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101 : Quidditch: The Metaphoric Dating Game by Kiara Avalon     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16


When Lily asks James to teach her how to play Quidditch, James comes up with an interesting analogy...


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2011.09.14   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.28 Updated: 2011.09.28 Status: COMPLETED (3417 words)

102 : My Possibly Crazy Neighbours by thecoolestdork13     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 522





ON HIATUS Melanie Parrish is your average muggle girl. She enjoys baking cookies, swimming, lounging in her tree house, and spying on her possibly wackado neighbors, the Potters. And then a certain Sirius Black moves in with the Potters, and Mellie soon discovers that he's mental too.
Unless . . . maybe . . . he's just hiding something?
beta'd by redherring. 
Amazing banner by afterglow @ TDA.



Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.01.30   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.22 Updated: 2011.09.22 Status: WIP (45032 words)

103 : Speaking in Rainbow by dream_BIG     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 536


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I thought it was bad enough when I got partnered with James Sirius Potter in this dumb project – that is, until Minnie cheerfully handed me our baby. Throw in a house, my-very-muggle grandmother, my very-muggle-and-deranged cousin, and I’m officially screwed to hell and back.
Bloody brilliant.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC   Pairings: James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.03.30   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.19 Updated: 2011.09.19 Status: WIP (24191 words)

104 : Love Goddesses, Overprotective Brothers, and James Potter by dobbyismyhero22     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 719


absolutely incredible banner by justonemorefic at TDA



Aphrodite Price is the name, don't wear it out. Yes, it's a weird name. Yes, I have an older brother, Apollo. No, you may not have his number. Yes, I am in love with James Sirius Potter. Any more questions?


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.09.04   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.01 Updated: 2011.09.01 Status: WIP (44235 words)

105 : Find Your Love by dream_BIG     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 276


gorgeous banner by the_tofuubeaver


I am going to kill Malfoy. I mean, being a pratty boss is one thing – that I can (barely) deal with. He can be as much of a git as he likes, as long as he doesn’t involve me in his gitfaced plans.
But when he suddenly decides that I need to be involved in his gitfaced plans…
Oh boy.
And nothing's gonna tear us apart.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.06.07   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.27 Updated: 2011.08.27 Status: WIP (11301 words)

106 : Journey by RUMBLERORE     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 55


thanks to amour. at tda for the lovely banner!

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Wow. You want to know who could be so stupid? Me. Jordan Marshall, that's who; possibly the most idiotic person ever to walk this planet. I just turned down Albus Potter. And, you know what the worst part is? He "isn't giving up that easily".

Wonderful.

Al/OC


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.08.17   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.27 Updated: 2011.08.27 Status: WIP (14152 words)

107 : Does Anyone Else Feel Like A Stalker?! by LOLIKINS     Short story collection
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 110




 Remus Lupin and Tonks are dead. Period. No if and ans or buts, and definitly no take-backs. They'll never physically be there for their son. Physically. But they'll watch over him. Join Remus Tonks, James, Lily,  even Sirius, Dumbledore and Snape as they watch over Teddy...."Does anyone else feel like a Stalker?!"
 - Awesome banner by minimouse@TDA!


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Dumbledore, Fred, Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, Sirius, Teddy, Tonks, Victoire   Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Harry/Ginny, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.07.06   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.26 Updated: 2011.08.26 Status: WIP (16484 words)

108 : Operation: Speak Now by dream_BIG     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 156


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This is it - I'm completely and utterly screwed. Honestly, if I knew being Lily Evans' best friend would come with this many occupational hazards, I would have run away screaming the moment I set eyes on her. Alas, I have a terrible sense of self-preservation; this would be another contributing factor to my current predicament, which (lucky me) just so happens to be at James Potter's wedding...and in the middle of ruining it. Damn Lily.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, OC , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.11.21   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.24 Updated: 2011.08.24 Status: WIP (7747 words)

109 : Surprises by matchmaker29     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12






awesome banner by  Girl with one eye @TDA!!!


When I heard that James Potter II was cheating on me, I was unsurprised. What did surprise me though, was that we became good friends that very same day.
 James Potter II/ OC
(mild Rose/Scorpius)


 
 
 
 
 


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.07.13   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.13 Updated: 2011.08.13 Status: COMPLETED (5846 words)

110 : Fireworks by Prongs05JP     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 38


 Banner by Stephie @ TDA :D SEQUEL IS UP - "BUTTERFLIES" :D




“Fireworks?” Victoire asked in disbelief.
“Yeah.” Teddy replied awkwardly, looking anywhere but at her. “Like there’re fireworks in your stomach and they’re all exploding.” There was a thoughtful pause whilst Victoire considered this, before she just sighed and rolled her eyes.
“You’re such a
boy,” she laughed.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.09.11   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.12 Updated: 2011.08.12 Status: COMPLETED (3313 words)

111 : The Forbidden Box by flozoeoreo     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10


 

James is burning with curiosity about the box under his parents' bed--the one he isn't allowed to open--and with the help of his siblings and cousins, he's going to find out what's in it.

*First in the 'Spies' series*


 
 
 


Genres: Fluff   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2011.07.19   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.04 Updated: 2011.08.04 Status: COMPLETED (1501 words)

112 : Seven Weddings by ilharrypotter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 100


Banner by ladycobra @ TDA!




Natalya was a slave to her checklist; Roxanne worshipped at her boyfriend's feet; Rose hid behind her constant flings; Delia was a mess no one could clean up; Parvati was a serial bride.

