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Man, fanfictioning. It's what keeps me sane. So as of now all I have are some very random humor(ish) stories. It's what I do. My first fanfic was a love triangle btw Malfoy Crabbe and Goyle. It featured lots of falling from Astronomy Tower windows.
The characters assemble to try out the new movie script only to find that the new, mysterious director has turned OotP into a perverse version of Romeo and Juliet! And you thought the "no quidditch final" thing in Azkaban was bad. NOT a Malfoy/Ginny romance, and it definitely makes very little sense. But it's guaranteed to make your HP movie scares seem trivial - especially since we've only got two left to look forward to!
Genres: General, Humor Era: Hogwarts Characters: Arthur, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Ron
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.01.31 Latest Chapter: 2007.08.13 Updated: 2007.08.13 Status: WIP (6955 words)
: Talons-A-Plenty AKA The Stains of a Flowered Apron by erm
It's hyper!Harry like never before, along with violin-playing Ron and Hermione... And a secretive whispering dude. What more could you ask for? 15 for Happy Pill abuse.
Genres: Humor, Mystery Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2006.09.10 Latest Chapter: 2006.09.17 Updated: 2006.09.17 Status: WIP (853 words)
This is a story about a woman in Shakespearean times who wants to be an actress. Just a little something I thought up. Starring Harry Potter as Willadora, the aspiring actress, and Draco Malfoy as Shakespeare.
Genres: Drama, Humor Era: Other Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC, Ron, Skeeter
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2004.09.23 Latest Chapter: 2004.09.23 Updated: 2004.09.23 Status: COMPLETED (691 words)
Hello. (Clears throat) I just wanted to ask you to read my story... Because... Well, I think it's funny, and - You know what... Don't read it, but you will regret it one day! That's right, one day!
Genres: Drama, Humor, Mystery Era: Hogwarts Characters: Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence,
Published: 2004.09.15 Latest Chapter: 2004.09.19 Updated: 2004.10.03 Status: Abandoned (1687 words)