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: Before They Fall by Jchrissy
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 30 Reviews: 594

Join me on a heart warming and soul splitting journey. Fall in love with Lily and James as they learn to find each other in a world of chaos. Watch as our infamous Marauders prepare to leave their legacy at Hogwarts and step from the gates of safety into the middle of the first wizarding war.
~Book one of two~
Winner of Best Canon story in the HPFF Ultimate Ship-Off | Breathtaking banner by heartfelt. @ TDA
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Dumbledore, Lupin, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing Published: 2012.04.19 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.18 Updated: 2013.05.18 Status: WIP
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: Demented by The Forgotten Muse
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 14 Reviews: 495

The tale of Elaina Marshelle - half witch, half dementor
CHAPTER 14 - POSTED!
Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Dumbledore, Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Regulus, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Other Pairing Published: 2009.06.25 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.08 Updated: 2013.05.08 Status: WIP
(50462 words)
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: Bend or Break by charlottetrips
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 17 Reviews: 320

In one moment, everything falls apart in Hermione's life. Her world in turmoil, she's reaching the breaking point. Someone unexpected may be able to bring her back. And if he can, she'll learn more than she thought possible about love, loss and learning to heal.
Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Post-Hogwarts Characters: Harry, Hermione, Draco, Ginny, OC Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny Published: 2011.02.08 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.08 Updated: 2013.05.08 Status: WIP
(45471 words)
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: Muggle Studies by AC_rules
Short story collection Rating: 12+ Chapters: 11 Reviews: 155
Wonderful banner by kaileena_sands @tda

Archibald Penrose had a rubbish job: poor students, low levels of respect, high causality rates and some degree of amusement (depending on how you look at things).
Why the hell would anyone want to be a muggle studies teacher?
TGS winner: Best OC
Update: A Good Sport. Archibald meets Sport's Day.
Genres: Humor Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Next Generation Characters: Albus, Lily (II) Published: 2011.10.16 Latest Chapter: 2013.05.06 Updated: 2013.05.06 Status: WIP
(34005 words)
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: 30 Days of You and Me by Mistress
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 11 Reviews: 259

Rose is there for vacation. Scorpius is not. Rose is there to relax. Scorpius is there to get away. Rose paints. Scorpius jumps off waterfalls. Rose is afraid of storms. Scorpius is afraid of losing it all. Rose thinks Scorpius takes too many risks. Scorpius thinks Rose is braver than she knows. Both are in need of a distraction.
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Ron, Hermione, Scorpius, Hugo, Rose Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione Published: 2012.07.07 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.28 Updated: 2013.04.28 Status: WIP
(52623 words)
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: Weather for Ducks by peppersweet
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 22 Reviews: 195
justonemorefic @ TDA strikes again
romance is dead.
sequel to starving artists: a tale of tartan, kittens,
and the impending zombie apocalypse.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse Era: Next Generation Characters: Percy, Scorpius, Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC Published: 2011.10.21 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.27 Updated: 2013.05.11 Status: COMPLETED
(79813 words)
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: His Pack of Four by Remus
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 6 Reviews: 110

Banner made by Carnal Spiral @ TDA
Werewolves are not meant to be alone. They must have a pack to teach the pups how to cope with their problems, run with during the full moon and to hunt. Remus, however, has been a loner since the day he was bitten by Fenrir Greyback. This is the story of the man who refused to embrace his feral side out of pure desperation to keep his humanity until a stag, a dog and a rat came into his secret life.
Genres: Drama Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Sirius, James, Pettigrew Pairings: Remus/Tonks Published: 2012.06.01 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.25 Updated: 2013.05.17 Status: WIP
(25813 words)
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: Trying not to love you by Elenia
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 21 Reviews: 591
The most gorgeous banner by atellam ^^ | | Gryffindor Story of the Month, June 2012 
Just ignore him, Gwen, you can do it! He doesn't feel the same way.
Look away, don't get distracted by those gorgeous eyes of his.
"You look beautiful," he whispered in my ear.
Oh lord, stop saying stuff like that! Can't you see I'm...
Trying not to love you
Genres: General, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing Published: 2012.01.08 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.24 Updated: 2013.04.24 Status: WIP
(153513 words)
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: Hormones by Mistress
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 12 Reviews: 168

*Winner - Kecker Awards - Best Quote
Here’s what could have happened. I may have snuck out after one of Dad’s rants about the shop. I may have gone to London. Maybe I had a few too many…butterbeers. Brunettes possibly have more fun. I also may have knocked up Ryan Davies, star Ravenclaw Chaser with the dark eyes. But that’s all speculation. Rumors.
Unless you’re me.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: George, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing Published: 2012.03.20 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.19 Updated: 2013.04.19 Status: WIP
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: Door Into The Dark by The Last Marauder
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 21 Reviews: 97

