Penname: Sarcastic_Bones
Member Since: 2008.11.16

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I know I haven't updated 'Time Goes On' for a long time but I'm still writing it! So sorry. I'm hoping to get a chapter up on it soon. =] In the meantime, please feel free to check out my other story 'Help Me, Please'.

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1 : Help Me, Please by Sarcastic_Bones     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 26   Reviews: 396


Over 23,000 reads! Thanks everybody!
My name is Rose Weasley.
You'd think it would be easy being me... actually, it's about average.
Or it was, until Seventh Year began and I started to have weird feelings for Scorpius Malfoy...
There wasn't much I could do after that to save myself...
And, as my best friend Angie says, my teenage hormones are just about to burst from their bottle. Help.
ScoRose


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.04.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.01.18 Updated: 2012.01.18 Status: WIP (149716 words)

2 : That One Week by Sarcastic_Bones     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


That one week was all it took to bring us together. A Rose/Scorpius one shot.

On monday I barely knew him, on thursday we were friends, and by sunday everything had changed.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2011.03.05   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.09 Updated: 2011.03.09 Status: COMPLETED (8108 words)

3 : Times Goes On by Sarcastic_Bones     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 45


I'm back from my second long, unannouced hiatus, so sorry! Chapter 8 now waiting validation! (November 2010)


Continuing straight after the trio leave Dumbledore's office, this is my take on the lives of them and the others in the Wizarding World. (Mainly fluff/romance really but give it a chance if you're looking for an easy, light-hearted story to enjoy).

Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: George, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.11.16   Latest Chapter: 2010.11.21 Updated: 2010.11.21 Status: WIP (28392 words)

4 : Dive In by Sarcastic_Bones     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10


Scorpius Malfoy prides himself on annoying Rose Weasley, not least because it gets a reaction from her. One day he's had enough - he's going to make her realise she has feelings for him because everybody else knows, so why shouldn't she?

However, he is a gentleman (apparently)... he's going to give her the option of acting on her feelings. All he can do is hope she doesn't think he's simply teasing her.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.09.05   Latest Chapter: 2010.09.11 Updated: 2010.09.11 Status: COMPLETED (4512 words)

5 : Ignored by Sarcastic_Bones     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9


ScoRose.

"Everyone at Hogwarts could say who he was, but nobody knew his hobbies or aspirations. As for me, I guess I just had an unmemorable face. That’s why we really became friends in the first place - we just noticed each other."
A moment from Rose and Scorpius' lives. Set in the library one evening during their Seventh Year.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, Lily (II), Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.08.13   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.17 Updated: 2010.08.17 Status: COMPLETED (3402 words)

6 : What I Meant To Say by Sarcastic_Bones     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


Songfic of Daughtry's 'What I Meant To Say'
Even if you don't know the song, it's got good lyrics and this idea just came to me.

ScoRose


Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: McGonagall, Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.10.02   Latest Chapter: 2009.10.02 Updated: 2009.10.02 Status: COMPLETED (2866 words)
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