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1 : All is NOT Fair in Love and War by Yoshi_Kitten     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 36   Reviews: 443


Banner: LilyEvansPotter at TDA  --  Beta's: Jane_Volturi & MrsJaydeMalfoy



When Lucius Malfoy is forced to make a difficult decision; he gives his only son up to the Order of the Phoenix, in the hopes that they will protect him from Lord Voldemort. And with nowhere else to go, Draco is now stuck living at the Burrow with the Weasley’s. But when a new witch from America moves in too, things start to get... interesting.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Draco, Lucius, Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort  Pairings: Draco/OC, Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Lucius/Narcissa, Remus/Tonks
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.12.09   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.14 Updated: 2014.06.14 Status: WIP (262400 words)

2 : Tainted by magicinthemoonlight29     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 15   Reviews: 101


Amazing banner by Inverness at TDA!



In all honesty, I don’t know how it happened. Suddenly, everything in my life was different. My friends were abandoning me one by one, and soon even my parents had turned their backs on me. I couldn’t explain why I wouldn’t give up on him. I had never even liked him, but something was telling me that he needed me. So I ran straight into the cataclysm that was Scorpius Malfoy and never looked back.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst  Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, Lily (II), OC, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2008.07.23   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.30 Updated: 2013.12.30 Status: WIP (25758 words)

3 : Healing by 1917farmgirl     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 276



Amazingly wonderful banner by .Equus @ TDA!

Wars end, but healing takes time and courage, especially in the face of so many changes.  Follow beloved characters as they learn that life can and does go on, that family can mean more than blood relations, and that it's okay to love and laugh again.

Special thanks to theelderwand for beta and muse help!


Genres: Drama, Humor, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.09.30   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.07 Updated: 2013.04.07 Status: WIP (49096 words)

4 : Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 7929


Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden Snitch for Best Next Generation.








Rose ‘Red’ Weasley is pregnant."I’m not old enough to become a mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" She's trying to adjust to the news."I’m never leaving this bathroom again."  She’s not taking it well.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.14 Updated: 2013.01.14 Status: COMPLETED (145821 words)

5 : My Sister's Fiancť by HPsmartone32     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 859






insane banner was made by hysteria at TDA.
The party was supposed to be fun. I mean I successfully completed my education at Hogwarts: cause for celebration, right? Well, according to Grandma Weasley, it was.  During said party, it must have slipped my mind that firewhiskey is a tricky substance and when combined with two heartbroken people it's even worse. That fact along with one huge mistake made me, Dominique Weasley, pregnant with My Sister's Fiancé's kid.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Bill, Fleur, Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.10.23   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.16 Updated: 2012.07.16 Status: WIP (114902 words)

6 : Malice by Erised     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 234


Lovely banner by Erminia! // Winner of 'Best Story Within Potential' @ TGS
Part one in the Malice series




The wizarding world is changed.


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure   Era: Other   Characters: OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.05.04   Latest Chapter: 2012.05.04 Updated: 2012.05.04 Status: COMPLETED (65469 words)

7 : Dream for me by sarina     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 78


Amazing banner by SwissMiss at TDA!









 

Darryl is probably not the idiot I have made him out to be, but I am still not sure whether he would be able to take it. I can’t just walk up to him and say: “Hey Darryl, the weather’s fine today, isn’t it? Oh, and besides, I’m two months pregnant with your baby.” Just not gonna happen.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Young Adult   Era: Other   Characters: OC   Pairings: OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.08.17   Latest Chapter: 2012.03.28 Updated: 2012.03.28 Status: WIP (8455 words)

8 : Still Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 10970


Wonderful new banner by PhoenixAlthor @ TDA.





Five and a half years after the birth of her child, Rose Weasley feels her life is about to go in a new direction. Things can only get better. Well, they can't get any worse...or so she reckons.  
A story about love, life, friendship, family...and an annoying cousin that will never stop calling her Red.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.28 Updated: 2012.02.28 Status: COMPLETED (142007 words)

9 : The Morning Waffle by RonsGirlFriday     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 454


Banner by prospero @ TDA || TGS Awards: Best Comedy, Best Dialogue





This is Fred Weasley, and you're listening to The Morning Waffle, where we talk about absolutely everything and absolutely nothing.  Apparently it isn't enough that I have the highest ratings on the network -- now we have to do this blasted competition to make sure Stan Boringsworth doesn't steal my air time.  Raj got us into this, and by Merlin, I'm going to get us out!


