Penname: erm
Member Since: 2004.09.15

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Stories Posted: 4
Reviews Posted: 5
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Man, fanfictioning. It's what keeps me sane. So as of now all I have are some very random humor(ish) stories. It's what I do. My first fanfic was a love triangle btw Malfoy Crabbe and Goyle. It featured lots of falling from Astronomy Tower windows.

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1 : Romeo and Jul - Er - Malfoy and Ginny by erm     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 12






The characters assemble to try out the new movie script only to find that the new, mysterious director has turned OotP into a perverse version of Romeo and Juliet! And you thought the "no quidditch final" thing in Azkaban was bad. NOT a Malfoy/Ginny romance, and it definitely makes very little sense. But it's guaranteed to make your HP movie scares seem trivial - especially since we've only got two left to look forward to!

Genres: General, Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Ron
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.01.31   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.13 Updated: 2007.08.13 Status: WIP (6955 words)

2 : Talons-A-Plenty AKA The Stains of a Flowered Apron by erm     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4




It's hyper!Harry like never before, along with violin-playing Ron and Hermione... And a secretive whispering dude. What more could you ask for? 15 for Happy Pill abuse.

Genres: Humor, Mystery   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2006.09.10   Latest Chapter: 2006.09.17 Updated: 2006.09.17 Status: WIP (853 words)

3 : A Little Thing About Shakespeare by erm     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11



This is a story about a woman in Shakespearean times who wants to be an actress. Just a little something I thought up. Starring Harry Potter as Willadora, the aspiring actress, and Draco Malfoy as Shakespeare.

Genres: Drama, Humor  Era: Other   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC, Ron, Skeeter
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.09.23   Latest Chapter: 2004.09.23 Updated: 2004.09.23 Status: COMPLETED (691 words)

4 : Harry Potter and the Hideous Black and Pink Purse by erm     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 37




Hello. (Clears throat) I just wanted to ask you to read my story... Because... Well, I think it's funny, and - You know what... Don't read it, but you will regret it one day! That's right, one day!

Genres: Drama, Humor, Mystery  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence,
Published: 2004.09.15   Latest Chapter: 2004.09.19 Updated: 2004.10.03 Status: Abandoned (1687 words)
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