Thanks to Sixx. @ TDA for the AWESOME banner!
Some stories document Remus Lupin's life, this tells the story of his pain. All he knew was a door into the dark, but he lived to shine a light, to see himself and those he loved; he lived to set the darkness shattering.
Please Read & Review | 6,800+ reads | Nominated for a Dobby Award 2012 for Best Novel | CHAPTER 21 FINALLY UP!
Genres: General, Action/Adventure, Angst Warnings: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Marauders Characters: Harry, Dumbledore, Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Moody, Lily, James, Tonks, Pettigrew Pairings: Remus/Tonks, James/Lily, Lucius/Narcissa, Snape/Lily, OC/OC Published: 2012.03.30 Latest Chapter: 2013.04.12 Updated: 2013.04.12 Status: WIP
(125556 words)
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: Arthur's Treasure by Athene Goodstrength
Short story collection Rating: 15+ Chapters: 4 Reviews: 20
Winner of BroadwayKat's Daddy Dearest Challenge | Banner by moriarty. @TDA 
Twenty-nine years. One woman by his side. Seven children growing up in front of his bespectacled, weary and ever-patient eyes.
Each of Arthur Weasley's children gave him treasured memories. But sometimes, those special moments can show you just how bleak the world has become.
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Other Characters: Ron, Arthur, Bill, Charlie, Molly, Percy, Fred, George, Ginny Pairings: Arthur/Molly Published: 2012.06.03 Latest Chapter: 2013.02.21 Updated: 2013.02.21 Status: WIP
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: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by hdawg
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 21 Reviews: 80
absolutely smashing banner by ahoythere @ TDA
Quidditch is the absolute least of their worries.
Oliver/Penelope
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Hogwarts Characters: Fred, George, Oliver, OtherCanon Pairings: OC/OC, Other Pairing Published: 2011.09.26 Latest Chapter: 2013.02.19 Updated: 2013.02.19 Status: COMPLETED
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: Goodbye James, Hello Derek by The Quiet Girl
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 24 Reviews: 192
Brilliant banner by lilysrose @ TDA!

James Potter. Arrogant, self-centered, showoff, git. At least, that’s what Lily Evans thinks. And James is afraid she will never change her mind.
Derek Gardens. Smart, humble, kind, confident. Those are the first things that come to Lily’s mind when she thinks of the new seventh year.
Thing is, Derek Gardens is James Potter.
Genres: Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, McGonagall, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC Published: 2011.08.11 Latest Chapter: 2013.02.11 Updated: 2013.02.11 Status: COMPLETED
(116508 words)
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: The Curse-Breaker Who Loved Me by charlottetrips
Short story Rating: 15+ Chapters: 4 Reviews: 35
banner//paradox. @ tda

Bill Weasley of the Burrow Weasleys is in need of a wife: a beautiful, sweet, utterly unlovable wife. If Gabrielle Delacour is exactly who he needs then why is it her older sister, Fleur, who catches his attention?
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Post-Hogwarts Characters: Bill, Molly, Fleur Pairings: Bill/Fleur, Arthur/Molly Published: 2012.04.26 Latest Chapter: 2013.02.04 Updated: 2013.02.04 Status: WIP
(11173 words)
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: Welcome to Blunderland by peppersweet
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 24 Reviews: 256
zoomified new banner by contour @ tda
Flora Lancaster is a wallflower with a sweet tooth, a cat called Willoughby,
and a crush on Myron Wagtail. So why is Albus Potter interested in her?
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Albus, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC Published: 2012.01.08 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.30 Updated: 2013.04.24 Status: COMPLETED
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: In The Red by TenthWeasley
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 34 Reviews: 221

2012 Dobby Finalist: Best Original Character | 2012 TGS Finalist: Best Original Character
The wizarding world is splitting itself in two, and war is rapidly approaching. Beth is focused on the Order, on her friends - and on anything but Severus, convincing herself he's a thing of the past. If only she knew how wrong she was.
Book two in the Beth Bridger trilogy; beta'd by ToujoursPadfoot. Banner by Violet @ TDA!
Genres: Drama, Romance, Action/Adventure Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Marauders Characters: Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Snape/OC, James/Lily, Sirius/OC Published: 2012.05.13 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.20 Updated: 2013.04.28 Status: COMPLETED
(120033 words)
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: Saving Grace by AC_rules
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 24 Reviews: 403
Banner Terminator at TDA l COMPLETE