Genres: Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.06.05   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.06 Updated: 2011.09.06 Status: WIP (37127 words)

10 : Two Halves by xoxocaitt     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 71


  stunning banner by GinnyPotter25 @TDA

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Ted was always part something and never whole anything. I think it annoys him a bit to be honest. I’ve always been grateful for it though, it’s what holds the two of us together…because I’m the same way. But its okay, because no matter how incomplete we are, we've got each other.


Genres: General, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.02.14   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.02 Updated: 2011.08.02 Status: WIP (36298 words)

11 : Immaculate by The Forgotten Muse     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 41


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Victoire Weasley was forced into modeling by her mother at a young age. Once she quits, all her relations ditch her...save Teddy Lupin. Six years later, she tries to get her life back together and trust people again. The hard part is, everyone only sees her as the model she left behind years ago.

WIP again as of 7-10-2011


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Bill, Fleur, James (II), OC , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.06.08   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.10 Updated: 2011.07.10 Status: WIP (13516 words)

12 : Close To Crazy by Jane_Volturi     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 55


Stunning Banner by tresor @ TDA



Rose Weasley loves Christmas (I bloody hate the occassion, Weasley Christmases are beyond ridiculous!) She loves her family to pieces (We have nothing in common!) This year, she's going to be positive and do her best to enjoy the festive holiday (Why my parents can’t see sense and fake our deaths so we don’t have to spend another Christmas with them ever again, I don’t know!)


Genres: Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Arthur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), Ron, Rose , Teddy  Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.10.28   Latest Chapter: 2011.04.02 Updated: 2011.04.02 Status: COMPLETED (5065 words)

13 : Klutzinator by Burnt Cheese     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 378


bannerby |SwissMiss|


I'm Rose Weasley - impossibly clumsy, vertically challenged, hopelessly klutzy and completely useless at anything requiring even a small modicum of balance (as a klutz, I don't do balance). Naturally, I'm also one of the lousiest Quidditch players ever. So, remind me why I'm standing in the middle of the Quidditch pitch, clutching a broomstick with my stiff, terrified fingers and freezing my behind off? Rose/Scorpius

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.06.25   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.09 Updated: 2011.03.09 Status: WIP (47034 words)

14 : Still Waters by XharrysdarlingX     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 93




Banner by Draco_Luva @TDA's. First he was her tutor. He quickly became her hero. He turned into her friend. Finally he took her heart. 
She was just his student. She became someone he wanted to help. She turned into his friend. Finally, when it came right down to it, she was someone he coudln't let go.
Right? Wrong? Moral? Ethical? Weird? Sweet? Cedric Diggory didn't know what it was, all he knew was that he needed Luna Lovegood in his life.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Cedric, Cho, Fleur, Harry, Krum, Luna   Pairings: Other Pairing, Cho/Cedric, Hermione/Krum
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.09.03   Latest Chapter: 2011.01.14 Updated: 2011.01.14 Status: WIP (31063 words)

15 : The Unbreakable Vow by subtle_plan     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 141



At one point during their childhood Teddy and Victoire make an Unbreakable Vow, swearing to never fall in love with one another. Naturally they were quite unaware of the consequences their childish actions would one day have and how they would come to regret them.

Ten years later the pair face mutual attraction, infatuation, temptation and lust; all of which they have to banish in order to stay alive.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Bill, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, James (II), OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.01.01   Latest Chapter: 2010.11.24 Updated: 2010.11.24 Status: WIP (16154 words)

16 : Alone by Icestorm     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 6






Thank you forever_and_a_day @ TDA for the coolio-est banner ever!

I awoke... lost, afraid, confused... Alone.

Genres: Horror/Dark, Mystery, Action/Adventure   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, OC, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.10.21   Latest Chapter: 2010.09.23 Updated: 2010.09.23 Status: WIP (2749 words)

17 : Monday, Monday by Inti     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 200



banner|Violet@tda
2009 Golden Snitches: Winner for Best First Person, Runner-up for Best Next-Gen
2010 Golden Snitches: Finalist for Best Next-Gen and Best Comedy
Louis Weasley is back! Two years older and none the wiser. Working for the Ministry while living with three attractive and devious Louboutin-wearing revolutionaries, heís just about holding it together. A story about politics, pretty shoes and the 27 or so reasons not to fall in love with your sisters best friend.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Bill, Charlie, Fleur, Harry, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.08.03   Latest Chapter: 2010.09.06 Updated: 2010.09.06 Status: WIP (17680 words)

