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Member Since: | 2008.11.19 |
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Attack of the Fanfic Punch Lines was rejected. It contains quotes from other fics(I used what I was given consent to use by the authors)+(according to this site) there's "no proof" of permission. I'm sorry as this was my funniest fic yet.
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: Incorrect Meaning, Mr. Malfoy! and What Exam? by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 11
Sometimes, the incorrect meaning of certain sayings can have horrifying outcomes. Sixteenth in the potions homework series!
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Harry doesn't study... think that stops him from getting an 'O? Seventeenth in the potions homework series!
Genres: Humor Warnings: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Hermione, Snape, Draco
Published: 2009.10.13 Latest Chapter: 2009.10.15 Updated: 2009.10.15 Status: COMPLETED
(1365 words)
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: Muggle says what? by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 4
Some sayings can have more than one meaning, so Harry uses them to get the entire class dismissed before Snape ever actually assigns any homework. Fifteenth in the Potions Homework Series!
Genres: Humor Warnings: Mild Violence Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2009.09.15 Latest Chapter: 2009.09.21 Updated: 2009.09.21 Status: COMPLETED
(1278 words)
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: What Happens If You Summon the Sun? by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 6
Dumbledore over-rides Snape's potions homework and assigns Harry something else. Will the end result in the end of the world? Fourteenth in the potions homework series!
Genres: Crossover, Humor Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2009.08.24 Latest Chapter: 2009.08.27 Updated: 2009.08.27 Status: COMPLETED
(869 words)
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: One if by land, two if by... oh. by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 6
Harry, Ron and Hermione are in detention, but they aren't alone. Who's with them? Thirteenth in the Potions Homework Series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Mild Language Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, OtherCanon
Published: 2009.08.05 Latest Chapter: 2009.08.14 Updated: 2009.08.14 Status: COMPLETED
(1145 words)
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: If I'd yelled 'SOAP' nobody would have come! by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 8
Why is Snape, Harry, house elves, and the potions classroom covered in soap? Well, find out... Harry's homework gets "ruined" too! Twelfth in the Potions Homework Series!
Genres: Humor Warnings: No Warnings Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Dumbledore, Snape
Published: 2009.07.27 Latest Chapter: 2009.08.04 Updated: 2009.08.04 Status: COMPLETED
(740 words)
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: Twitching and Torture by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 8
Is Harry trying to make Snape go insane, or is that just a happy side affect? Eleventh in the Potions Homework Series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Hermione, Snape
Published: 2009.07.07 Latest Chapter: 2009.07.25 Updated: 2009.07.25 Status: COMPLETED
(932 words)
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: Hiding Harry? by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 14
Voldemort is dead, Harry killed him, so WHY is Harry in hiding? And being in hiding... how could he do any homework? Ninth in the Potions Homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: No Warnings Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Published: 2009.02.10 Latest Chapter: 2009.02.15 Updated: 2009.02.15 Status: COMPLETED
(1063 words)
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: Kill Your Own Damn Crazies! by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 8
Harry has just killed Voldemort, he wasn't harmed in the battle in anyway, so why is he unconscious in the hospital wing? Eighth in the Potions Homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2009.02.03 Latest Chapter: 2009.02.09 Updated: 2009.02.09 Status: COMPLETED
(1528 words)
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: It's ILLEGAL to yell 'FIRE' in a crowed theater? by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 6
Snape has two wonderful Potter free weeks as the seventh years are taken on a class trip to America, but WHY are they back early? Not really part of the potions series, but goes along with it. Kinda part 7.5 in the series, I guess.
Genres: Humor Warnings: No Warnings Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2009.01.30 Latest Chapter: 2009.02.03 Updated: 2009.02.03 Status: COMPLETED
(1141 words)
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: Foul Mouthed Invisible Disappearing Ghost by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 6
If someone keeps disappearing, they shouldn't be punished for not doing their homework, right? Seventh in the potions homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2009.01.27 Latest Chapter: 2009.01.29 Updated: 2009.01.29 Status: COMPLETED
(1145 words)
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: Three strikes and you're out, what about four? by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 12
Surprise, Harry didn't do his homework, but... maybe he wont get in trouble? Sixth in the potions homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Mild Language Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2009.01.25 Latest Chapter: 2009.01.27 Updated: 2009.01.27 Status: COMPLETED
(1204 words)
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: Sir, have you ever been duct taped to a wall? by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 9
Snape punishes his entire class, Gryffindors and Slytherins alike... or does he? Fifth in the potions homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2009.01.22 Latest Chapter: 2009.01.23 Updated: 2009.01.23 Status: COMPLETED
(1606 words)
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: Dinosaurs, Great white sharks, and heroes, Oh MY! by thisbehecate
Short story Rating: 15+ Chapters: 2 Reviews: 17
Snape has snapped. He attempts to guess Harry's reason for his lack of homework... again. Fourth in the Potions homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2008.12.10 Latest Chapter: 2009.01.18 Updated: 2009.01.18 Status: COMPLETED
(2463 words)
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: Professor, chickens make horrible hamburgers by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 10
Harry forgot his potions homework again... what now? Third in the Potions homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: No Warnings Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2008.12.02 Latest Chapter: 2008.12.08 Updated: 2008.12.08 Status: COMPLETED
(1396 words)
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: Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 10
What does Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops have to do with Harry's lack of potions homework? Second in the Potions homework series.
Genres: Humor Warnings: No Warnings Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Snape
Published: 2008.11.26 Latest Chapter: 2008.12.02 Updated: 2008.12.02 Status: COMPLETED
(1291 words)
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: Well, it's raining, Sir. by thisbehecate
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 26
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series.
Genres: Humor, AU Warnings: No Warnings Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape
Published: 2008.11.19 Latest Chapter: 2008.11.25 Updated: 2008.11.25 Status: COMPLETED
(1423 words)
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