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1 : Clash by shenanigan     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 50   Reviews: 3091


Shiny banner by justonemorefic at TDA!
Dobby Winner for Best Novel 2012 | Runner-up for Best Next Gen 2011


Sanity is overrated.

Undergoing edits

Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2008.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.09.02 Updated: 2014.09.02 Status: COMPLETED (354463 words)

2 : Bedposts and Broomsticks by potterwriter340237     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 857


 

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I, Lily Luna Potter hate my life. 
I snogged my brother’s best friend, the incredibly attractive Quidditch playing, Luke Wood.
And the worst thing?
I can't even remember if I enjoyed it.



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Lily/OC, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.01.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.05.17 Updated: 2014.05.17 Status: WIP (84815 words)

3 : This Longing by Violet Gryfindor     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 308


Winner of the 2013 TGS Golden Snitch Awards for Best Plot and Best Female Character

Minerva McGonagall begins her final year at Hogwarts, where rumours and hormones run rampant through the halls, and strange creatures lurk in the shadows. But nothing - and no one - turns her world upside-down so completely as the infuriating, brilliant Head Boy, Tiberius Grimm.


Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Other   Characters: Dumbledore, McGonagall, OC, OtherCanon , Voldemort  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2007.09.19   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.01 Updated: 2014.03.14 Status: COMPLETED (99928 words)

4 : Brains & Brawn by soliloquy     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 31   Reviews: 247


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WIth the future looming dangerously close to reality, and the fact that her seventh year has taken a turn for the dramatic...it's a good thing that self-assured Charlotte Murray knows what she's going to do with her life.

Until blockheaded Oliver Wood forces her to reconsider her definition of growing up.

Who are you, Charlotte? And what do you want?


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.06.25   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.11 Updated: 2013.07.11 Status: COMPLETED (127950 words)

5 : Breaking the Quidditch Code by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 54   Reviews: 2586







2013 DOBBY WINNER - Best Villain *Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Couple
I’m James Sirius Potter. Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. I have girls. I have best mates. I have bad grades (the kitten was fine!). I have a legend. I also have teammates who break the Code, a Seeker trying to overthrow me, a Head Boy sticking his big nose into my business, and Avery. The only girl I’d ever break the rules for.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.12   Latest Chapter: 2013.04.16 Updated: 2013.04.16 Status: COMPLETED (287471 words)

6 : Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 7941


Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden Snitch for Best Next Generation.








Rose ‘Red’ Weasley is pregnant."I’m not old enough to become a mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" She's trying to adjust to the news."I’m never leaving this bathroom again."  She’s not taking it well.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.14 Updated: 2013.01.14 Status: COMPLETED (145821 words)

7 : How to tame a Marauder by melian     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 62   Reviews: 3860





As Sirius led me around the room, I took a deep breath. "So, was it a bet or a dare?"
"What do you mean?" he asked. When his eyes drifted to James I grinned.
"Don't play dumb. You'd never ask me to dance in a million years. Besides, Potter just gave you the thumbs up."
He groaned. "Are we really that obvious? OK yes, it was a dare."

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Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.12 Updated: 2013.01.12 Status: COMPLETED (300758 words)

8 : Ugly Love by Leigh Kelley     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 16   Reviews: 79


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Scorpius Malfoy is not an overprotective father (I made a promise to Avada Kedavra the first boy who comes knocking at my doorstep). He couldn't ask for a better girlfriend (To say she's going through a crisis is putting it lightly). And he is definitely not in love with his girlfriend's cousin (She has this smile on her face that rearranges my gut). Join him as he experiences ugly love.


