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1 : Dating Hannah by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 10


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All Neville wanted was to date Hannah Abbot. 


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Dean, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Ron, Seamus   Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2017.04.19 Updated: 2017.04.19 Status: COMPLETED (22445 words)

2 : On The Brink by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 3


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Albus Potter is on the brink of a nervous breakdown.


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2017.02.23   Latest Chapter: 2017.04.16 Updated: 2017.04.16 Status: WIP (7808 words)

3 : A Free Elf by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10


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His eyes were green.


Genres: General, Horror/Dark   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dobby , Harry
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2017.04.13 Updated: 2017.04.13 Status: COMPLETED (1062 words)

4 : Painful Bliss by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 12   Reviews: 38


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The secret to a happy marriage?
There isn't one.
Happy marriages do not exist.
(Draco/Astoria)


Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Lucius, Narcissa, OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2017.04.11 Updated: 2017.04.11 Status: COMPLETED (51731 words)

5 : Those Three Words by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


Draco has to say those 'three words' to Astoria. If only he could figure out what those three words are.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Lucius, Narcissa, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2017.04.07   Latest Chapter: 2017.04.10 Updated: 2017.04.10 Status: COMPLETED (3084 words)

6 : Wordsmith by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


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A hopeless romantic, Hermione searches for the love of her life in words.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2017.02.13   Latest Chapter: 2017.02.15 Updated: 2017.02.15 Status: COMPLETED (9470 words)

7 : Baby Weasley by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


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Your little hands wrapped around my finger, and it's so quiet in the world tonight.


Genres: Angst, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2016.03.13   Latest Chapter: 2016.03.14 Updated: 2016.03.14 Status: COMPLETED (1998 words)

8 : Hopeless Romantics by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


I am a hopeless romantic.
I tend to fall in love very often and very easily.
Some may think thatís a bad thing but I donít.
I like to put my entire heart into the situation.
I want desperately for someone to piece my heart back together again.

To make me whole.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Dean, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2016.03.12   Latest Chapter: 2016.03.13 Updated: 2016.03.13 Status: COMPLETED (2820 words)

9 : The Cold by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


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What do you get with a sick Ron and Harry Potter as his chef?
Chicken Soup.
Without chicken... and man eating candy corns?


Genres: Humor   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2016.03.09   Latest Chapter: 2016.03.11 Updated: 2016.03.11 Status: COMPLETED (3773 words)

10 : The Chocolate Addiction by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


Remus Lupin's chocolate addiction has gone too far.


Genres: Humor   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lupin, McGonagall, Pettigrew
Advisory: Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2016.03.07   Latest Chapter: 2016.03.08 Updated: 2016.03.08 Status: COMPLETED (3118 words)

11 : Ronald & Hermione by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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If Hermione wanted romance in their relationship, Ron would give her romance.
(inspired by Romeo & Juliet)


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature
Published: 2016.03.03   Latest Chapter: 2016.03.04 Updated: 2016.03.04 Status: COMPLETED (4129 words)

12 : The Scarf by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


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She's wearing a scarf. It's blue.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Aberforth, Blaise (M), Harry, Hermione, Luna, McGonagall, Neville, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2016.02.29   Latest Chapter: 2016.03.02 Updated: 2016.03.02 Status: COMPLETED (2001 words)

13 : Driving Lessons by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


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Ron learns to properly drive a car.


Genres: General, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Dean , Harry, Ron
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Substance abuse
Published: 2015.05.13   Latest Chapter: 2015.05.14 Updated: 2015.05.14 Status: COMPLETED (5314 words)

14 : Remarkable by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


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Love, Blaise thinks, is missing someone when they are not near.
Love is staying up at night and hoping for their survival.


Genres: Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, OC , Pansy  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.04.09   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.11 Updated: 2015.04.11 Status: COMPLETED (4010 words)

15 : The Competition by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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Narcissa and Lucius fight over Draco's first word.


Genres: Fluff, Humor   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Lucius, Narcissa, Snape  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.09 Updated: 2015.04.09 Status: COMPLETED (3073 words)

16 : Pump It Up by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first
and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt
and let Percy take a Ďganderí at his chest.

(Percy/Oliver, a bromance)


Genres: Humor   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Oliver , Percy  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.04.08   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.08 Updated: 2015.04.08 Status: COMPLETED (4528 words)

17 : Becoming a Longbottom by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


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Neville and Hannah are bonded for life.


Genres: Fluff, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Neville, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.04.07   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.08 Updated: 2015.04.08 Status: COMPLETED (3659 words)

18 : The Career Aptitude Test by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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†Ron Weasley decides to take a career aptitude test.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, Neville , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.04 Updated: 2015.04.04 Status: COMPLETED (3472 words)

19 : Growing Up Pureblood by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


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Young Lucius Malfoy is taught the Malfoy family values.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lucius, OtherCanon
Advisory: Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.21 Updated: 2015.03.21 Status: COMPLETED (2664 words)

20 : Four Months by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


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Something strange is going on at Hogwarts.
Students are meeting in the corridors.
Professors are arguing.
And Filius won't stop asking Remus if he owes someone money.


Genres: Humor   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Filch, Lupin, McGonagall, Snape, Trelawney
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.18 Updated: 2015.03.18 Status: COMPLETED (2662 words)

21 : Like Father, Like Son by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9


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Maybe he would regret not being a father to his son.


Genres: Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lucius, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.17 Updated: 2015.03.17 Status: COMPLETED (1616 words)

22 : Proof by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5



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I believe magic is the work of the devil.


Genres: Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC , Percy
Advisory: Contains profanity, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (3438 words)

23 : PIG. by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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He was a pig in a wig.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, OtherCanon
Advisory: Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (3746 words)

24 : Wooded by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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Susan Bones is a creature of the night.



Genres: General, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.03.10   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (2562 words)

25 : Booties by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


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Ron Weasley has interesting ways to tell his wife he wants to have a baby.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.02 Updated: 2015.03.02 Status: COMPLETED (4147 words)
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