Penname: swirling_vortex
Member Since: 2004.11.17

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1 : My...er, Dog? by swirling_vortex     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 339



When you leave King's Cross station at the beginning of summer holidays, you find a big stray black dog. You take it home and give it the care it deserves...after all, it's a lonely, mistreated stray, right? Okay, maybe not...

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: James, OC, Sirius Black  Pairings: Others
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2005.04.06 Updated: 2005.04.07 Status: WIP (8563 words)

2 : Taking Care of Baby Harry by swirling_vortex     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 15   Reviews: 290



James and Lily are married now, and they have a baby named Harry. Remus and Sirius come visiting one day...and a whole fiasco...er, enjoyable adventure sprouts. Originally PG but a certain reference forced me to change to PG-13. READ READ READ!!!

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2004.11.21   Latest Chapter: 2005.03.14 Updated: 2005.03.14 Status: Abandoned (10575 words)

3 : The Brain of Ronald Weasley by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 49


No one expects Ronald Bilius Weasley's brain to be filled with profound thoughts and revelations. And guess what? It isn't! What does Ron think about? The idea popped (pop!) into my head at 11 PM and wouldn't go away. So it's okay if you don't like it.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.03.06   Latest Chapter: 2005.03.06 Updated: 2005.03.16 Status: Abandoned (939 words)

4 : The Face-Off by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 40


This is the SEQUEL to "Defeating Pottie," which is the SEQUEL to "Defeating Voldie," which is the SEQUEL to "The Golden Trio Reads Fanfiction." If you don't read those you won't understand this.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2005.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2005.02.22 Updated: 2005.02.22 Status: COMPLETED (666 words)

5 : A Curse and a Choice by swirling_vortex     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 57



You are Andromache Challis and you are a fifth-year Gryffindor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The Marauders are in your year. What if both Remus Lupin and Sirius Black were falling for you? What if you couldnít choose?

Genres: Romance, Angst   Characters: James, Lily, Narcissa, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape  Pairings: Others
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2004.12.10   Latest Chapter: 2005.01.15 Updated: 2005.04.04 Status: WIP (3561 words)

6 : The Diary of Albus Dumbledore by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 29



Ever wondered what's on Dumbledore's mind? Find out by reading his diary!! This is my apology to my readers who waited almost a month for the next chapter of "Taking Care of Baby Harry"

Genres: Humor   Characters: Dumbledore
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2005.01.05 Updated: 2005.03.18 Status: COMPLETED (548 words)

7 : Yule Ball Madness by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 23



Well, it's the nightmare that Ron and Harry hoped would never come true...THE YULE BALL. Yes...and asking out girls is still not any easier...

Genres: Romance, Humor   Characters: Cho, Draco, Dumbledore, Fred/George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Ron
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.12.13   Latest Chapter: 2004.12.15 Updated: 2005.04.04 Status: WIP (1208 words)

8 : Pairing Up by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24


A present to my friends, the Residents of the Happy Corner, written by their favorite Honorary Sophomore!! *grin* Go ahead and read!!

Genres: Romance, Humor, Fluff   Characters:
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.12.08   Latest Chapter: 2004.12.08 Updated: 2004.12.08 Status: COMPLETED (1194 words)

9 : Special Holiday Package!! by swirling_vortex     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 7


OKAY, PEOPLE, HERE IS AN APOLOGY: hpff.com DELETED "DEFEATING VOLDIE" AND "THE FACE-OFF": THIS IS A DEFECTIVE HOLIDAY PACKAGE. This is a special holiday package!! All of the great *cough cough* Harry-reading-fanfic stories...in ONE bag!! Contains "The Golden Trio Reads Fanfiction," "Defeating Voldie," "Defeating Pottie," and "The Face-Off"!! Great holiday gift!!

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2004.12.05   Latest Chapter: 2004.12.05 Updated: 2004.12.06 Status: Abandoned (1495 words)

10 : Defeating Pottie by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 53


THIS IS THE MUCH BETTER SEQUEL TO "DEFEATING VOLDIE" MUCH FUNNIER, AS MY FRIEND PHOENIX HELPED. THANK YOU PHOENIX.

Genres: Humor, Fluff   Characters: Harry, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2004.12.01   Latest Chapter: 2004.12.01 Updated: 2004.12.08 Status: COMPLETED (681 words)

11 : Defeating Voldie by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 57


The is the SEQUEL to "The Golden Trio Reads Fanfiction." Read that one first. It is a short one-shot.

Genres: Humor   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.12.01   Latest Chapter: 2004.12.01 Updated: 2004.12.06 Status: COMPLETED (578 words)

12 : The Golden Trio Reads Fanfiction by swirling_vortex     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 118


What happens when Harry, Ron, and Hermione stumble upon harrypotterfanfiction.com? A pointless one-shot fic, that's what. Note: even though the warning says "Contains slash (same sex pairing)" there is no ACTUAL slash, just a really, REALLY vague reference. YAAY!! THE SEQUEL IS UP!! It is called "Defeating Voldie."

Genres: Humor, Fluff   Characters:
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2004.11.30   Latest Chapter: 2004.11.30 Updated: 2004.12.06 Status: COMPLETED (814 words)
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