Genres: Drama, General, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hugo, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.10.14   Latest Chapter: 2012.10.14 Updated: 2012.10.14 Status: WIP (46627 words)

9 : 25 Things James Thinks Lily Should Know About Guys by loversmuch     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 472







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A bunch of things James thinks Lily should know. Sorry, I suck at summaries

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Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OtherCanon , Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.08.29   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.13 Updated: 2012.09.13 Status: COMPLETED (17864 words)

10 : The Elusive T by SnitchSnatcher     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 33


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It was the greatest girls’ night of the century - or at least Lucy thinks it was. With a memory as empty as her wallet, there are only two clear indications of what happened last night: the man’s shirt she woke up in and the smudged writing on the back of her hand. What it all means, no one knows, but that doesn’t mean Lucy is going to let that swot Rose beat her to the punch.


Genres: Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.02.07   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.10 Updated: 2012.09.10 Status: COMPLETED (21465 words)

11 : My Sister's Fiancé by HPsmartone32     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 859






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The party was supposed to be fun. I mean I successfully completed my education at Hogwarts: cause for celebration, right? Well, according to Grandma Weasley, it was.  During said party, it must have slipped my mind that firewhiskey is a tricky substance and when combined with two heartbroken people it's even worse. That fact along with one huge mistake made me, Dominique Weasley, pregnant with My Sister's Fiancé's kid.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Bill, Fleur, Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.10.23   Latest Chapter: 2012.07.16 Updated: 2012.07.16 Status: WIP (114902 words)

12 : Hide and Seek by Mistress     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 43   Reviews: 2118




Sequel to Keep Away
Enter: Oliver's training. Alicia's confusion. Fred's threats. Katie's stupidity. George's hot head. Angelina's snogging. Lee's future. Mrs. Wood's vegetables. (Oliver/OC) COMPLETE.
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.02.05   Latest Chapter: 2012.06.11 Updated: 2012.06.11 Status: COMPLETED (224594 words)

13 : Problem by dracos_hotter     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 392











I, Rose Weasley, have problems. Not in the totally-incapable-of-anything-useless way, but in the way that anyone does.

My biggest problems are as follows:
1. I can't refuse a dare...

... 10. Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy.
Thank Merlin this is the last year of school.


Simply amazing banner by the terminator over at The Dark Arts!
 


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.09.27   Latest Chapter: 2012.04.16 Updated: 2012.04.16 Status: WIP (71296 words)

14 : Still Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 10979


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Five and a half years after the birth of her child, Rose Weasley feels her life is about to go in a new direction. Things can only get better. Well, they can't get any worse...or so she reckons.  
A story about love, life, friendship, family...and an annoying cousin that will never stop calling her Red.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2012.02.28 Updated: 2012.02.28 Status: COMPLETED (142007 words)

15 : Caught in a Web by PenguinsWillReignSupreme     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 113


Gorgeous banner by Violet @ TDA



"How did he blind me into thinking this was ever going to work?"

When everything Molly Weasley knows is tipped upside down by the bitter and cynical Seb Becker, she finds herself caught in a battle between what is right and what her heart wants. Swept into a web of betrayal and alienation, Seb and Molly will push themselves to the limit to be together, even if they have to leave a trail of broken hearts behind them.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Victoire  Pairings: OC/OC, Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.10.19   Latest Chapter: 2011.12.13 Updated: 2011.12.13 Status: WIP (54515 words)

16 : Mismatched by starrysoso88     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 295




The name is Rose Weasley and I fancy the pants off of Scorpius Malfoy. My world's gone utterly pear-shaped due to this romantic catastrophe. My best friend is hooking up with my (would be) boyfriend and that's not even the worst of it. No, the cherry of cruelty on top of my sundae of despair is the fact that I'm horribly, wretchedly in love with Scorpius Malfoy. And the last time we made eye contact he pretended to vomit in the halls.

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Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.08.27   Latest Chapter: 2011.10.13 Updated: 2011.10.13 Status: WIP (40650 words)

17 : Unexpected Ending by mental_marauder18     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 237






After Ron breaks up with Hermione, embarrassing her in front of the whole school, she is heart broken. A month later, Hermione finds out that she is pregnant. She doesn’t want to tell her family, but she doesn’t want Ron to know either. When Harry makes her a deal she can’t refuse, her life takes an unexpected turn.


