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: Silent Confrontations by marauders4life
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 14 Reviews: 34
Norah Blanchard is an ordinary witch at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. With one small difference: She is selectively mute; she chooses not to speak. As a lonely seventh year, Norah finds herself engaged in a boring, daily routine, but before long her encounters with the Marauders and a certain Sirius Black cause her world to be turned upside down...
Special thanks to heartplague for the beautiful banner!
Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Snape, Sirius, A. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Published: 2012.04.26 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.07 Updated: 2013.05.07 Status: WIP
(20685 words)
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: Falling To Pieces by RoxyRose
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 11 Reviews: 402
...of course, boundaries never meant anything to Sirius Black.
Sirius/OC
Sequel to Fall for Anything
Banner by HeavenLeigh@TDA
Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Sirius, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC
Published: 2010.02.06 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.04 Updated: 2013.05.04 Status: WIP
(75700 words)
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: A Woman's Guide to Professional Quidditch by ScarletRoses
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 14 Reviews: 194
For the record, when I signed with the Falcons, I just wanted to play Quidditch. I didn't bargain for a coach with a grudge, teammates with too many problems to count, and being James Potter's fake girlfriend for publicity. Screw publicity. These shorts are not regulation!
Lovely banner by AstoriaGreengrass of TDA! / / Winner of verdoven.'s Quidditch Challenge!
Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Harry, Fred, Ginny, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Published: 2012.02.10 Latest Chapter: 2013.02.07 Updated: 2013.02.07 Status: WIP
(56421 words)
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: Delicate by padfoot4ever
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 35 Reviews: 7613
Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden Snitch for Best Next Generation.
Rose ‘Red’ Weasley is pregnant."I’m not old enough to become a mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" She's trying to adjust to the news."I’m never leaving this bathroom again." She’s not taking it well.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire, OtherCanon Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Published: 2008.01.27 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.14 Updated: 2013.01.14 Status: COMPLETED
(145821 words)
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: Comatose by No_oneKnows
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 9 Reviews: 181
Selene Roster comes from the time of the Marauders, Lily Evans and Severus 'Snivelly' Snape. What happens when she awakes from her twenty year coma, young, teenage-like– courtesy of Dumbledore - & coming back to Hogwarts?
“Potter... Potter... POTTER?!” Lily and James? Oh dear fudging Godzilla, what else did I miss out on?
Genres: Humor, AU, Young Adult Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Lupin, Sirius, Draco, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, Remus/Tonks, Ron/Hermione, Draco/OC, Remus/OC
Published: 2009.01.30 Latest Chapter: 2012.09.16 Updated: 2012.09.16 Status: WIP
(29458 words)
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: All I Am by Haniewall87
One-shot Rating: 15+ Chapters: 1 Reviews: 7
In response to The Boy Band Challenge. The song was Invisible Man by 98 Degrees. Thanks Readoholic for being this story's amazing Beta.
“Prongs, I’m not spending my life span feeding you lines to get Evans,” Sirius shuddered. “You’re on your own.”
Genres: Drama, Humor Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lily, James, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing
Published: 2010.02.26 Latest Chapter: 2012.09.12 Updated: 2012.09.12 Status: COMPLETED
(3579 words)
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: A Perfect Mess by moonbaby11
Novella Rating: 15+ Chapters: 3 Reviews: 15
Banner by me | Written for the 'You in the Harry Potter World Challenge' by Burke
Nymphadora Tonks and Charlie Weasley are entering their fifth year at Hogwarts. Their friends have always thought that they would make a good couple, and this year they are finally putting a plan to action.
CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN!
Genres: General, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Pre-Hogwarts Characters: Tonks, Bill, Charlie, Skeeter, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Published: 2010.06.07 Latest Chapter: 2012.09.06 Updated: 2012.09.06 Status: WIP
(8202 words)
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: How Firewhiskey Ruined My Life by majamariamaja
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 8 Reviews: 75
Banner: BlameItOnTheNargles @ TDA
My mouth tastes like I made some stupid decisions last night.
Exhibit A: Someone is here with me. And not just anyone.
I can't really make out her face, but it's not that which gives away her identity; it's her hair.
Her long, very red hair.
Prongs will kill me.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Snape, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/Lily, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2012.04.27 Latest Chapter: 2012.08.03 Updated: 2012.08.03 Status: WIP
(18007 words)
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: Days of Yore by apocalypse
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 12 Reviews: 46
Thanks to Jane @ TDA for the awesome banner!
