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1 : The Puzzling Prattlings of a Pulchritudinous Potions Professor by JuicyJuice     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 1104

Hilarious banner by follow_the_butterflies!

Severus Snape, UNWRAPPED. 

(If you don't laugh when you read this story, you probably don't know how to.)

Final chapter up!  But look out for a sequel...

Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, McGonagall, Snape
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2006.10.20   Latest Chapter: 2018.01.30 Updated: 2018.01.30 Status: COMPLETED (29588 words)

2 : The Sins of the Father by Venotica     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 3

Desiree has known her destiny her entire life. As the daughter of the Dark Lord, she will be the face of the New Age of the wizarding world. Desiree is ready to take the final steps into darkness, when secrets she was never meant to know about her mysterious mother  come to light. As everything that Desiree has known begins to change, she is suddenly aware of the new path she must take. The path to redemption.

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC , Ron, Snape, Voldemort  Pairings: Draco/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Spoilers
Published: 2007.04.22   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.20 Updated: 2015.03.20 Status: WIP (13871 words)

3 : Innocent by MarauderLover7     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 80   Reviews: 520

Banner by me!
Over 480000 reads!
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.

Genres: General, AU   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Harry, Kreacher, Lupin, Narcissa, OtherCanon , Sirius, Snape, Tonks  Pairings: James/Lily, Lucius/Narcissa, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2012.10.31   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.08 Updated: 2014.02.08 Status: COMPLETED (488000 words)

4 : The Story of Argus Filch and Mrs. Norris by TheRandomGurlz     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 29   Reviews: 49

A misunderstood animal; lurking in the depths of Hogwarts Castle, Mrs. Norris is known to students as the eyes and ears of Argus Filch. But this all-knowing cat is not just a furry feline. Now you can dive into a story of drama/romance revealing character's pasts who are little known. This is the unforgettable story of Argus Filch and Mrs. Norris.


Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Other   Characters: Filch, OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2013.03.24   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.02 Updated: 2013.09.02 Status: COMPLETED (29273 words)

5 : Memento by Crimson Smile     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 18

When Hermione and Draco lose their oldest son Hyperion, the only thing she has left of him is his ring. But what happens when the very gem on that ring reveals something beyond Draco and Hermione?

Big thanks to vendetta @TDA for the banner!

Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M) , Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Lavender, Neville/Luna, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2013.03.09   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.24 Updated: 2013.04.24 Status: WIP (13822 words)

6 : Earth to Lily by MilkShakespere     Novel
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 1

Thanks to the wonderful azimuth @ TDA for this gorgeous banner! : )

 Lily Potter is about to do what she has always dreamed of- go to Hogwarts.

But what will she do when she doesn't get a letter...

Dun Dun Duuuuun

Genres: Drama, General, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Lily/OC
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.03.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.03.31 Updated: 2013.03.31 Status: WIP (4416 words)

7 : Reflection by Georgia Weasley     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4

Banner by chiQs09

When Hugo feels overshadowed by his more popular and talented cousins, he turns to his dad for help. Surely Ron Weasley, war hero, could teach him to be something more than a sidekick. Right? Sometimes the son is a reflection of the father.

Genres: Fluff, General   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hugo , Ron
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2013.03.24   Latest Chapter: 2013.03.24 Updated: 2013.03.24 Status: COMPLETED (2828 words)

8 : We'll Be Missing You by Jchrissy     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24

Breathtaking banner by angelic. @ TDA | Written for ToujoursPadfoot’s Gift-It Challenge and dedicated to the absolutely amazing Athene Goodstrength

Time has a way of dulling even the worst of pains.

*Featured story of the month for November at TGS*

Genres: Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Ginny , Harry, Molly, Percy, Ron  Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2012.10.15   Latest Chapter: 2012.10.21 Updated: 2012.10.21 Status: COMPLETED (4380 words)

9 : The Legacy of Waldorf by Toujours Padfoot     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6

This triumphant day belongs to Mr. Chauncey Trout.

Won first place in The Ridiculous Things We've Said Challenge.

Genres: Humor   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.04.04   Latest Chapter: 2012.04.04 Updated: 2012.05.15 Status: COMPLETED (2097 words)

10 : Winner!! Click Here for Your All Expenses Paid Vacation! by Mooning Moony     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 514

Click above for a FREE vacation! (By no means am I tricking you into reading my fic...*eyes dart back and forth mysteriously*) This is a parody on The Sorcerer's Stone. It's based mainly on the movie, but slightly on the book as well. Reviews:"Pointless!"~An Idaho newspaper; "I can't believe I actually read this!"~George Heckaba, an influential author I may have invented; "The best story known to man!"~Mooning Moony, no affiliation.

Genres: Humor   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Voldemort
Advisory: Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2004.10.02   Latest Chapter: 2009.05.11 Updated: 2009.05.11 Status: WIP (9855 words)

11 : Give Up This Fight by Girldetective85     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 725

2008 Dobby Winner: Best Novel, Best Romance, Best Minor Character || Finalist: Most Addicting Story

It is the summer of 1925 in the sleepy village of Little Hangleton, where lives intertwine and stories are rewritten. There is the handsome Tom Riddle, restless despite his wealth and privilege; Bethe Lawney, a gifted young woman with a mysterious past; and Merope Gaunt, destined to become the mother of the most powerful dark wizard in history...

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Other   Characters: OC, OtherCanon , Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.08.13   Latest Chapter: 2008.10.19 Updated: 2009.08.23 Status: COMPLETED (77288 words)

12 : A tale lost in time by HermyGranger     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 207

"Black and I were never close" he began, his eyes drifting into the distance. "In fact, we hardly knew each other, and I believe we were both content with it. That is, until last year Black did something for which I can't forgive him - not that he ever apologized."
Hermione is thrown into the past, where she meets Harry's parents, Lupin and Sirius Black ...and they are her age. Finding a way back into her time soon turns out to be only one of many problems..

Genres: Drama, General, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: Hermione, James, Lily, Lupin, McGonagall, OC, Pettigrew, Pomfrey, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Hermione/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2006.07.07   Latest Chapter: 2006.12.01 Updated: 2006.12.08 Status: COMPLETED (26720 words)
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