Genres: General, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Molly, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Bill/Fleur, Ginny/Dean, Ron/Lavender
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.01.14   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.16 Updated: 2011.09.16 Status: WIP (36393 words)

18 : Starving Artists by peppersweet     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 515


best next generation - 2011 dobby & golden snitch awards
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Lucy Weasley doesn't know what to do with her life. Luckily, there's art school.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.05.01   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.15 Updated: 2013.06.21 Status: COMPLETED (109037 words)

19 : The Morning Waffle by RonsGirlFriday     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 454


Banner by prospero @ TDA || TGS Awards: Best Comedy, Best Dialogue





This is Fred Weasley, and you're listening to The Morning Waffle, where we talk about absolutely everything and absolutely nothing.  Apparently it isn't enough that I have the highest ratings on the network -- now we have to do this blasted competition to make sure Stan Boringsworth doesn't steal my air time.  Raj got us into this, and by Merlin, I'm going to get us out!


Genres: Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.06.05   Latest Chapter: 2011.09.06 Updated: 2011.09.06 Status: WIP (37127 words)

20 : Irrational by RonsGirlFriday     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 240


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Being rational is highly overrated.

Percy/Audrey


Genres: Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Molly, OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.08.13   Latest Chapter: 2011.08.20 Updated: 2011.08.20 Status: WIP (29673 words)

21 : You're Nothing Without Me: A Holiday Guide for The Modern Young Widow by llyralen     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 72




She was never going to be Rose Sedley anymore in anything but name. From now on, she would just be Rose Weasley again, even though her driver's liscence said other wise. But she was still Rose. She would always be Rose. And Rose didn't fall apart for anyone. Rose would go on because that was what Rose did best.

There was no self-help book for any widow below thirty, so she would just have to make it up as she went along.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Fleur, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Percy, Ron, Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.01.13   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.05 Updated: 2011.07.05 Status: WIP (11598 words)

22 : Winner Takes All by Violet Gryfindor     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 13   Reviews: 375




If life is a game, then Rose Weasley was dealt a bad hand.
But she's not going to go down without a fight.
Because, you see, the winner takes it all.

Winner of 4 Hufflepuff Kecker Awards, and Best Next-Generation Story of 2010 at TGS!


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2009.06.09   Latest Chapter: 2011.06.26 Updated: 2013.08.23 Status: COMPLETED (60226 words)

23 : To Be a Gentleman by Gutterflower     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 78


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James Potter owed a debt to his inheritance. His prank-filled school days cost him his best friends, his future, and his true love. Three years later; miserable, wealthy and married, he meets the girl he left behind, and everything changes. Can he continue to endure his failing marriage? Will his work conflict with his heart? And more importantly, will he be able to let Lily Evans go, for a second time?

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Moody, OC, OtherCanon , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, James/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2008.11.11   Latest Chapter: 2011.04.30 Updated: 2011.04.30 Status: WIP (24178 words)

24 : Love, Lies and Lipstick by EffyFoSho     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 355


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I, Rose Weasley, have plenty of secrets. But none of them could leave my social status crumbling in ruins around my feet. Well, except one.
Secret No. 10: I am in love with Scorpius Malfoy. The boy who's best friends with the cousin I don't talk to anymore. The boy I ditched to become popular.  Oh, the irony. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.04.16   Latest Chapter: 2011.04.23 Updated: 2011.05.12 Status: WIP (63188 words)

25 : Rose Weasley's Guide to Life by moonymayhem     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 317



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Rose Weasley:
1. Talks to her cat
2. Apparently enjoys defacing billboards
3. Has cankles
4. Is trying not to hate her family so much (but it's proving to be very difficult)
5. Is NOT a wet blanket


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron, Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.06.26   Latest Chapter: 2011.04.16 Updated: 2011.04.16 Status: WIP (50616 words)
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