People say that a turn in life can change your entire life. What about a turn in time? Harry and Ginny are thrown back in time only to realise that time has a different meaning than they knew. An auror and a healer embark on a mission that would change their lives forever and give one something she had always wanted and the other something he never dreamed he would get.
Over 4000 reads! Thanks everyone!
Genres: Humor, Mystery, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Harry, Dumbledore, Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, Ginny, OC Pairings: Harry/Ginny, James/Lily, Lily/OC, Sirius/OC
Published: 2011.08.14 Latest Chapter: 2012.07.28 Updated: 2012.07.28 Status: WIP
(47739 words)
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: My Sister's Fiancé by HPsmartone32
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 22 Reviews: 852
insane banner was made by hysteria at TDA.
The party was supposed to be fun. I mean I successfully completed my education at Hogwarts: cause for celebration, right? Well, according to Grandma Weasley, it was. During said party, it must have slipped my mind that firewhiskey is a tricky substance and when combined with two heartbroken people it's even worse. That fact along with one huge mistake made me, Dominique Weasley, pregnant with My Sister's Fiancé's kid.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Young Adult Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Bill, Molly, Fleur, Teddy, Victoire, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Published: 2008.10.23 Latest Chapter: 2012.07.16 Updated: 2012.07.16 Status: WIP
(114902 words)
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: All I Ask Of You by PatronusGirl101
Short story Rating: Mature Chapters: 8 Reviews: 10
"Just let me love you-" "Sirius, you don't want to love me." "Well at least give me a chance to. One chance-that's all I ask of you."
Remus/Sirius
900+ reads! Thank you all!! xxx
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew Pairings: Other Pairing, James/Lily
Published: 2012.02.22 Latest Chapter: 2012.06.12 Updated: 2012.06.12 Status: WIP
(8560 words)
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: Contrast by OvergrownEden9
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 15 Reviews: 628
|| On the Ultimate Story List ||
Attempting to be an overlooked wall feature, or perhaps an uninteresting shade of paint, was always easy for Claire. When an unlikely friendship falls between the previously unnoticed girl and Sirius Black, the difference between them is evident; that, of course, didn't stop him from throwing her into the innuendo-filled limelight...
Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2008.01.14 Latest Chapter: 2012.03.16 Updated: 2012.03.16 Status: COMPLETED
(33394 words)
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: Mundane Marauders by ladylilyflower
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 3 Reviews: 9
"Hogwarts, the school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has officially become irksome. The lessons, Hogsmeade, everything is just plain dull. You would think being a 6th year student; you would find plenty of things to do. Apparently not."
Working on rewriting this, and continuing it.
Genres: Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2008.11.27 Latest Chapter: 2012.03.12 Updated: 2012.03.12 Status: WIP
(5191 words)
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: Still Delicate by padfoot4ever
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 35 Reviews: 10723
Wonderful new banner by PhoenixAlthor @ TDA.
Five and a half years after the birth of her child, Rose Weasley feels her life is about to go in a new direction. Things can only get better. Well, they can't get any worse...or so she reckons.
A story about love, life, friendship, family...and an annoying cousin that will never stop calling her Red.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Published: 2008.12.14 Latest Chapter: 2012.02.28 Updated: 2012.02.28 Status: COMPLETED
(142007 words)
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: Laugh it Off by ValFish
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 18 Reviews: 112
Thanks to xfaydchik6 @ TDA for the amazing banner!
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Everything is fine.
No, really.
My best friend is trading me in for some boy who can't spell his own name,
Sirius Black is dating horse-face
And
The button to my jeans broke off and hit a first year in the forehead.
It's all fine and dandy!
Right, now, you were saying?
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Regulus, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2010.05.16 Latest Chapter: 2012.02.20 Updated: 2012.02.20 Status: WIP
(39268 words)
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: The Initiator by Hermoninny
Song fic Rating: 15+ Chapters: 2 Reviews: 9
Cormac McLaggen. Handsome, wealthy, charming. Steam on two legs if you ask him.
Hermione Granger. Bookworm, muggleborn, intellegent. The cleverest witch of her age if you ask others.
We all know that Cormac is the initiator, but what happens when suddenly a simple bookworm refuses him?
Songfics based on lyrics by Fefe Dobson.
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Hogwarts Characters: Hermione, OC Pairings: Hermione/OC
Published: 2010.05.11 Latest Chapter: 2011.11.07 Updated: 2011.11.07 Status: WIP
(2959 words)
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: Patchwork by fairytaled
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 11 Reviews: 201
stunning banner by wishaway
Falling in love with your best friend is never an easy affair. You trip, stumble and you might break a few bones.