It took seven weddings for them to learn who they were.
 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Dean, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2011.02.23   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.02 Updated: 2011.09.10 Status: WIP (40576 words)

113 : Fortunately Unlucky by Ellinell     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 24


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Hogwarts hosting the Triwizard Tournament? I can handle. 
Beauxbatons and Durmstrang students invading our school? I’ll survive. 
Spending every single day with Scorpius Malfoy?  ...what??
 

Rose/Scorpius  ~  maybe if they survive the Tournament.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Slughorn, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.14   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.24 Updated: 2011.07.24 Status: WIP (8880 words)

114 : Planting Ideas by raznilla     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


(For DarkMarked's Bedtime Story Challenge)
Beautiful banner by CoCo786 @ TDA




Harry laughs. "Is there anything that would help you fall asleep?"
Lily thinks hard for a moment, a big frown on her little face. Then she says, "A story!"


Genres: General   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Harry, Lily (II)
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2011.07.10   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.20 Updated: 2011.07.20 Status: COMPLETED (1713 words)

115 : The World, Biscuits And Sirius Black According To Nellie OíNeill. by SexyDoorFrames     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 1493


Amazing banner byterminator@ TDA Over 162,000+ reads!†



Nellie's life was pretty simple until Izzie threw that quill at Sirius Blacks head.†

Dobby Award Winner for Best Marauders 2011!


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Regulus, Sirius, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.08.18   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.19 Updated: 2011.10.25 Status: WIP (129484 words)

116 : From a Distance by flozoeoreo     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 15


 


Rose had known who he was before, naturally...who didn't? But suddenly, she looked for him everywhere.

Scorpius had always been aware of her existence--"Stay away from that family, Scorpius," his father had warned. But he couldn't stay away from her anymore.

Rose/Scorpius
 
 New Authors Note! Read it!
 
 
 


Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2011.06.06   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.30 Updated: 2011.06.30 Status: COMPLETED (1112 words)

117 : Endless. by dream_BIG     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 72





I don’t love you.


 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.06.20   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.25 Updated: 2011.06.25 Status: COMPLETED (3935 words)

118 : Splits by DaBluBanana     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 9





Banana splits.

Ballet splits.

And couple splits.

Josh + Rebecca = Couple. Rose = Josh + major crush. Scorpius = Rebecca + secret admirer. Therefore, Rose = Rebecca + hate, and Scorpius = Josh + hate. Solve for Scorpius + Rose = breakup-plan-partners. What could possibly go wrong?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.01.28   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.22 Updated: 2011.06.22 Status: WIP (6985 words)

119 : Two Pairs of Hearts by stepnhunguyen     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 32


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My best friend, Ari, is absolutely hilarious. She told me that she wanted me to play cupid (kapow!) for her and James Potter the Second (Gryffindor; Quidditch extraordinaire, you've probably heard of him). Oh ho ho ho; isn't that funny? I'm just rolling around in my laughter. I think I'm cr- Wait. She's serious?†

Somehow it's not funny anymore.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.09.05   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.19 Updated: 2011.06.19 Status: WIP (13256 words)

120 : Joke's On Me by bestlies     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12





All summer. Not a week, not even a month. Rose Weasley is stuck all summer working at Weasley Wizard Wheezes - all because she had beat up Scorpius. And to make matters worse? He's working three shops down because his dad is mad he got beat up by a girl.



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, George, Hugo, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.05.27   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.01 Updated: 2011.06.01 Status: WIP (1221 words)

121 : Side Effects by wildebeastes     Short story collection
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 49





Ilana reckons that nine months before she and her sister were born, Zara's little egg attached itself to her little egg and sucked out all the good genes. And, despite that being scientifically impossible, everyone else seems to agree.

Including Hugo, her so-called "best friend."

A story written by dream_BIG and still_fly.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.05.08   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.24 Updated: 2011.05.24 Status: WIP (6315 words)

122 : I Love Lucy by potterwriter340237     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 43


Beauty Banner by Alora at TDA: Amazing Beta-Raielle



Experiencing what she thought was a near death occurrence, Lucy Weasley revealed all her deepest secrets to a complete stranger...
“I have always had a huge, completely unrequited, crush on my cousin’s husband...”
And the worst part? Her confidant is a Muggle.
"Holy Mother of Ravenclaw, I was going to need one heck of a Memory Charm."

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), Molly, Percy, Rose, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.07.10   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.19 Updated: 2011.05.19 Status: WIP (8003 words)

123 : Catch Me. by dream_BIG     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 83







Promise you’ll catch me when I fall for you.

 

(Lily/James)


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.04.06   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.17 Updated: 2011.05.17 Status: COMPLETED (4297 words)

124 : Knock You Down by emmapotter     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 87


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SEQUEL IS NOW UP! :D





Sometimes love comes around
And it knocks you down
Just get back up
When it knocks you down

- Knock You Down, Keri Hilson
He knocked me on my face, literally and figuratively. And I liked it very very much. 
I, Lily Luna Potter, was in love with him, whether I liked it or not. Not that I'd not like it, I mean, have you seen him?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.04.16   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.16 Updated: 2011.05.16 Status: COMPLETED (25248 words)

125 : Breaking Up The Marauders by Pretty Purple Pelican     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 776


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It seemed like a brilliant plan to destroy the Marauders from the inside out. But when feelings get involved, Lily and her friends get more than they bargained for. Once the plan is set in motion, there is no stopping it.

**currently undergoing MAJOR revamping. Chapter Five is completed.**

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.03.06   Latest Chapter: 2011.05.16 Updated: 2011.05.20 Status: COMPLETED (29614 words)
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