18 : Life in Composition by FannyPrice     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 87





Teddy Lupin is exactly the person that everybody needs. He is another child to his grandmother, indulgent big brother to little Lily Potter, and Victoire Weasley's ever-faithful best friend. When expectations become overwhelming, it seems that Teddy is drowning in variations of himself. Standing on the cusp of adulthood, he must choose between living for others or living for himself. Formerly Personal Growth

Genres: Drama, General, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Andromeda, Bill, Fleur, Harry, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.09.21   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.09 Updated: 2010.07.09 Status: WIP (48715 words)

19 : Electric Twist by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 75


Beautiful banner by lotrfan185!





And the touch of your lips it's a shock not a kiss.


Roxanne Weasley was determined to get through one day of work without staring at Teddy Lupin (and his perfect bum). She hasn’t been successful thus far, but tomorrow’s another day. Maybe then, she can decide what she would do if he ever stared back.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, George, Harry, James (II), Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.10.31   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.08 Updated: 2010.07.08 Status: Abandoned (39062 words)

20 : A Tale of Felix Felicis by Jellyman     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 237


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James Potter has problems.
His irresponsible best friend is in possession of some highly illicit luck potion; Lily Evans still hates his guts; and his other best friend has been turned into a block of cheese.
Couple this with an irritable werewolf with a penchant for tarty girls; a charmed mirror that shows exactly what you want; and an insane gaggle of first years, ready and willing for anything, and it's the recipe for a very interesting weekend.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: Filch, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.05.17   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.06 Updated: 2010.07.06 Status: COMPLETED (11463 words)

21 : Winging It by Miss Lily Potter     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 59


Beautiful banner by weasleys_rule @ TDA! :D








For six friends, this is war. For six friends, this is the end.

"Sirius, why are you wearing a paper bag?"
"I seem to have misplaced my pants."

That, however, isn't stopping them from having fun.

Oh, fluffernutter.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Pettigrew , Regulus, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.09.14   Latest Chapter: 2010.07.01 Updated: 2010.07.01 Status: WIP (14074 words)

22 : The Godfather by adoranymph     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 108




How do you go on as the hero of a wizarding war, unrequitedly love a fiery redhead, finish schooling then train to be an Auror, AND be godfather to the orphaned son of a playful yet clumsy Metamorphmagus and a former Marauder werewolf?!!! 

Harry Potter wondered the same thing.... (Marauder's Inheritance installment)

NEW CHAPTER FINALLY UP!

Genres: Drama, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Andromeda, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Ron, Shacklebolt, Teddy, Umbridge, Victoire   Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Bill/Fleur, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.04.09   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.30 Updated: 2010.07.02 Status: WIP (27397 words)

23 : For Your Eyes Only by Abhorsen     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 36



Three years after Dumbledore's demise, the English wizarding world is beginning to crumble under the weight of the war. When the cavalry, a group of Americans with selective amnesia, arrives, can they make a difference? AU after HBP, Absolutely kickin' banner by: RyleeAnn
 


Genres: Drama, Action/Adventure, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Lupin, McGonagall, Moody, OC , R. Lestrange, Ron, Tonks  Pairings: OC/OC, Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.12.30   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.27 Updated: 2010.07.12 Status: WIP (13165 words)

24 : Just Another Midnight Run by momotwins     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 321




Banner - Girldetective85

“Malicious lingering, no violent priors. Should be just another midnight run.” I decided he didn't need to know the bit about the Dark objects. I was starting to like the idea of taking this guy down. I'd finally be like a real bounty hunter. I took down a Dark wizard, I'd say. Sort of.


Genres: Humor, Mystery, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione, Hugo, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Ron, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.05.12   Latest Chapter: 2010.05.21 Updated: 2012.05.27 Status: COMPLETED (59939 words)

25 : Remedy by Groundswell     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 56





James' life is not as it should be. He can't play Quidditch as he used to anymore, he lost the girl he loves, he barely talks to his friends anymore and he drinks too much on the rocks. Furthermore, Lily Evans seems to always be there when he's in the weakest state.
Thatís the way things are. Karma screws you over and life hates you and wants to see you lie on the ground, howling in pain.

Does it ever stop?


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: James , Lily, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Lily/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.08.04   Latest Chapter: 2010.05.10 Updated: 2010.05.10 Status: COMPLETED (18412 words)
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