Penname: Burnt Cheese
Member Since: 2009.02.01

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1 : Klutzinator by Burnt Cheese     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 378

bannerby |SwissMiss|

I'm Rose Weasley - impossibly clumsy, vertically challenged, hopelessly klutzy and completely useless at anything requiring even a small modicum of balance (as a klutz, I don't do balance). Naturally, I'm also one of the lousiest Quidditch players ever. So, remind me why I'm standing in the middle of the Quidditch pitch, clutching a broomstick with my stiff, terrified fingers and freezing my behind off? Rose/Scorpius

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.06.25   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.09 Updated: 2011.03.09 Status: WIP (47034 words)

2 : The Wedding by Burnt Cheese     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 39


Victoire and Teddy are getting married, and I, Rose, have volunteered to be the wedding planner. I've obviously overestimated my event organizing abilities since this is turning out to be a complete disaster. A catastrophe of cataclysmic proportions, if you will. If this wedding doesn't turn out right, Vic will kill me. It'll take a bloody miracle for everything to go off without a hitch.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Ron, Rose, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.10.10   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.07 Updated: 2011.03.07 Status: COMPLETED (9173 words)

3 : A Brief History of Scorpius Malfoy by Burnt Cheese     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 21

Rose and Scorpius, a series of firsts. First year through seventh year. 

Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.10.11   Latest Chapter: 2010.11.17 Updated: 2010.11.17 Status: WIP (9764 words)

4 : Psychedelic by Burnt Cheese     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 61

Banner by Bedazzled at TDA.

Verity (or just plain old Vee) is a home-schooled, satirical, slow, typically crazy witch. When her dad remarries, Verity can't stand to be in the same room as her stepmom for more than 2 seconds and decides to enroll in Hogwarts, as her family is driving her nuts. All she wanted was to ge through her last two years of education in peace, but she got far more than she bargained for.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Regulus, Sirius, Skeeter, Snape  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Lucius/Narcissa, Lily/OC, Remus/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.03.01   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.26 Updated: 2009.07.26 Status: WIP (5635 words)
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