Penname: UNICORN_TURDS
Member Since: 2010.02.25

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1 : Crush by UNICORN_TURDS     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 30


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I, Rose Weasley, am hopelessly infatuated with Scorpius Malfoy.
This is very, very bad.
a) He's dating my best friend and cousin, Dominique.
b) I am ugly. Ergo, he is way out of my league.
c) He hates me. And I'm supposed to hate him back.

Whoops?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.02.25   Latest Chapter: 2011.02.06 Updated: 2011.02.06 Status: WIP (8035 words)

2 : You Belong with Me by UNICORN_TURDS     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16


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Armed with a fiesty red-head, A Plan That Will Not Work (Due to my Severe Lack of Hotness) and a couple thousand tubs of chocolate ice cream, I'm out to do the impossible - make my best friend James realize that I'm perfect for him. You know, after I break him up with the heartless wench he's so desperately in love with.
Oh, the joys of being a walking cliché.



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.06.14   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.19 Updated: 2010.06.19 Status: WIP (3451 words)
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