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: And Love Prevails by Phoenix_Flames
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 20 Reviews: 83
banner by .asperity 
Dominique Weasley finds herself feeling at home in a place and time she never knew she could. She intertwines her fate with a man who is on the run from Death, and it then becomes her ultimate decision to either return home or stay with the man she has come to love, Ignotus Peverell, and perhaps rewrite history all the while.
Keckers 2013 Most Addicting Story
Genres: Drama, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Other Characters: OtherCanon Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Published: 2011.09.15 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.20 Updated: 2013.05.20 Status: WIP
(91096 words)
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: Muggle Studies by AC_rules
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 11 Reviews: 155
Wonderful banner by kaileena_sands @tda
Archibald Penrose had a rubbish job: poor students, low levels of respect, high causality rates and some degree of amusement (depending on how you look at things).
Why the hell would anyone want to be a muggle studies teacher?
TGS winner: Best OC
Update: A Good Sport. Archibald meets Sport's Day.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Next Generation Characters: Albus, Lily (II)
Published: 2011.10.16 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.06 Updated: 2013.05.06 Status: WIP
(34005 words)
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: Weather for Ducks by peppersweet
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 22 Reviews: 195
justonemorefic @ TDA strikes again
romance is dead.
sequel to starving artists: a tale of tartan, kittens,
and the impending zombie apocalypse.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Percy, Scorpius, Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Published: 2011.10.21 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.27 Updated: 2013.05.11 Status: COMPLETED
(79813 words)
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: Heaven Can Wait by Pen2Paper
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 7 Reviews: 167
Absolutely breathtaking banner by Violet Ephemera!
"Mudblood"
The word hung in the air for a long moment. No one who heard it knew the full gravity of it. They knew what it meant, sure. But why was it said? What happened next? ...
Chapter 7 is up :) 13-04-13
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Published: 2011.12.02 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.24 Updated: 2013.04.24 Status: WIP
(43891 words)
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: Honour Among Thieves by starryskies55
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 19 Reviews: 281
amazing banner by littlemissy at TDA!
If you're not loyal to your family, who are you loyal to?
If you're not honest with your friends, who are you honest with?
2012 Dobby finalist in Best Mystery, Best Villain, Best Plot Twist, Best Action/Adventure, and Most Original Story.
Gryffie Golden Paw Awards: 'Best Weasley' for Rose for 2013 and 'Best Mischief' in 2012
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire, OtherCanon Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2012.01.08 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.21 Updated: 2013.04.21 Status: WIP
(68070 words)
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: etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 17 Reviews: 714
Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend — identity unknown.
Let the witch hunt begin.
a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and school politics
— 2012 Dobby Winner: Best OC | TGS: Best Comedy, Best Dialogue —
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Skeeter, Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Published: 2011.02.22 Latest Chapter: 2013.03.24 Updated: 2013.04.28 Status: WIP
(68265 words)
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: Welcome to Blunderland by peppersweet
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 24 Reviews: 256
zoomified new banner by contour @ tda
Flora Lancaster is a wallflower with a sweet tooth, a cat called Willoughby,
and a crush on Myron Wagtail. So why is Albus Potter interested in her?
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Albus, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Published: 2012.01.08 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.30 Updated: 2013.04.24 Status: COMPLETED
(91939 words)
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: Delicate by padfoot4ever
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 35 Reviews: 7605
Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden Snitch for Best Next Generation.
Rose ‘Red’ Weasley is pregnant."I’m not old enough to become a mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" She's trying to adjust to the news."I’m never leaving this bathroom again." She’s not taking it well.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire, OtherCanon Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Published: 2008.01.27 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.14 Updated: 2013.01.14 Status: COMPLETED
(145821 words)
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: How to tame a Marauder by melian
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 62 Reviews: 3726
As Sirius led me around the room, I took a deep breath. "So, was it a bet or a dare?"
"What do you mean?" he asked. When his eyes drifted to James I grinned.
"Don't play dumb. You'd never ask me to dance in a million years. Besides, Potter just gave you the thumbs up."
He groaned. "Are we really that obvious? OK yes, it was a dare."
banner: .Candy @TDA
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC
Published: 2009.02.10 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.12 Updated: 2013.01.12 Status: COMPLETED
(300758 words)
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: The Anatomy of Genius by Violet Gryfindor
One-shot Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 15
 There were some who called James Potter a genius. Lily preferred "idiot."
Natural ability made him arrogant, reckless, and unpredictable.
If there was one thing that she detested most, it was the unpredictable.