I imagined by the time I reached twenty seven my life might have been a little different... As it currently stands (well, it might be too pathetic to actually be standing as such...) I’m single, unemployed, living in a grungy flat my parents are funding and still afraid of running into anyone that might possibly remember the embarrassment that was Hogwarts years. Or accidently ending up in the same country as James Potter....
Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Albus, James (II), OC Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing Published: 2010.09.18 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.15 Updated: 2013.01.15 Status: COMPLETED
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: How to Draw Almost Anything by peppersweet
Novella Rating: 15+ Chapters: 4 Reviews: 19

Art is on the Hogwarts curriculum. Scorpius Malfoy thinks he’s up to teaching it.
A near non-existent budget, stubborn students and one homicidal house plant disagree.
for cherrybear’s the perks of being a wallflower challenge
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Angst Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Neville, Scorpius, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing Published: 2012.07.17 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.13 Updated: 2013.01.13 Status: WIP
(11162 words)
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: Break Out by TenthWeasley
Novella Rating: Mature Chapters: 15 Reviews: 267

"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." - William Shakespeare
2012 Dobby Finalist: Best Novella, Best Action/Adventure. Absolutely amazing banner by Giola @ TDA!
Genres: Horror/Dark, Action/Adventure, AU Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Hogwarts Characters: Ron, Hermione, Arthur, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Draco, Ginny Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny Published: 2012.06.21 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.09 Updated: 2013.01.09 Status: COMPLETED
(39684 words)
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: The Perks of Being Elizabeth Goodbody by still_fly
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 12 Reviews: 250
banner by hysteria

My life is a set of varying opinions, and I'm its walking contradiction.
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius Published: 2011.01.05 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.03 Updated: 2013.01.03 Status: WIP
(41811 words)
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: A Thing Called Transference by Aiedail
Novella Rating: 15+ Chapters: 4 Reviews: 25
peculiar julia @ tda = graphics goddess
Five years after the Order of the Phoenix wins the Second Wizarding War, Draco ends up in therapy, where he progresses quickly through incarnations of Freud's levels of the human mind: the id, superego, and ego. His world of magic is turned upside down when he realises that he's suffering from a thing called transference.
Genres: Humor, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse Era: Post-Hogwarts Characters: Hermione, Luna, Draco, Blaise (M) Pairings: Draco/Hermione Published: 2010.10.27 Latest Chapter: 2013.01.02 Updated: 2013.01.02 Status: COMPLETED
(19712 words)
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: With All Things by WitnesstoitAll
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 17 Reviews: 358
~Gorgeous Banner by Alysse at TDA ~ ::~ Beta'd by the fabulous TenthWeasley~

Boy fancies girl, but cannot find the words to tell her. Woman cares for man, but cannot reconstruct his world. Time circles by without a care, and somewhere in the mix of it all, lives a love story.
|George/Angelina|
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme Era: Other Characters: Fred, George, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing Published: 2011.11.25 Latest Chapter: 2012.12.27 Updated: 2012.12.28 Status: WIP
(75991 words)
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: Ashes, Ashes by ti2ger003
Novel Rating: 15+ Chapters: 3 Reviews: 4

The-Boy-Who-Lived is dead. The Dark Lord is risen. Two worlds, both Magic and Muggle, are in mortal peril. Their candle of hope has been extinguished; its wick is gone. No one is safe. The world is burning, dying in the flames of fear and mistrust.
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Genres: Drama, Action/Adventure, AU Warnings: Strong Language, Mild Violence Era: Hogwarts Characters: Ron, Hermione, Lupin, Tonks, OC Published: 2011.04.21 Latest Chapter: 2012.12.11 Updated: 2012.12.11 Status: WIP
(4195 words)
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: The Human Factor by SexyDoorFrames
Novel Rating: Mature Chapters: 21 Reviews: 735
amazing Banner by noxxx.@tda

Watch as structure disintegrates
Change is the enemy
Flaws are exposed
Love is a poison
Self destruction is the goal
Let's discover what makes us human.
Dobby Award Winner For Best Original Character 2011
Gryffindor's story of the month for February 2012
Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers Era: Next Generation Characters: Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, OC, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing Published: 2011.01.05 Latest Chapter: 2012.12.07 Updated: 2012.12.08 Status: WIP
(91049 words)
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: Killian Earhart Vs The Weasleys by Akussa
Short story Rating: 15+ Chapters: 7 Reviews: 36

Killian Earhart will have to beat seven Weasley cousins in seven days to show that he is worth dating Molly Weasley.
If he really loves her, he'll need to prove it to her family.
New chapters are finally up after a too long hiatus!
Super awesome banner by Meghan at TDA and if you come inside, you'll get to see the amazing chapter images she has made as well!
Genres: Humor, Action/Adventure Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence Era: Next Generation Characters: Teddy, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, OtherCanon Pairings: Other Pairing Published: 2012.04.11 Latest Chapter: 2012.11.28 Updated: 2012.11.28 Status: WIP
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