|Penname:||Tim the Enchanter||Member Since:||2009.08.19|
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Salutations, reader! I am Tim the Enchanter, also known as Pseudonym Sam on some other sites. Obviously, I happen to like Harry Potter. My other interests include history, military history, and various miscellany.
Dieter Heydrich is a model German boy. He has perfect Aryan complexion, is an exemplary member of the Hitler Youth, and is fanatically loyal to his beloved Führer.
But on his eleventh birthday, Dieter discovers a hidden magical world led by an extraordinary wizard named Gellert Grindelwald…
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Genres: Drama, General, Horror/Dark Era: Pre-Hogwarts Characters: Grindelwald , OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.09.03 Latest Chapter: 2011.01.06 Updated: 2011.06.26 Status: WIP (84329 words)
Our fanfic has NO plot, NO character development, and NO purpose, and we suffer daily inside our tyrannical author's cruel computer. We characters deserve better than this! We have the right to be Hogwarts students in a NORMAL STORY!
Reader, take heart by our example! No longer will we characters be victimised by our author - we will set things right! Now begins the ABSURD FANFIC REVOLUTION!
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Genres: General, Humor, Action/Adventure Era: Post-Hogwarts Characters: OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence
Published: 2009.08.19 Latest Chapter: 2010.07.12 Updated: 2010.07.12 Status: WIP (24543 words)
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Hogwarts is under attack! Will Harry Potter, King Leonidas, and Remy the Rat be able to save the day?!?!
A thoroughly stupid crossover of Harry Potter, 300, and Ratatouille.
Genres: Crossover, Humor, Action/Adventure Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence
Published: 2009.12.21 Latest Chapter: 2010.02.12 Updated: 2010.02.12 Status: COMPLETED (2418 words)
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The war against Voldemort is not going well. The Ministry of Magic has fallen and the Order of the Phoenix is scattered. Harry Potter and his friends are ruthlessly hunted by Voldemort and his Death Eaters. There is no end in sight for our heroes…
BUT SUDDENLY, OUT OF THE DARKNESS, ABSURDITY INTERVENES!
Genres: Humor Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, OC , Voldemort
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.08.19 Latest Chapter: 2009.10.10 Updated: 2009.10.10 Status: WIP (13642 words)