Penname: dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap
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1 : Growing Up Pureblood by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


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Young Lucius Malfoy is taught the Malfoy family values.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lucius, OtherCanon
Advisory: Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.21 Updated: 2015.03.21 Status: COMPLETED (2664 words)

2 : Four Months by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


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Something strange is going on at Hogwarts.
Students are meeting in the corridors.
Professors are arguing.
And Filius won't stop asking Remus if he owes someone money.


Genres: Humor   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dumbledore, Filch, Lupin, McGonagall, Snape, Trelawney
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.18 Updated: 2015.03.18 Status: COMPLETED (2662 words)

3 : Like Father, Like Son by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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Maybe he would regret not being a father to his son.


Genres: Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lucius, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.17 Updated: 2015.03.17 Status: COMPLETED (1616 words)

4 : Painful Bliss by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 16


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The secret to a happy marriage?
There isn't one.
Happy marriages do not exist.
(Draco/Astoria)


Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Lucius, Narcissa, OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.16 Updated: 2015.03.16 Status: WIP (17887 words)

5 : Dating Hannah by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0


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All Neville wanted was to date Hannah Abbot. 


Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Dean, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Ron, Seamus   Pairings: Other Pairing, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.16 Updated: 2015.03.16 Status: WIP (3706 words)

6 : Proof by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2



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I believe magic is the work of the devil.


Genres: Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OC , Percy
Advisory: Contains profanity, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (3438 words)

7 : PIG. by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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He was a pig in a wig.


Genres: Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, OtherCanon
Advisory: Strong violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (3746 words)

8 : Wooded by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


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Susan Bones is a creature of the night.



Genres: General, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.03.10   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.15 Updated: 2015.03.15 Status: COMPLETED (2562 words)

9 : Booties by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


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Ron Weasley has interesting ways to tell his wife he wants to have a baby.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.02 Updated: 2015.03.02 Status: COMPLETED (4147 words)

10 : A Free Elf by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


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His eyes were green.


Genres: General, Horror/Dark   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Dobby , Harry
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.26 Updated: 2015.02.26 Status: COMPLETED (1081 words)

11 : The Cat Whisperer by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


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Ron is in charge of Crookshanks for the weekend. 


Genres: Humor   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.18 Updated: 2015.02.18 Status: COMPLETED (5087 words)

12 : Squib Seeking Squib by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


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Come one, come all to the first annual Squib Valentine’s Day Mixer!
The perfect chance to meet your non-magical partner in life.

(Refreshments will be served)



Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Filch, Harry, Lily (II), OC   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.02.06   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.07 Updated: 2015.02.07 Status: COMPLETED (2826 words)

13 : WWVD? by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


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Sometimes you have to ask yourself, what would Voldemort do?


Genres: Fluff, Humor   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Lucius, Narcissa, Snape  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2015.01.25   Latest Chapter: 2015.02.01 Updated: 2015.02.01 Status: COMPLETED (4656 words)

14 : The Many Jobs of Remus Lupin by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


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War does not pay the bills and neither does being a member of the Order.
(and being Sirius's personal assistant bruises his ego)
The Many Jobs of Remus Lupin


Genres: Drama, Humor   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lupin, Sirius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.31 Updated: 2015.01.31 Status: COMPLETED (4367 words)

15 : Serenity by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 0



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For a moment Serenity Lovegood glowed brighter than the sun.  


Genres: General, Angst   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Luna, OC, OtherCanon
Advisory: Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.29 Updated: 2015.01.29 Status: COMPLETED (2283 words)

16 : The Marriage Contract by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 1


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Most Death Eaters are incapble of love.
Not Lucius and Narcissa. 


Genres: Fluff, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Lucius, Narcissa   Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.01.18   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.25 Updated: 2015.01.25 Status: COMPLETED (2417 words)

17 : You Should Marry Me by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


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All Ginny wants is for Harry Potter to marry her.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.01.16   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.19 Updated: 2015.01.19 Status: COMPLETED (3694 words)

18 : A Recipe for Babies by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


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Ron explains to Rose where babies come from. Sort of.


Genres: Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hermione, Ron, Rose
Advisory: Contains profanity
Published: 2015.01.13   Latest Chapter: 2015.01.15 Updated: 2015.01.15 Status: COMPLETED (3165 words)
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