Louis/OC
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Published: 2011.04.08 Latest Chapter: 2011.10.24 Updated: 2011.10.24 Status: COMPLETED
(23276 words)
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: Susie Q by SiriuslyNot
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 58 Reviews: 801
[banner by .flystella at TDA]
Clumsy, sarcastic, witty, mediocre rebel, going-fast-to-nowhere - that's Susan Quency, the girl who knew nothing about love, and was about to learn everything there was to know about it. [COMPLETED!]
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC
Published: 2008.12.12 Latest Chapter: 2011.10.13 Updated: 2011.10.13 Status: COMPLETED
(149402 words)
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: Dirty Little Secret by elisalinguine_x
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 25 Reviews: 392
BEING COMPLETELY RE-WRITTEN. POSTING UNDER NEW STORY: OBSESSED.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, OtherCanon Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2008.10.02 Latest Chapter: 2011.08.06 Updated: 2011.08.06 Status: WIP
(101730 words)
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: And So We Lived by Bitterblue
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 3 Reviews: 27
In September, 1971, a great bond of friendship was formed, a bond that would eventually be diminished by the test of time. In a small compartment, four boys met. They had no idea that their lives would change with that fortunate seating arrangement. And thus, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs were born, surviving many adventures, pranks, and girls; an un-breakable bond that was ultimately beautiful, but was destined for tragedy.
Beautiful banner by amoretti @ tda
Genres: Drama, Humor, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Published: 2011.04.24 Latest Chapter: 2011.05.13 Updated: 2011.05.13 Status: WIP
(4411 words)
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: Crossroads by GreenIcePrincess
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 4 Reviews: 20
"Lily," his voice broke as he spoke her name. "Lily, I'm so sorry, but I...I just...I can't loose you."
Her expression was confused as she looked back at him. Why was he apologising? If anything, she should be begging for his forgiveness. "Chris, I...I don't under--" Lily trailed off, her eyes growing wide as she watched him pull his wand out and aim it at her.
"I'm sorry, Lily." Chris repeated softly. "Obliviate!"
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: James/Lily, Lily/OC
Published: 2009.07.11 Latest Chapter: 2011.04.19 Updated: 2011.04.19 Status: WIP
(25227 words)
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: Complications by hpswimdummy693
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 4 Reviews: 35
Melissa Kensington has many complications in her life.
Complication #1: She is the bane of her mother's existance.
Complication #2: She's a witch and her family hates her for it.
Complication #3: She's been kicked out of her house.
Complication #4: The only person that understands is the one person she wished would leave her alone.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Published: 2009.11.08 Latest Chapter: 2011.04.11 Updated: 2011.04.11 Status: WIP
(12408 words)
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: The Love Drug by Jellyman
Short story collection Rating: Mature Chapters: 1 Reviews: 6
James Potter harbours an ill-fated obsession with Lily Evans.
Sirius Black is a hopeless romantic with a thing for poetry.
Remus Lupin has a penchant for tarty girls in short skirts.
And Peter Pettigrew very nearly might possibly have a date.
Some people are just addicted to love.
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Published: 2011.01.06 Latest Chapter: 2011.02.27 Updated: 2011.02.27 Status: WIP
(758 words)
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: Curious Happenings at Number Twelve by Toujours Padfoot
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 27 Reviews: 251
Fantastically fabulous banner by the terminator @ TDA
Nora Prewett is on a mission.
Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Hogwarts Characters: Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Tonks, OC Pairings: Remus/Tonks, Sirius/OC
Published: 2010.10.27 Latest Chapter: 2011.02.13 Updated: 2012.07.06 Status: COMPLETED
(147790 words)
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: Pretty Boy by Ink Laden Quill
Novella Rating: 15+ Chapters: 5 Reviews: 241
Banner by .showmetheLOVE @ TDA
Sirius Black had dated almost everyone. There was one catch: he never asked out a girl, nor broke up with one. Somehow, he never had to. Even more startling, he never stayed single for long.
Leah refused to break up with him—just to see what would happen. It was just an experiment to see if she could make the school's most indifferent man care enough to end his own relationship. Right..
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Sirius/OC
Published: 2009.03.13 Latest Chapter: 2011.01.13 Updated: 2011.01.29 Status: WIP
(8401 words)
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