." " But the rose was beautiful, was it not?" Immense thanks to darkbeauty for the lovely banner!

Genres: Romance, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Snape  Pairings: Snape/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2005.04.07   Latest Chapter: 2005.04.07 Updated: 2005.09.18 Status: COMPLETED (3676 words)
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