Genres: Drama, Young Adult Warnings: Strong Language, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Marauders Characters: Lily, James Pairings: James/Lily
Published: 2012.10.08 Latest Chapter: 2012.12.30 Updated: 2012.12.30 Status: COMPLETED
(4131 words)
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: Welcome to Mars by Violet Gryfindor
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 3 Reviews: 26
Winner of 2012 Kecker Awards for Best Next-Generation and Best Couple!
Welcome to adulthood, Rose Weasley.
The sequel to Winner Takes All.
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Teddy, Albus, Rose, Victoire, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing
Published: 2011.09.20 Latest Chapter: 2012.11.07 Updated: 2013.01.23 Status: WIP
(12867 words)
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: Prime Suspects by Phoenix_Flames
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 35 Reviews: 336
| beautiful banner by .asperity |
Acclaimed Auror for his metamorphmagus abilities, Teddy Lupin, is about to become Scorpius Malfoy for a murder case involving Rose Weasley. And in his opinion, Scorpius Malfoy is not as good looking as him.
2012 BEST MYSTERY DOBBY WINNER
2012 Best Plot Twist Runner-Up @ TGS
Keckers 2012 Best Chaptered Story Winner
Genres: Mystery, Romance, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Rose Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Published: 2011.08.11 Latest Chapter: 2012.10.23 Updated: 2012.10.23 Status: COMPLETED
(136359 words)
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: Sweet Talk by roguebludger
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 5 Reviews: 22
My name is Truly Adams, and I haven't spoken a word outside of classes since my first year at Hogwarts. All that changes when I'm stuck on the Hogwarts Express with the Marauders. Who knew that one word would open the door to a boatload of experiences I would have never imagined.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Remus/OC, James/Lily
Published: 2011.06.09 Latest Chapter: 2012.07.03 Updated: 2012.07.03 Status: WIP
(11261 words)
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: Inexplicably in Love by charlottetrips
One-shot Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 30
banner// insomniatic @ tda
There weren’t any words he knew of to describe what he felt for his wife, even in the six other languages he had studied and the additional one he’d made up. There weren’t any symbols he could string together to describe in simple formulas or complicated equations what made her and him fit together.
Luna/Rolf
beta'd by Beeezie
Genres: Fluff, Romance Warnings: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Post-Hogwarts Characters: Luna, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing
Published: 2012.02.11 Latest Chapter: 2012.06.05 Updated: 2012.06.05 Status: COMPLETED
(900 words)
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: Out of Time by Violet Gryfindor
Novella Rating: 15+ Chapters: 12 Reviews: 152
2012 Dobby Winner of Best Novella/Short Story ; Finalist for Most Original Story Falling backwards through time, Lily Potter becomes entangled in the course of history. Past, present, and future collide, leaving Lily uncertain of who she is and, most of all, who she will become.
Winner of SamMalfoy's Time Travel Challenge ; banner by ForgottenFace
Genres: Horror/Dark, Mystery, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Other Characters: Moody, Lily (II), OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing
Published: 2011.03.24 Latest Chapter: 2012.05.05 Updated: 2013.04.02 Status: COMPLETED
(40207 words)
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: To Bloody Your Hands by Maybe Someday
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 20 Reviews: 186
Wonderful banner by shotgun_sarcasm @ TDA
Human morals are lost during the Games the Death Eaters created years ago. Twenty students are sent into an Arena, with no idea what they will be facing. Only one will come out alive. But this years' Games will be different.
The Hunger Games Crossover.
7500+ views! Thanks to everyone!
Genres: Crossover, Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Other Characters: OC Pairings: OC/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2010.06.22 Latest Chapter: 2012.04.02 Updated: 2012.04.02 Status: WIP
(37743 words)
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: The Dream of One Night by Renfair
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 39 Reviews: 1014
Banner by JoanneK@TDA
2008 HPFF Dobby Finalist, 2 Gluttony P.I. Awards
Regardless of what others may think of him, Severus Snape is a brave man. However, a Dark secret in his past makes him fearful of what could happen if he gives into the feelings he is developing for his apprentice, Avrille. What he doesn't know is that her love might just save his life.
Genres: Drama, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Hogwarts Characters: Dumbledore, Hagrid, Snape, Sprout, Lucius, Fred, George, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Snape/OC
Published: 2007.10.29 Latest Chapter: 2012.02.28 Updated: 2012.03.27 Status: COMPLETED
(170336 words)
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: Finster, Ella by Skylar
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 26 Reviews: 549
(Banner by sundrops) Ella Finster and Oliver Wood.
He’s the popular Quidditch captain, she’s the resident geek. He’s got a fan club, she’s got a weird best friend. He’s arrogant, she’s sarcastic. He’s hot….she’s not.
In a normal world they should never meet but when was Hogwarts normal? With a dab of magic, a sprinkle of romance and the two most unlikely godmothers the Cinderella tale gets a Hogwarts twist.
Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Percy, Cedric, Fred, George, Oliver, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing
Published: 2008.04.13 Latest Chapter: 2012.01.26 Updated: 2012.01.26 Status: WIP
(173433 words)
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: Haunted: the Life and Times of Regulus Arcturus Black by Jenna822
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 82 Reviews: 393
New Banner by tina.loves @ TDA 
Regulus Arcturus Black 1961 - 1979 (Brother. Slytherin. Death Eater. Traitor.)
The agonizing tale of the final three years of his life.
What caused the young Death Eater to turn away from his path?
What could make a person betray Lord Voldemort?
Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Kreacher, James, Regulus, Bellatrix, R. Lestrange, Voldemort, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Published: 2010.03.11 Latest Chapter: 2011.12.31 Updated: 2011.12.31 Status: COMPLETED
(165868 words)
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: Like A Romance Novel by javct
Novella Rating: 15+ Chapters: 2 Reviews: 25
3rd place in pottersinsomniac "Doctor Who Crossover" Challenge | Banner by socal
Hermione needed a break. So, moving to the secluded town of Clevedon, she attempts to start again. Everything was going perfectly, that was until a mysterious man with a bowtie and a blue box appeared claiming to know everything about her. Even things that haven't happened yet.
Genres: Crossover, Romance, AU Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Post-Hogwarts Characters: Ron, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Luna, OC/OC
Published: 2011.10.15 Latest Chapter: 2011.12.06 Updated: 2011.12.06 Status: WIP
(2070 words)
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: Because I Love You by writergirl8
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 21 Reviews: 259
Banner by Piglet .
Sixth year is not at all going according to plan for Ron. Not only does he end up dating Lavender, he's being forced to take a potion that shows him what would happen if his deepest regret had gone his way. It's hard to dream about what life would be like if Ron had taken Hermione to the Yule Ball. But when Ron realizes that Hermione is dreaming the same dream, school becomes just a little more confusing, a little more exciting, and a little more romantic. COMPLETE!
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, McGonagall, Slughorn, Trelawney, Krum, Ginny Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/OC
Published: 2010.12.07 Latest Chapter: 2011.10.21 Updated: 2011.10.21 Status: COMPLETED
(67537 words)
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: Wizard's Sabbath: Prologue by Bella_Portia
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 15 Reviews: 129
This is the story of Severus Snape and his parents. Begin with a familiar, if painful, event during in the Marauder Era. Learn how his parents, Tobias and Eileen met and how they came to wed. Then examine Snape's own dark secrets. Inspired by the One Artist Challenge & music of Black Sabbath. Wonderful banner by chiQs09 at eHPF.
Genres: Drama, Angst Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Lucius, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Snape/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2007.10.10 Latest Chapter: 2011.09.29 Updated: 2011.10.09 Status: WIP
(69439 words)
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: Starving Artists by peppersweet
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 22 Reviews: 503
best next generation - 2011 dobby & golden snitch awards
starvingly artistic banner by justonemorefic @ TDA!  Lucy Weasley doesn't know what to do with her life. Luckily, there's art school.
a tale of existentialism, sequins, dark room photography, ducks, and wibbly love.
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Percy, Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Published: 2010.05.01 Latest Chapter: 2011.09.15 Updated: 2012.09.11 Status: COMPLETED
(109261 words)
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: Operation: Speak Now by dream_BIG
Short story Rating: Mature Chapters: 4 Reviews: 160
incredible.bannerjustonemorefic
This is it - I'm completely and utterly screwed. Honestly, if I knew being Lily Evans' best friend would come with this many occupational hazards, I would have run away screaming the moment I set eyes on her. Alas, I have a terrible sense of self-preservation; this would be another contributing factor to my current predicament, which (lucky me) just so happens to be at James Potter's wedding...and in the middle of ruining it. Damn Lily.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Marauders Characters: Sirius, Lily, James, OC Pairings: James/Lily, Other Pairing
Published: 2010.11.21 Latest Chapter: 2011.08.24 Updated: 2011.08.24 Status: WIP
(7747 words)
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: Irrational by RonsGirlFriday
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 9 Reviews: 233
Loverly banner by .felixfelicis @ TDA || Golden Snitches Runner-Up 2009: Best Minor Character (Audrey) || Golden Snitches Winner 2010: Most Romantic Fic & Smexiest Character (Percy)
Being rational is highly overrated.
Percy/Audrey
Genres: Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Post-Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Arthur, Molly, Percy, George, Ginny, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Published: 2009.08.13 Latest Chapter: 2011.08.20 Updated: 2011.08.20 Status: WIP
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